04-08-2025
Everyone Is Making The Same Joke About The 31-Year-Old Baby
An Ohio couple welcomed their baby boy, Thaddeus, last week! Little Thaddeus isn't your typical newborn, though. He's 31 years old.
Thaddeus was born from an embryo that had been frozen for 31 years, making him the longest-frozen embryo to ever result in a successful birth.
The replies are somewhat killing me.
These jokes write themselves.
"That baby could've been playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and listening to killswitch engage but now it has to play fortnite and listen to carti," one person said.
Another person pleaded: "If life begins at conception, let this baby DRIVE and VOTE."
And this person said, as a matter of fact: "She should be at the club."
But one joke is more popular than the rest.
It's this: "The first kid to have the RIGHT to claim he was born in the wrong generation."
Because this thing is so absurd, here are some of the funniest tweets about this 31-year-old baby:
"Good luck explaining that gap on ur resume bitch."
"The concept of starting life at 31."
"No the oldest baby ever is still this one."
"Avatar: The Last Millennial."
"God I'd be so pissed to find out I could've been a chic 90s baby and now I'm just a quirky headline in humanity's apathetic end times."
"Imagine being born 31 years old."
"The Birth of the Final Millennial."
"Poor kid missed out on all the good shit."
"That baby is going to have a weird craving for some Fruitopia."
"This poor kid could've been born during one of the best decades in history and instead he's born into the era of Cocomelon, TikTok, and AI slop."
And lastly: "Baby freezer burnt as hell I'm sure."
