Just 43 Fun Things To Buy Yourself Because Online Shopping Exists And You're Only Human

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02-04-2025

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Including a pumpkin enzyme mask that's just the answer to self-care.
1. A blackhead-removing toy you can pick and prod at with tweezers like you're performing surgery alongside your Grey's Anatomy colleagues. But for real, it helps if you're prone to picking your skin or pulling out hair when you're stressed!!
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Promising review: "I have trichotillomania and really love these little guys. They help refocus my habit and the pull is very satisfying and realistic. I've had to repurchase already, and I'll reorder more in the future. Can't recommend these enough, as I've been searching for this type of tool for a long time." — Danika Hill
Get it from Amazon for $19.98+ (available in two styles).
2. A pair of LED light saber chopsticks sure to inspire a lil' food fight. Though I'm talking a fake one, of course, because sushi is too expensive for you to be throwing anywhere other than down your gullet.
Here's more from BuzzFeed shopping writer Emma Lord:
"As you can see from the above GIF, I bought these for myself, and I love them to pieces. TBH, I use them as decor every bit as much as I use them to eat. Sometimes I just keep them in my work area to light them up during the day to feel fancy. They toggle back and forth between a bunch of different colors, like red, blue, yellow, purple, and multicolor, so you can either make them match *or* have a red and blue one together and bring ~balance~ to the Force."
Promising review:"I purchased these for a friend's birthday present (he is a sushi waiter) and these are flippin' AMAZING. I ordered two sets by mistake, but I am totally keeping the second pair for another gift (or for myself!). These are sure to be great conversation pieces and attention-getters. Way to go!" — T. Redwood
Get two pairs from Amazon for $12.97+ (available individually or in sets of two, three, or four and in seven colors).
3. A microwaveable, lavender-scented weighted plushie that'll come in clutch whenever you're dealing with a bout of anxiety, braving a really bad tummy ache, or could just use a warm embrace.
Promising reviews: "This product changed my life. Seriously, I never knew I could love an inanimate object so much. His heavy body is so comforting, at the end of the day all I want is a hug. He even helped me quit nicotine. Instead of reaching for the Juul, I would reach for his big belly instead. I'm not even joking. This guy is the best thing I have ever spent my money on. Do yourself a favor and get a Warmie." — Bryan & Dana
"I bought this for cramps and the occasional aches and pains. He is absolutely perfect. He is so cute and adorable and I find myself reaching for him even when I am not in pain. He's so snuggly and perfect to cuddle up with and is great for anxiety." — Samantha
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
4. A wine/can holder because sometimes, a bath bomb just isn't enough. Real ones know that true R&R involves a chilled glass of sickly sweet Barefoot attached securely to your shower wall — not perched precariously on the lip of your tub.
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Promising review:"Having a shower beer has always been a nice relaxing way to chill after a long day of work. After moving to our new home, the new bathroom didn't have shelves to place my shower beer on. So I got to looking for this exact thing. I read some reviews that said the suction didn't work. Well, after a month it's still holding strong. Helpful tip, lick the suction cup and stick it on the wall. Also it can be used as a cell phone holder. This is a must for anyone that enjoys a refreshing drink while showering." — Tyler Strain
Get it from Amazon for $14.95+ (available in six styles/colors).
5. A pound of cereal marshmallows if you're really only buying Lucky Charms for the charms (duh) and tossing away the rest. 😬
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The delish treats come from Medley Hills Farm — a family-owned and operated small business based in Ohio.
Promising review:"Amazing! I put them in hot chocolate, Rice Krispies treats, other cereals, or just eat then by the handful. Impulse buy that totally worked out." — Maddison Helsel
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
6. The Office -themed dishwasher magnets with regular Michael Scott indicating your dishes are squeaky clean and Prison Mike indicating your dishes are dirty.
Promising review: "I've had this item in my 'save for later' cart for over a year and finally made the purchased. As a fan of The Office, I don't know why it's taken me so long to buy the darn thing! A little advice from someone who said, 'I don't need it' every time I saw it… YOU NEED IT! Just buy it. The joy it gives me each time I flip to clean/dirty is the same joy I felt when Pam and Jim got married, or when Michael yelled, 'I declare bankruptcy!' or when Kevin said, 'call it' during the CPR episode. It's amazing and you need it in you life. Just buy it." — Judy Sal
Get them from Amazon for $8.99.
