Peter Helliar names worst celeb to interview
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Australian comedian and TV personality has named the celebrity responsible for his all-time worst interview: Hollywood action man Mark Wahlberg.
Appearing on The Hit Network's Carrie & Tommy show on Tuesday, Helliar recalled flying to the US in 2017 to interview Wahlberg and Will Ferrell to promote their film Daddy's Home 2 for The Project, but said it seemed Wahlberg did not want to be there.
Helliar prefaced his interview by saying that he'd interview Wahlberg in the past and 'many times he's been great' – however, on this particular day, 'I think Mark may have either been hungover, tired, or not interested. He had his phone out …'
Peter Helliar said he must've caught Wahlberg on a bad day.
To be fair, it was 2017. Candy Crush and Farmville were HUGE. Picture:Host Carrie Bickmore asked if Wahlberg had taken his phone out mid-interview, which Helliar confirmed – but said the star did eventually put it away again.
'It was just too weird … he wasn't doing it in a fun way. I've interviewed Will a few times – and he does remember me – and he was a little bit embarrassed and carried the interview. That was not a great one. But I've had experiences with Mark Wahlberg where he has been great,' he said.
He did at least smile! Ferrell (left) and Wahlberg chat to Helliar in 2017.
The interview aired in November 2017, but it seems it never made it online, save for a brief seven-second teaser clip which was shared to social media before the episode and showed Ferrell and Wahlberg both laughing along with Helliar.
Elsewhere in his chat with Carrie and Tommy, Helliar revealed his celebrity 'Hall Pass' – aka his biggest celebrity crush: Oscar-winning actress Julianne Moore. 'She's great, she's awesome. Redhead; she's great. I do love Julianne Moore,' he gushed.
Aussie hosts name their worst celeb interviews
Helliar is hardly the first Australian TV or radio presenter to name and shame a dud celebrity interviewee.
Last month, comedian and radio host Mick Molloy named F1 champ Mark Webber as a contender for his worst interview, describing the former nine-time Grand Prix winner as 'honestly designed to not give an interesting answer.'
Molloy had previously told news.com.au about an awkward interview with country superstar Shania Twain at the peak of her 90s fame, which was scuppered by Twain's posse of handlers sitting in the studio to constantly interrupt and tell him 'You can't ask that.'
Beau Ryan revealed on-air earlier this year that popular US actress Melissa McCarthy was his worst famous interview to date, describing her as 'prickly' during their chat several years ago.
'[She gave] short answers, didn't want to be there, gave me nothing,' he continued, saying the 'disappointing' interview made him feel 'uncomfortable.'
Funny lady Melissa McCarthy's lack of chat was 'disappointing' to Beau Ryan. Picture: AFP
Jonesy and Amanda took revenge on a 'surly' Harrison Ford. Picture: AFP
Also earlier this year, Dave Hughes named another hilarious Hollywood A-lister as his least favourite interviewee when asked by his campmates on I'm A Celeb.
'If we're going to be honest … it hurts me to say it, but it's … Ben Stiller. I was a big fan, and he was just a pain in the a**e,' Hughes confessed, before joking that he might have 'ruined his Hollywood career' by calling out the powerful actor and director.
Perhaps radio stars Amanda Keller and Brendan 'Jonesy' Jones can claim the prize for worst interview with a Hollywood star, though.
Several years ago, they confessed to news.com.au that their interview with A-list actor Harrison Ford had gone so badly it was deemed unusable and never actually aired.
'He was cranky, he was surly, he wasn't our favourite … and we dropped him,' Keller revealed.
