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I travelled solo for the first time - and I'd do it again in a heartbeat

I travelled solo for the first time - and I'd do it again in a heartbeat

The National18-04-2025

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Aarti is a full-time sub-editor and part-time Bollywood enthusiast. She started her career at Cosmopolitan India, and has written for several titles since, including Khaleej Times, Vogue, Marie Claire, Grazia, Women's Health and Harper's Bazaar.

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Akshay Kumar's 'Housefull 5' fails to deliver the laughs

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Even if the Housefull series, by its very nature, is defined by below-the-belt humour, perhaps there would be some moments of genuine, albeit silly, laughter — much-needed in these grim times. I now realise it's futile to even hope. Bollywood slapstick comedies of the Housefull variety are always given a long rope. They have set the bar so low that each previous film seems better than the current one. Perhaps the fifth 'installment' in this 'franchise' will seem really good when the 10th edition comes out a few years later. Simply because, when you think back, the first Housefull (2010), directed by Sajid Khan, actually seems like comedy gold compared to this one. So, what is Housefull 5 all about? If you must know, it's set aboard a cruise where a rich old man (Ranjeet) dies amid his birthday celebrations, leaving his fortune to his estranged son, Jolly. Three men (Akshay Kumar, Abhishek Bachchan, and Ritesh Deshmukh) accompanied by three women (Jacqueline Fernandez, Nargis Fakhri, and Sonam Bajwa) turn up claiming to be Jolly. The team on the other side comprising Fardeen Khan, Dino Morea, Chitrangada Singh, Johnny Lever, Shreyas Talpade, and Chunky Pandey (don't ask who plays what, it doesn't matter), have to find out who the real Jolly is. Suddenly, a few murders take place, which need to be investigated by two suspended Scotland Yard cops, Bhidu and Baba (Sanjay Dutt and Jackie Shroff — so original!) with help from their boss (Nana Patekar). Apparently, this is a film that has two different endings. Depending on which theatre you walk into, the murderer probably changes. There is no logic for this stunt, but then when was the last time mainstream Bollywood did anything logical? In this Hangover -meets- Housefull -meets- Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron ripoff, there is absolutely no story, screenplay, plot points, performances ,or technique that can be discussed or dissected. So let's just list out some sequences that make up this…ahem…film, and you can take the call: ● A CGI ship where the entire madness is set. ● Characters named Julius, Jalabuddin, Jalbhushan, Kanchi, Sasikala, and Dhagdu Hulgund. ● CGI animals, notably a parrot and monkey, out to avenge the treatment meted out to their father by Akshay Kumar in the first film and end up punching him (lucky monkey!). ● One lead character suffers from a weird ailment that sees him doze off every few minutes. ● An elongated Priyadarshan-esque climax featuring the actors floating in a room, holding on to each other in a line when the villain switches on the ship's propeller. ● Some funny one-liners: - 'The ship wants to know' says a reporter seeking to interview Ranjeet. - Chitrangada to Chunky, after a parrot dies: 'May he rest in peace.' 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time2 days ago

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UAE summer: Viral infections among children on the rise, warn paediatricians
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UAE summer: Viral infections among children on the rise, warn paediatricians

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