7. An adorable mushroom night-light, because no matter your age, the dark can be a scary thing — especially when you're stealthily sneaking into the kitchen to grab a midnight snack.
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Promising review: "It's precious! The colors change slowly through a variety of hues. It's pretty good at detecting dark and light, and casts an ample but not startling amount of light. What else can I say but adorable?" — Michaela
Get it from Amazon for $5.99.
8. A candle-warming lamp if you're the type who avoids overhead lighting like the plague. Placed in your kitchen, it'll help dissipate food smells, too, which is a major win!
Promising review: "I've had the ugly plate-style candle warmers before and they don't even come close to this one. This one gives off the nicest glow, and the different styles are so pretty. I love that it has a timer feature and I feel much safer having this instead of lit candles. This would make a great gift for anyone. I will definitely be buying more for other rooms." — Catherine Vorce
Get it from Amazon for $25.99+ (available in 10 styles; check out a whimsical flower option here!)
9. A pair of '70s-style yellow tinted aviators you can get away with on days that are really too overcast for sunglasses but they complete your fit, so they're a nonnegotiable.
Promising review:"Obsessed with these! They fit perfectly and suit my face shape really well. I've been wearing them every day since I got them, and I don't usually wear sunglasses because sometimes they distract me, lol, but these don't. The lenses are a beautiful yellow color, they're clear and wide, and like I said, they're very comfortable including the nose area (I know that can be a problem with glasses for many), and I hardly notice I have them on most of the time. I have received many compliments, too, which is nice to hear! If you're considering getting these, GET THEM. YOU WON'T REGRET THEM!!!" — Gabby
Get them from Amazon for $10.18 (available in 26 colors and packs of one, two, and three).
10. A mini pink ATM that was def made with children in mind, but look, you simply can't be trusted with cash on hand — especially if you live near a coffeeshop with delicious $7 cold brew.
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Check out this viral piggy bank in this TikTok from @kiyalastnamepetty.
The LCD screen will display your current balance, and you can set a target savings amount up to $999 to check your progress. Both coins and paper money can be deposited — it'll automatically distinguish between different coins to count them!
Promising review: "I loved that me and my husband were able to save more than $1,000 in less than a month. This helped with 'out of sight, out of mind,' and it was a cute way to look forward to putting money in every week." — Jonathan Chavez
Get it from Amazon for $49.99 (available in five colors).
11. Or — if that's too basic — an uncanny valley-esque piggy bank that will either delight you or come for you in the middle of a sleep paralysis episode. It's really a toss-up — just don't say we didn't warn you.
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The money-eating piggy bank accepts all standard change and it'll automatically open its mouth when it senses your hand.
Promising reviews: "This thing legitimately gave me a bit of anxiety when I first unboxed it. It was way creepier than expected. I think it might help me not be afraid of this one doll in my house I have nightmares about. This is much worse. I wouldn't recommend this for kids at all, but as a gag gift or interrogation tool I would say go for it." — mysticalkiwi
"Pink and horrifying. Right up my alley. I love this sucker. It sits there and judges me. It's sitting here and judging me now while I write this. 10/10 great companion, just don't get on its bad side." — Delaney Gillpatrick
Get it on Amazon for $18.99 (available in three colors).
12. A lidded charcuterie board sure to make you the envy of any potluck!!! When they're not making wow-worthy assortments, reviewers also use it to store cut-up fruit and veg for the week.
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Promising review: "I bought these for a party and it was so easy to prep them and pop them into the fridge with the lid on. Same goes for storing leftovers afterward. It was also great to use for fresh fruit we cut up to enjoy all weekend. Looks lovely and is solid quality." — AmJam
Get it from Amazon for $28.34+ (available in three shapes, seven sizes, and with four different lid colors).
13. A pumpkin enzyme face mask that goes after dullness, uneven texture and congestion, gently exfoliating and resurfacing skin with natural AHAs and pumpkin enzymes. Reviewers all agree it smells like an authentic pumpkin dessert, too — not some chemically engineered imposter!
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Promising review: "This face mask is amazing. My skin is much more sensitive now that I am older and many exfoliating masks leave my skin red and irritated for days afterwards. This seems to be gentle but effective. It smells like a real pumpkin and not some artificial chemical compound made to smell like pumpkin which is a huge plus for me. Pumpkin is amazing for your skin and a great way to show yourself a little TLC at home." — Vitalicious Living Favorite Things
Get it from Amazon for $12+ (available in two sizes).
