Jeremy Clarkson's new role brings him 'absolute joy'
Jeremy Clarkson's new role brings him 'absolute joy'
Clarkson's Farm star Jeremy Clarkson has delivered a number of calves at his Diddly Squat Farm
Jeremy Clarkson
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Jeremy Clarkson has discovered "absolute joy" in being a "midwife" to cows. The ex-Top Gear presenter has been documenting his farm life for his Amazon Prime series Clarkson's Farm, which is set for a fourth season return in 2025.
He recently shared that he's found immense happiness in delivering calves, a level of contentment he didn't expect to find in "any kind of workplace".
Writing for The Times, Clarkson recounts the time he single-handedly delivered a calf: "I pulled until it felt like my eyes were bleeding. Until, phloomh, the calf was out."
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He narrated his immediate actions after the birth: "I rushed over to it, scraping the gunk - again, I'm not sure that's the correct term - from its face before putting a bit of straw up its nose to make it sneeze and start breathing. And it did."
Clarkson conveyed the overwhelming emotion of the moment: "And I simply cannot tell you how that feels. I was exhausted, my arms felt as though they were on fire, I was covered in slimy cow juice and faeces and I was smiling a smile that I simply didn't think would be possible in any kind of workplace."
He further expressed the fulfillment he experienced: "I was enveloped in a Ready Brek glow of absolute joy, from the soles of my feet to the follicles on the top of my head.
"I've had some happy moments in farming but nothing gets even remotely close to this..."
Jeremy Clarkson has enjoyed delivering calves at his farm
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Clarkson relayed the tale of a birth that robbed him of sleep but ultimately rewarded him with "another beautiful, wobbly-legged, blue-eyed bundle of perfection", leading him to realise his enthusiasm for tending to his cattle.
He said: "And now here I am, a month off my 65th birthday, at a time when I should be thinking of taking up watercolour painting or pickleball. And all I want to do from now on is to be a midwife. For cows."
Viewers can expect the first four instalments of 'Clarkson's Farm' Series 4 to become available on Amazon Prime come May 23; another two episodes are set to follow on May 30. The concluding segments will be released on June 6.
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