Obnoxious Oxford — a wickedly funny satire about privileged students
But in the Oxford of the 2020s things have changed: regional accents are out and tenuously claimed BAME identities are in — according to Thomas Peermohamed Lambert's debut novel, Shibboleth. Now it's preferable to be 'three-sixteenths Ottoman' or 'a real, honest to God, Palestinian' than prolier-than-thou from Merseyside.
The Oxford novel, so concerned with made-up identities,
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