14. A set of nostalgic NES cartridge coasters sure to bring you back to simpler childhood days when you spent hourssss playing Super Mario Bros. and Donkey Kong in your mom's basement.
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Promising review: "Everyone talks about them and wants them! This has been an amazing gift! Something simple and not expensive to just surprise someone else. The size seems perfect for all kind of drinks and so far they don't seem to be getting ruined by the water so they are perfect! I had recommended them for friends as they keep asking where I got them." — Isaira
Get a set of eight from Amazon for $11.89.
15. A smol, octupus-shaped exfoliating stick that gently removes blackheads, whiteheads, and excess sebum so your T-zone can get a much-deserved breather.
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Promising review: "After just two days of use, this adorable little octopus has done wonders for me, smells great too. Here's how I used it: I wore down the stick just a little to where the texture from the salt was visible, scrubbed around on my face so there was plenty of product, and then used my fingers to gently massage all the gunk away. Rinse, pat dry, and enjoy the softness. Highly recommended for people with sensitive skin like myself." — LuckLocust
Get it from Amazon for $10.
16. A foot peeling mask that's SO effective, the before and after photos will both give you nightmares and earn a spot on your vision board.
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If foot graters give you the heebie-jeebies (hi, hello, it's me!), try these instead. Just slip on the booties for one hour, wash away the leftover solution, and then wait patiently as it takes 7–14 days before your feet shed like a freakin' iguana. At the end, you'll be left with moisturized, baby-soft tootsies!
Promising review: "I have tried other foot peels but the completeness of this peel is gratifying! Results started in three days and at 10 days, it is nearly done. My husband did the mask the same day — I thought his heels were impossible, but the callouses keep peeling more each day!" — Connie Schmidt
Get it from Amazon for $12.14+ (available in three scents).
17. A deck of kitty cat tarot cards with a guidebook to make sure you're getting the most out of every reading and aren't just distracted by the cutesy illustrations.
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Promising review:"Beautiful deck! Pretty cards, funny symbolism, and a sweet and playful personality! I love to do readings for people and myself with this deck, I love working with it! I'm a big cat lover, and I've been doing tarot for a while now. I always recommend to people who want a fun, lighthearted, playful reading. They make even the harshest advice easy to hear, without sacrificing accuracy or needed wisdom. Love, love, love it! I recommend! :D" — Roo
Get it from Amazon for $17.96.
18. An enchanting moon lamp that will make any Le Petit Prince lover's heart oh-so happy.
My colleague Emma Lord has one of these babies and says:
"UMMMM I bought this because it was on one of Amazon's top-selling products pages for so long that I was like 'Why are people so obsessed with this moon!!' And now, my friends, I know. First of all, it really does look hyper realistically like a small moon and adds a chill vibe wherever you plant it. But it's also just so soothing to watch and have in the periphery. You can control dozens of different colors for it and either keep it on those colors or have them alternate, fade quickly, or fade gradually. It's super easy to charge and controlled by a remote, so you can move it off its stand and have it light up wherever you want. These days I tend to turn it on for my designed ~me time~ night every week, in which I will light a candle, pour a glass of red wine, read a romance novel, and, of course, light my lil' moon. Definitely one of my favorite 'the internet made me do it' purchases."
Get it from Amazon for $15.19+ (available in six sizes).
19. A gooseneck tablet and phone stand you can hook up to your bed frame or nightstand so you can mindlessly scroll TikTok — look, Ma, no hands! — while Netflix also plays in the background. 😈
Promising review:"It is a very cool device and I love using it with my Kindle and Kindle page turner for hands-free reading!!! It is very secure and doesn't move once attached properly. It is tough to adjust if it's not attached and I like that. Highly recommend!" — Dottie
Get it from Amazon for $20.89+ (available in black and white).
20. A hands-free Bluetooth remote so you can read an e-book or scroll through TikTok without even having to *touch* your Kindle or phone.
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It's also great to use while scrolling in the bath so you don't get your phone wet — check it out in action on TikTok!
