Get fat jabs, be ‘beach ready'. Is this Labour minister working for Cosmo in 2005?
Beach ready? Beach ready? Hilarious. Why is a man in the cabinet talking as if he has swallowed a copy of Cosmopolitan magazine circa 2005?
Cosmopolitan, incidentally, is famous for its ludicrous sex tips. What next? Ministers solemnly advising the nation to prod their partner's buttocks playfully with a fork or women to use their breasts 'as paintbrushes'? Both genuine tips, FYI. You dip the old girls in edible body paint. Being a busy person I make my breasts multitask by also touching up the skirting boards.
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