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'A big group of us met at uni – we're still friends now – and he was the guy from the Northern Beaches with a thick, blond ponytail who wore a lot of denim and white. And then in fifth year, when the course got into all this conceptual stuff, his fashion changed, and he started wearing a lot of black and talking about Derrida. We were all a bit like, 'Dude, how long is this going to last?' But he genuinely loved the ideas, loved the deep theory. And to be fair, he never went full skivvy. He was too grounded, too funny and nice.' Skivvy or not, Burke's plan was certainly to become a practising architect. But according to Moss, he revelled in 'the force for change that university can be: learning from people who were equally passionate; meeting all sorts of opinions, talking about ideas. It really brought out an intellectual hunger.' A gap year in Hong Kong, hearing professional architects discuss concepts he'd never heard of; a semester in Sweden 'immersed in beautiful Scandinavian modernism, so elegant and civilised' all fed what Moss calls 'this real inquisitive drive. He wants to understand people and environments, as well as buildings.' After graduating, Burke worked as an architect with Philip Cox (now Cox Architecture). Going on site, he recalls, was 'so great, and so scary. The builders are saying, 'I'm not building this stupid f---ing house,' and you're just out of uni, and you have to say, 'Um, OK … but that looks wrong to me, can we check the plans again?' ' But when he was only 27, his father died suddenly of cancer – just three months between diagnosis and death – and Burke decided to do something dramatic. 'Dad left my [younger] brother and me about $80,000 each,' he explains, 'and I thought, 'Right, well that's enough for a degree overseas.' I'd been thinking for a while that I wanted to go and get the highest level of architectural conversation I could find.' Loading This turned out to be at Columbia University in New York, where Burke earned himself a master's degree, tutored, and worked as a teacher's assistant to Pritzker Prize-winning architect Shigeru Ban. In 2001, he and Moss returned to Sydney and married. But the 3300 hours he needed to log to apply for his full registration (and actually call himself an architect) were destined to remain out of reach; almost immediately, he was invited to apply for a teaching role back in the US, at one of the country's top-tier universities, Berkeley, in California. 'It was a tenure-track position, so it had a kind of esteem to it,' he recalls. 'And I was completely blindsided by the fact that I got it.' During the five years they spent in California, he and Kylie had a son and daughter, now young adults. In 2007, Luscombe – by then Dean of Architecture at UTS – lured him back to Australia again. In the almost two decades since, Burke has had two stints as head of School of Architecture at UTS (2010-17). He's been co-creative director of the Australian Pavilion at the Venice Architecture Biennale, and architectural judge for London Design Week. He's written books, chaired excellence committees, founded design competitions and taken everyone from first-year uni students to retirees on overseas architecture tours. (He likes both groups, though he admits his mature audience members 'actually stay in the room when I'm talking'.) In the past 20 years, however, he has not designed a single building. Does he regret this? 'Well, I don't feel like I'm done yet,' he says. 'I often think that the next chapter for me might involve going back to that. And when we did our own place a couple of years ago – a really tiny place, very modest – I totally loved it. So, maybe. But I have to admit, it feels natural to be where I am.' '98 per cent of what gets built today is shit.' – Frank Gehry Anthony Burke, perhaps unlike Frank Gehry, is an optimist. He is, according to Grand Designs Australia producer Brooke Bayvel, 'utterly untarnished by cynicism'. When he turned up to audition for Restoration Australia, back in 2019, 'he really stood out. Not for what he brought on camera, but off: he was just very interested in everybody. Interested, open, kind.' This, of course – along with optimism – is exactly what's required on Grand Designs: an endless sympathetic engagement with ordinary people and their architectural dramas. Will the council allow the solar panels on the front side of the cottage roof? Will the horse-poo render really stick to the walls? Is the cantilevered platform actually going to solve the family's space issues, or will it plunge them all to the bottom of the picturesque valley? Burke, says Bayvel, can ask these questions, and nobody takes offence. 'All the people on the show love him. They'll tell him anything!' Audiences clearly feel the same: the ABC requested him across its full suite of architecture shows, Bayvel explains, which means Thursday night on the national broadcaster is now something akin to The Anthony Burke Evening. (Even Burke's genial charm, however, may not be enough to enliven the new program, Culture By Design – an extremely cerebral investigation of Asian design without a single concreting calamity or rain delay, made for the ABC's Asian audiences. As Burke says ruefully: 'I do wonder if Australian audiences are going to be watching, saying, 'Hang on, what's going on? Is she pregnant? Did they say: in by Christmas?' ') After half a decade working together, Bayvel concludes that Burke's reputation for niceness remains untarnished. 'These shows are bloody hard work – there are about 70 houses in progress across all three – but I've never heard him utter a cross word to anyone. I've never heard even a little tone. But also, you'd underestimate him at your peril because he's super smart.' His intellectual heft, indeed, has brought an unexpected boost to the programs, even among a group they weren't initially intended for – architects themselves. 'I think him stepping into that role has really elevated it,' says Adam Haddow, president of the Australian Institute of Architects. 