Promising reviews: "What a difference this makes. I'm usually TikTok-ing while in bed, and have my phone on a stand. Not having to raise my hand to scroll up or down is amazing!" — Phons S
"I use this just to scroll while reading on my iPad. It allows me to curl up in the blankets while I have my iPad in a holder. (It may be lazy, but I'm obsessed all the same.) Super comfortable to hold/wear around your finger. Was easy to connect with my iPad and definitely worth the money in my opinion." — Mandi Arnold
Get it from Amazon for $16.79+ (available in five colors).
21. A smudge-proof, transfer-proof lip stain masque that goes on blue and then peels off to reveal a natural matte shade that lasts for up to 10 hours!
Promising reviews: "I didn't know what to expect when I received this product, but I have to say I am pleasantly surprised! I absolutely love it! I put it on as soon as it arrived. I kept it on for almost a minute, and when I wiped it off with a damp cotton ball, the color was beautiful. It's true to its word about the 12-hour stay power. I put a little lip balm over it and enjoyed eating, drinking, and talking. It didn't come off! Do you like lip stains? Get this product! It's a keeper. I will be ordering all of the shades." — Brandy
Get it from Amazon for $18+ (available in 28 shades).
22. A hydrating eye stick to improve under eye elasticity and keep bags at bay so no one will be the wiser if you nostalgia-binged The Angry Beavers (my fellow '90s babies — it's on Amazon Prime!!!) into the wee hours of the morning. Plus, it comes in a cutesy polar bear container and, I mean, that's enough to sell me.
How does this cute lil' guy work, you may be asking? It's filled with active marine ingredients like Icelandic moss, xylitol, niacinamide, and adenosine — that's how!
Promising review: "I love this so much! It's super hydrating and feels really nice under the eyes. Recently my eyes have been super puffy due to allergies and this has been helping. I would recommend putting it in the fridge before you use it so it's extra cooling. I think that this product is comparable to if not better than Milk Makeup's Cooling Water Gel Stick (which I have also tried)." — Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in three formulas and in multipacks).
23. A MASSIVE 10-foot-by-10-foot throw you and all of your closest friends can cuddle up under when you gather for your annual Friday night Gilmore Girls watch parties.
If you're having a hard time imagining just how big "big" is — this blanket is four times the size of your average throw! And — because this small biz truly gets marketing — that's 7'4" NBA player Boban Marjanovic modeling the gray blanket above.
Promising review: "This is such a great blanket! It is so soft and big that no one is stealing the covers no matter how wrapped up in the blanket they are. Absolutely perfect for couples!" — Andrew N.
Get it from Amazon or Big Blanket Co. for $179 (available in 10 colors/styles).
24. A pack of boba popping balls if your favorite type of drink is one you chew. Drop 'em in your tea, lemonade, juice — you name it!
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Promising review: "Definitely spend the money on this, it is so worth it! These have such great flavor and much better consistency than others I have tried! So good! I tried the strawberry in my loaded tea… I think I will be trying all of these flavors!!!" — Grace B.
Get them from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in three sizes, six flavors, and in combo multipacks).
25. And a reusable straw — in a darling lil' keychain carrier — so you can suck down bubble tea at a moment's notice!!
Boba Tribe
Check out a TikTok of the boba straw — from small biz Boba Tribe — in action on TikTok. It's small enough to keep in your bag and take on the go!
Promising review: "Super sturdy, easy to put together, cute, compact, allergen-safe, and simple to clean… It kind of solved all my problems with other reusable straws, and it's small enough to use with some other drinks other than boba." — Gemma Rodrick
Get it from Boba Tribe for $16.99 (available in four colors).
26. A dimmable sad duck night-light that's basically a physical manifestation of you when your alarm goes off every morning.
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Promising review: "I ordered this lamp because of its appearance. I didn't NEED a depressed duck lamp ... but it has totally filled a void in my life I didn't know existed. Everyone who sees it pokes it. The lamp is actually very functional. It's got a really nice set of brightness options and the glow is yellowish, which is much nicer than white in a dim/dark room. One thing that isn't mentioned in the description is that its legs are utterly floppy. It's terrific." — Literated
Get it from Amazon for $12.74.
27. A custom Pokémon card in the likeness of your pet!!! You can choose their Pokémon type, species, attacks, rarity, and more.
You can even upgrade it with a holographic design! PS: Wild Pets Creations is a small biz from Stephanie Parcus.
