Garron Noone says what most of us are thinking as he lambasts new Domino's flavour

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2 days ago

Garron Noone has roasted a new type of pizza from Domino's, which has divided opinion online.
Dominos are known for their more *ahem* 'eccentric' flavours in certain markets, including but not limited to the popular (and semi-reasonable) hot honey base pizza, to the horrifying garlic mayo flavoured Easter egg that was released on these shores earlier this year.
However, Domino's in Singapore have truly outdone themselves with a mac and cheese pizza — yes, that's macaroni and cheese as the, well, everything on the pizza — with a hot dog sausage as the crust. No, we're not sure how they came up with that one either.
One person who was aghast at such a revelation was Mr Delicious himself, Garron Noone — who recently made his return to social media — who has returned all guns blazing as he lambasted the new flavour.
'Domino's, what the f**k is this?' Garron told his Instagram followers, before taking immediate issue with the sausage crust, saying 'why is there a sausage there? That's no place for a sausage. There's a time and a f***in' place for a sausage.'
Despite only being available in the far east, Garron added that he was 'personally offended' by the new pizza, joking that it was 'attention seeking' from Domino's to create such a sin and adding 'food is finished, we've discovered it all.' Garron Noone has lambasted Dominos for its new mac and cheese pizza, with a hot dog sausage crust — saying that 'food is finished, we've discovered it all.' Pic: Garron Noone/Instagram
People were divided over the new pizza type, however, with some disagreeing with Garron's sentiment.
'That actually looks nice,' one commented, while another added: 'Iceland did a Mac and cheese pizza a few years ago, it was awesome, and I'm pissed they haven't done it again. Searches flights to Singapore.'
Others were appalled, however, with one commenting 'Jayyyyzuuuuss !! It's vomit on a pizza with the smell of vomit on a pizza,' while another joked that it looks like such a creation one would create while under the influence of certain substances — which is ironic, as Singapore has banned illegal drugs — commenting Weed is very criminalized in Singapore, why in God's name would you roll it out there first?' Garron returned to social media after two months last week, after he took time off to focus on his mental health. Pic: RTÉ
Garron made his return to social media last week, and came back to his rants in perfect fashion, having a laundry list of complaints about life over the last few months while he went on his hiatus.
Kicking off in style, Garron said that the past two months 'have been far too f**kin warm for my liking,' saying that while he doesn't mind it being hot or cold, he detests being warm, adding 'I can't sleep because my body's just moist — I'm not even sweating, my body's just threatening to sweat… I should probably move on.'
And move on he did, with soup of the day being his next target; telling his followers 'I don't want to gamble with soup. And what soup was it [when he ordered it]? Tomato soup. The worst kind of soup. Tomato sauce is a sauce, not a soup, you're not fooling me.'
He then went on to give out about how he lost a triple word score in Scrabble because the word he wanted to use (which we, unfortunately, can't repeat here) wasn't a 'valid word' before saying that he was running out of time but to follow him because 'I'm delicious.'