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‘It's an archive of Paris': Why you should visit Père Lachaise cemetery – with Edith Piaf among famous graves

‘It's an archive of Paris': Why you should visit Père Lachaise cemetery – with Edith Piaf among famous graves

Independent11-04-2025

Steaming coffee in hand, I'm admiring Le Radeau de la Méduse – the Raft of the Medusa – on a crisp morning in Paris. But I'm not at the Louvre, or any of the (many) galleries and museums. Instead, I'm standing by the grave of Théodore Géricault.
His famous oil painting has been sculpted in bronze to one side of his gravestone at the most-visited cemetery in the world: Père Lachaise. Here, spread across this 110-acre city of immortals, Gericault joins Edith Piaf, Jim Morrison, Amedeo Modigliani and Oscar Wilde amongst an estimated one million others.
'Père Lachaise is more than a cemetery – it's an archive of Paris,' says Anthony Schmitt, Parisian and head concierge at Shangri-La Paris. 'It has preserved the city's history through the graves of its greatest minds, moments of struggle and artistry of the tombs. It's a place of cultural significance for Parisians.'
The story of how history's good and great secured a plot at this illustrious resting place is quite the yarn. Traditionally, there have been just two requirements for potential residents: that they were a citizen of Paris, or that they died here. In actual fact, anyone can rest for eternity in these non-denominational grounds. In the 21st century, however, your chances of winning a place among them are greatly reduced due to the limited space and long waiting time for burial plots.
This wasn't always the case, however.
'Until 1785, burial grounds were in the city centre,' says Alberto Rigettini, who has been leading English-speaking tours at Père Lachaise since 2010. 'The main cemetery of Paris was Le Cimetière des Innocents, which is now the Centre Pompidou.
'Paris had mass graves of rotting corpses that had been there for more than ten centuries, causing health issues for residents,' he continues. 'So they had to be closed down. The remains of the people buried there were transferred 64 feet underground into quarries, now known as the Catacombs.
'Napoleon decided to open new cemeteries outside the city limits: one in the north in Montmartre, one in the south in Montparnasse, one in the west in Passy, and one in the east – the Père Lachaise,' he adds.
Père Lachaise gets its name from Father François de La Chaise, King Louis XIV's confessor, who lived on the site. It was then called Mont Louis after the king reportedly visited the area during times of unrest in Paris.
'It was a great location,' says Rigettini. 'A beautiful green hill full of trees. However, it was in the worst district for crime, poverty, and morality, so no one wanted to be buried there.'
When it first opened in 1804, Parisians – used to burying loved ones in back gardens and churchyards – considered it too far outside the city. Only 13 people were buried here in its first year.
To encourage more funerals, the authorities created a strategy. With great fanfare, the remains of poet Jean de La Fontaine and playwright Molière were moved to Père Lachaise. Then, in 1817, in another brilliant spectacle, the remains of medieval lovers Héloise and Abélard were moved. Abélard, a 37-year-old theologian and Héloise, his younger disciple, fell in love in the city in 1115, resulting in 'a child of dishonour'. They wed secretly but were brutally separated. Until old age, after he became a monk and she a nun, they exchanged letters of love. In death they were reunited and buried together.
This move achieved what had, until then, seemed impossible: people clamoured to be buried at Père Lachaise. By 1830, the cemetery had 33,000 permanent plots; by 1850 it needed to be expanded five times.
Today, the grave of Héloise and Abélard remains the most visited. Another is that of songbird Edith Piaf who was born in the nearby neighbourhood of Belleville and died in Grasse on the French Riviera in 1963. Her husband, it is alleged, drove her body to Paris overnight so her fans would believe that she died in the city. Former frontman of rock group The Doors, Jim Morrison, and Frederic Chopin's graves join them as the top five most-visited at Père Lachaise.
Among scandalous love stories and ill-fated or dignified deaths chronicled at Père Lachaise swirls yet another Parisian urban legend: if you lay down on Victor Noir's statue, feet pointing to his boots, and kiss him on the lips or rub his crotch, you'll be pregnant within a year. Over generations, the legend has become even stranger; touch his right foot to get pregnant and his left foot for twins.
Victor Noir was the pseudonym of Yvan Salmon, an outspoken anti-imperialist, young journalist and notorious lothario. His death in 1870, following a duel with the cousin of Napoleon III, Pierre Bonaparte, made Noir a political hero. More than 100,000 people gathered for his funeral.
For Noir's tomb, sculptor Jules Dalou created a bronze statue of Noir as he lay dead in the street where he fell, pants partially unbuttoned and his virility emphasised.
'Looking at the sculpture today, the most worn parts are his lips, boots and crotch,' Thierry Le Roi, who has worked as a tour guide at Père Lachaise for 25 years, tells me. 'I have twins, but I've never touched the statue. I do have friends who asked for his help and were rewarded with kids,' he smiles, cementing Noir's reputation.

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Joe Hart at Torino (2016) - Tried his best In his Torino introduction, Joe Hart read fluent Italian directly from a script for his, before asking everyone to only ask him questions in English. He let out an enormous sigh of relief once he'd finished reading out his, *checks watch*, 39 seconds of Italian. There wasn't much more Italian after that. But Hart did insist that he was going to put in every effort to become more adept in the Romance language. 'I'm doing [language] lessons at every opportunity. I think it was most important for me to learn how speak and communicate with the players on the football field before I could have a conversation in a coffee shop,' he said. 'Now I'll be looking to take major strides forward top really improve my Italian in order to interact on a daily basis.' Steve McClaren at FC Twente (2008) - SCHTEEVE When 22 Jump Street was released in 2014, one of the opening scenes had the world in stitches. When Channing Tatum's character 'Jenko' is pressed for his identity by members of the cartel, he panics and responds with a laughably cringeworthy Spanish-infused response of 'my name is Jeff'. Comedic genius. Steve McClaren was ahead of the curve. When interviewed by Dutch media, he put on a super-thick Dutch accent, announcing himself as 'Schteeve' and maintaining it throughout his two year spell as manager. And maybe it wasn't the worst idea. Something rubbed off on the players, as they won the Eredivisie title in 2009-10. Jadon Sancho at Dortmund (2021) - Germglish Hybrid Jadon Sancho was electric at Dortmund. Simply one of the best English youngsters there had ever been. After scoring two goals, one of which was a screamer, in the final of the DFB-Pokal, Sancho delivered his post-match interview with a curious accent. He spoke like Karl, the German exchange student trying to make friends in freshers' week, rather than Jadon, the 20-year-old winger who grew up in South London his whole life. It didn't look forced, either. That's just the sign of a man who immersed himself into Westphalian culture, even at the expense of his own. Jadon Sancho was a storming success at Borussia Dortmund but never quick cracked the lingo David Moyes combined English and Spanish in one of his early interviews at Real Sociedad - but quickly regretted it David Moyes at Real Sociedad (2014) - Oh no, David While managing Real Sociedad, David Moyes attempted Spanish during an interview but faltered when he forgot the word for 'times'. 'I know about the B-team,' he began. 'I know about some of the players. They have been training with me, dos, tres, quatro... times, and, er, but I've not seen them play.' His visible regret mid-sentence was noted as a relatable but awkward moment. Unlike Barton, at least Moyes was trying to speak the actual language rather than a bizarre form of accented English. It didn't his case. He only lasted 42 games with the Spanish side before returning to English football with Sunderland.

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