Promising review: " Beyond THRILLED with this card! I don't know anything about Pokémon but wanted to make this a very special gift for my partner and his beloved pup. Stephanie was super sweet and helpful, assisting me with choosing the right pic and getting the right details. I had to give it to him early cuz I was just too excited! It is amazing quality and absolutely perfect! He loves it so much! Thank you, thank you!!!" — Jennifer Wilson
Get it from Wild Pets Creations on Etsy for $78 (available in three sizes and with or without a holographic design).
28. A miniature library or greenhouse kit with real LED lights if you were the type of kid who LOVED making dioramas for class. Now, you can make one in your spare time and then force your friends to take a "tour" whenever they're over.
Hands Craft is an LA-based shop from Isaiah Lee who specializes in 3D wooden puzzles and miniatures for kids and adults. The kits come with everything you need to assemble your itty bitty room including paint, brushes, LED lights (with batteries), glue, and tweezers.
Promising review: "I'm obsessed with this DIY mini library! It's so fun to put together and challenging enough to feel like a long-ish term project. The furniture is so cute, I'm really impressed by the quality of everything! I can't wait to start making the tiny books." — Amy Schwabauer
Get them both from Hands Craft on Etsy; the library for $42.99 and the greenhouse for $42.99.
29. A coffee syrup dispenser set that'll make you feel like you're drinking a $7 cold brew from that trendy coffee shop in town when, in reality, you didn't spend a dime and made it yourself. So basically... it's a step toward being even more financially responsible.
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New England Stories is a small business that specializes in home and kitchen products.
Promising review: "These are worth the money! There are labels for almost every basic syrup as well as blanks, so you can label them yourself. If you get a regular-size Torani syrup bottle, it will hold the whole bottle, so you don't need to worry about the story of a quarter of the bottle of syrup. SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, TOO." — Naomi
Get a set of four from Amazon for $26.99 (available in three colors and in two- and six-packs).
30. And a shaker of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust so you can anoint your coffee, yogurt, ice cream, and toast with cinnamon-y, sugary goodness.
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Check out a TikTok of the Cinnadust in action.
Get it from Amazon for $3.79.
31. A dino nugget pillow sure to resonate with anyone who could *literally* live off of chicken nuggies and never get sick of them.
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Promising review:"This dino chicken nugget pillow is a real Jurassic dream come true! It's the perfect cuddle companion for all the paleontologists-in-training or anyone with an insatiable appetite for comfort. Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite while you're napping, because it looks deliciously deceiving!" — LadyTee
Get it from Amazon for $8.49+ (available in three styles, two sizes, and in multipacks).
32. A Fujifilm Instax Mini Evo Instant Camera that combines the best of both worlds with a digital screen so you can actually see 👀 what you're shooting and then print your favorite pic on demand. It also connects to your phone via app and has a micro SD card so you can save all of your memories.
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Check it out on TikTok here!
Promising review: "If you are looking for film photography that you can also edit and print, this is the camera for you. This has been the best purchase I have ever made. Perfect for traveling. Love the vintage look of the camera as well. Fujfilm has done it again. Go buy it." — Jewel
Get it from Amazon for $225.49+.
33. Some Glamnetic press-on nails which come in various lengths, shapes, and styles, and — the most important "and" there is — reviewers say they last for two+ weeks!!!
Glamnetic is a small business that specializes in magnetized false lashes and uniquely-designed, reusable press-on nails.
Promising review:"I saw these all over my TikTok FYP and was so curious to try them. The Mariposa nails are the first ones that I have tried and they are absolutely beautiful, and just after two days I have gotten so many compliments. The glue holds super well and the application process was super simple. I don't think that I will ever get acrylic nails again, as a set like this would likely be three times the price." — Leslie and Paige
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in 45 styles).
35. A set of french fry clips so your Doritos never go stale again 🙌🏻 And when they're not in use, the magnetic set sticks right to your fridge so you won't misplace them.
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Promising review: "These are very cute and I love the magnet holder to stick on my fridge so they are easily accessible. Not sure about the durability, haven't used very long." — Save the Bees
Get a set of 12 clips from Amazon for $14.90.
