The Zodiac Roast: What People Secretly Think About Your Sign

Time of India

12 hours ago

Aries - 'Yeh meri to entry hai!'
Taurus - 'Mooh band rakho, khana kar raha hu.'
Gemini – 'Tu janta nahi mera baap kaun hai.'
Cancer – 'All izz well' sobbing in the next room
Leo – 'Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost.'
Virgo – 'Gaadi side mein laga de na.'
Libra – 'Tumse na ho paayega.'
Scorpio – 'Main apna family ka hi hun.'
Sagittarius – 'Chalo Delhi, ghoomne chalte hain!'
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Capricorn – 'Kaam pe aur focus karo yaar.'
Aquarius – 'Conspiracy toh banti hai yaar.'
Pisces – 'Sapno mein jeeta hu main.'
Aries truly shines with 'Yeh meri to entry hai!' What strikes everyone is the iconic, confidence-filled, and memorable entry. It is like a statement synonymous with what every bollywood hero does when they stroll into a room or when they walk into a party. It is a burst of vigor and zeal. There is no denying the rough 'Aries' decorator' music when they perform their grand entry. All of your friends might admire your gutsy attitude, however, they do wish you toned it down a little. But no matter what, you will always be the center of attention at every party. That iconic bollywood stroll we mentioned earlier? It is bursting with a blend of 'life of the party' attitude, and toxic 'cruise out' tendencies.Taureans are forever transformed with the meme 'Mooh band rakho, khana kar raha hu.' Rejoicing, the Taureans are the zodiacs that protect their luxuries. Towering over all the zodiac signs, a Taureans love towards blankets and good food are always there to indulge and are cozy. It is a well-deserved promotion for a friend who dines ready to have luxurious, but intimate dinners.Gemini's supposed theme meme would definitely be 'Tu janta nahi mera baap kaun hai.' By the way, you can change personas faster than one can switch stories on Instagram . In one breath, you're the life of the party, telling stories and making everyone laugh, and in the next, you're having a deep, introspective monologue. And yes, people seem to enjoy the mix. Though, sometimes, you can tell they are a tad confused as to which version of you they are going to get that evening. But to be fair, versatility is one of the best spices in life.Cancers can be emotionally bipolar, and they channel that with 'All izz well' - with a dash of silent tears. When they cry, they wear their heart on their sleeve, but they definitely pack a punch when it comes to the people they care about. And, if you are a friend who finds them crying to an emotional advertisement, be prepared to be helped. Because in their eyes, when their friend is in a difficult spot, they will go above and beyond. They are everyone's go to when a hug (and some tissues) is needed.You Leo's love the grand exits and entrances. Each social gathering is a stage, giving you the opportunity to showcase your theatrical 'Picture abhi baaki hai, mere dost!'. Every single social gathering is a stage for you and, as a performer during those moments, you never fail to go above and beyond on your hair and outfit, and receive gasps and applause as you strut whilst people bask in the attention you are claiming.Virgos are the 'organizers' of the zodiac - the ones who are always double-checking if all is in order. You have probably color-coded your calendar and know exactly when not to forget to remind your friends. You have the role of the planner who also acts as the cleaner after every single person and judges any disorganized space with wrath. Whether or not your details are appreciated is irrelevant, your reminder texts are not appreciated.Overthinking any situation with 'tumse na ho paayega' becomes the trademark of Libra. Rogan making 'friends' are worried (as they always are about everything to do with you) as to why you are taking forever at the restaurant menu. You like everything to be alright - but that overwhelming indecision is your downfall. However, with your theatrical charm, your public who can be mean know that no fight lasts long.Cleary believes the strongest in 'know them, but don't show them' is Scorpio 'main apna family ka hi hun.' Of course, scorpions are the 'intense' in the group, but feelings run deep and loyalty becomes everything. Your silence means that you have to pay attention and that means every detail about people is your business and not your business for them to know. There is always implementing secrets as people describe the 'power move' you do in silence.For a Sagittarian, travel is the essence of life. 'Chalo Delhi, ghoomne chalte hain.' Most of your friends understand your mercurial ways. You are always ready for travel. While your friends are comfortable, they can always count on you to come to their aid on a visit. You despise schedules and love to wander. Your friends can navigate the skies or ice caps, but wish they could travel like you.You may not be the best at cooperation, but for your friends, you hokey-poke your way through 'Kaam pe aur focus karo yaar.' For starters, out of all your friends, you are the only one that shows up and is functional, so for your friends to see you early makes up for all the ways you did not attend. With your friends ensuring that you have streaming devices on command, all resumes that need to be written can be achieved. For a Capricorn, fun and seasonal reminders are pretty much all that live apart from their commits.The idea champs are the best, and for them, 'Conspiracy toh banti hai yaar.' be it flat earth or secrete governors, during dinners, their theories are a must. You have a love for all large concepts and you've got theories casually sprinkled into dinner convos. Your friends must decide, but will always be left with the answer that they can carry your inventive brain to everything.Pisces are the most imaginative of the zodiac signs. You find yourself lost in your own head while daydreaming and humming tunes, doodling, and fully immersing yourself in movies. There are people who care about you and are wary of your head being in the clouds, but they also appreciate the fact that you are such a nice friend. You are the soothing balm when the going gets tough and the innovative force behind the simple but lively conversations in private messaging which offers a break from the day.