'People [in the profession] have such a high level of respect for him.' He can do two things architects appreciate, Haddow goes on. 'He can translate. Architects are renowned for talking architecture talk, and often we don't even know we're talking it. But Anthony can understand challenging and complex issues, and translate them into everyday language, and get the general public involved.' Secondly, 'I think he lives in a really interesting space where he is able to be critical. It can be quite difficult, [from inside] the profession, to ever suggest things could be different, either in a particular building, or industry-wide. But he can be critical, and people listen to him.' This twin appeal, to general viewers and specialists, also gives Burke a chance to steer the broader design conversation in Australia towards the issues he thinks are important: sustainability, alternatives to traditional building techniques and materials, and new ways of visualising how families might live. That's why he does TV, he says: 'the chance to help nudge the conversation gently towards what we should be doing'. The fact is, he says, 'the current housing model in this country is broken – financially, socially, health-wise, sustainably. There are about 10.9 million houses in Australia and on average, about a million are empty every night. And we have the biggest houses in the world, along with America. That's just not going to keep working for us as a model. We need to face up to the fact that life for our kids in a home in Australia is not going to look like the last 70 years – three bedrooms, two bathrooms, carport, flamingo on the front lawn. I think our job right now [as architects] is to help people imagine something different. Whether it's higher-density, or multi-generational, or granny flats, single-room occupancies on existing medium-density suburbs, whatever. And we need to be enabling those things – finding the advantages and interest and beauty in all those options – rather than fighting them.' Central Park, the old Carlton United brewery site on Sydney CBD's southern edge, contains an Edwardian factory building, a Jean Nouvel tower block, and two buildings by three Australian architecture practices – the Phoenix gallery, by Durbach Block Jaggers and John Wardle Architects, and the dramatic domestic residence, Indigo Slam, by Smart Design Studio. Indigo Slam, you could argue, is domestic only insofar as the Doge's palace in Venice, say, is domestic – when it eventually stops raining, we head for the home William Smart designed for Judith Neilson. Australian 'resi' is a topic Burke is always discussing overseas, he confesses as we walk. 'I don't think the rest of the world knows enough about what's going on here: hand on heart, I think we're doing some of the best work in the world.' With its sweeps and stretches of milky concrete, Indigo Slam is like something designed by Zeus – Olympian, slightly unsettling, apparently disconnected from the world of mere mortals. But no, says Burke, pointing out the water rill running alongside the footpath, the generous front gate. 'Gorgeous,' he says, peering through the rails. 'And look at the bricks behind, the different texture of the slate here, the granite here. There's just so much thoughtful loveliness. What you see when you walk past is that someone has designed it. Someone has thought about all these little things.' And this, it transpires, is what Anthony Burke wants us to remember when it comes to our own houses. Thoughtfulness is not simply the province of those with unlimited means, after all – in fact, it costs absolutely nothing. 'So,' he says, 'if you are faced with the opportunity – which is a massive opportunity – to build your own home, start from the fundamentals. Really interrogate your family, and the way you live.' Whatever else you do, don't fall prey to fashion. 'Do not go to the cover of Vogue Living and say, 'Right. I want that living room,' ' he pleads. 'Your home should not end up being some kind of tasteful catalogue of the season's best. Oh my god, I hate that stuff! The latest stove from Europe or tile from Italy: these things are ephemeral nonsense.' As well as steering clear of fashion, he goes on, we must at all costs avoid 'real estate thinking'. 'We've developed this idea, because of the way real estate operates in this country, that there is only one version of how a house can look,' he says, looking genuinely pained. ' 'Because that's what the market wants.' But what everybody doesn't talk about is that what the market wants is exactly the most mediocre, middle-ground, vanilla idea of a life. That's not a life: it's just a vision of a product. We think, 'Everyone else will want this; when I'm sick of it, someone else will want to buy it.' But what about what we want?' Loading What we should do instead, if we get the chance, is have faith in the power of 'doing the fundamentals better and better and better. We don't need more than that. And that means focusing on things like the way our family is healthy in a home – clean air, no mould, natural light, no VOCs [volatile organic compounds]; the scale of the home being just right for the people living in it; the fact that light is always coming from the north in Australia; that we always have a need for elbow room, but also closeness with the people we love.' And so we finish as we began – with toilets. I know, from a cunning confidential source, that when Burke renovated his own home in Sydney's inner west, he installed only one full bathroom, and one powder room (ie. a loo with no shower). This seems incredibly disciplined, but Burke doesn't hold everybody to such rigorous standards. 'There is definitely a Goldilocks scale,' he concludes. 'And it's not the same for everybody. So I am not advocating a particular number of toilets. But I am saying that things are going to change in the next 20 years, even if we don't want them to, and we have to decide whether we're on board or we're off board.' He spreads his hands wide, taking in toilets everywhere. 'So let's get on board!'