36. A decorative cat towel that'll silently watch you microwave your day-old pizza or scroll TikTok on the toilet.
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Promising review: "I did not buy this to actually use as a towel. To me it doesn't seem like it would be good at serving this purpose as the material is not very absorbent, however it is great for decoration purposes. It is really, really adorable! I love how there's little snap buttons to keep it in place. I highly recommend this as a decorative gift for the cat lover in your life or for yourself if you love kitties! Great purchase!" — Crystal
Get it from Amazon for $13.59+ (available in 36 designs).
37. A stacking ring set you can wear together or space out so multiple fingers can get in on the fun.
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BuzzFeed writer Emma Lord is a big fan of this brand! Here is what she has to say about their pieces:
" For what it's worth, Pavoi — the company behind this piece — has gone TikTok viral time and time again for its classic, modern, and expensive-looking pieces. I personally own almost all my 'daily wear' jewelry from Pavoi and swear by it. Everything is so easy to accessorize and makes my outfits look and feel so much more put together, and the pieces are so durable that they're easily worth twice what I paid. Check out the rest of Pavoi's line of jewelry for more options, including earrings, bracelets, and anklets!"
Promising review: "Love this ring stack! Great for the price. Wore on vacation because I didn't want to bring my expensive rings and they didn't even tarnish in the ocean! Would definitely recommend." — Julia C.
Get it from Amazon for $11.87+ (available in sizes 5–9 and in two styles and two colors).
38. An axe-shaped pizza cutter so once dinner is over, you can pretend you're Mia Goth in Pearl. Do the dishes?? "NO, I'M A STAR!!!"
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Promising reviews: "I love my new pizza cutter...'Here's Johnny' is getting old for my family, but I don't care, I love it!" — CS1212
"I bought it just for the reaction, which was as expected — laughter. Turns out it cuts great, better than my regular pizza cutter, and it is surprisingly ergonomic." — STC
Get it from Amazon for $6.70.
39. A freakin' cherry toilet brush certain to brighten up your bathroom and your mood when you inevitably have to clean it...
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Check out a TikTok of the cherry toilet brush in action.
Promising review: "This toilet brush makes me want to clean my toilet. It is so cute, exactly what I wanted, and works perfectly!! Fits nicely into my bathroom decor. It was delivered in perfect condition and I've used it three times now. If you're thinking about buying this...do it!" — Michelle Maroon
Get it from Amazon for $18.99 (also available in orange).
40. A puffer jacket koozie for the person who's always sipping on an artisanal double IPA that was fermented in a painfully trendy Portland craft brewery and — if anyone asks — is absolutely worth the $14 you paid for a single can.
Puffin Drinkwear
Small biz Puffin Drinkwear makes all sorts of cozies from plaid flannels and life vests to sleeping bags and knit sweaters so make sure you give their other offerings a look.
Promising review: "The arms are more sturdy than I thought they would be. They're handles! Incredible quality that has made two people I gifted them to extremely happy!" — Juliann G.
Get it from Puffin Drinkwear for $19.95 (available in 12 colors).
41. An embroidered sweatshirt that pays homage to your favorite Staten Island vampiric hotspot: Nadja's.
Neon Thief / Etsy
It comes from Neon Thief, a Salt Lake City, Utah–based small biz.
BuzzFeeder Elizabeth Lilly owns this and says:
"I love it! It's washed well for more than a year and I get compliments from strangers who have superb TV taste."
Promising reviews: "This sweatshirt makes me want to suck throat juice like it's Grey Goose." — Becca Daley
Get it from from Neon Thief on Etsy for $49.30 (available in unisex sizes S–3X).
42. A spinning pill dispenser so you'll feel like a contestant on The Price Is Right or Wheel of Fortune... even though you know no matter what you spin, you will end up with a multivitamin, fish oil, and Prozac.
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Check out a TikTok of the pill dispenser in action.
Promising review:"So I am horrible about remembering if I took my pills. And I HATE digging into the old pill boxes or doing the tip-over. I don't know what it is, but I have always disliked it. I hung this on my wall right by the kitchen, so I pass it like 5,000 times a day, and I can't not see it. It is so fun pushing the little orange button to watch the meds fall out. I mean, it kind of feels like a really weird game of Wheel of Fortune, but I like it." — Grofica
Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in four colors).
43. A crossword book from A24 with 99 puzzles that will test your knowledge on everything from slasher films and Miyazaki animations to Twin Peaks and Spaceballs. Heck, there's even an opportunity for you to flex your your Soviet cinema muscle.
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Get it from A24 for $34.
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