Abbey Clancy tells Peter Crouch 'it's not happening' after seeing his phone

Daily Mirror

19-05-2025

Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy were back with the latest episode of their The Therapy Crouch podcast as the pair discussed a man who wanted to keep his golf trip a secret from his wife
Abbey Clancy savagely shutdown husband Peter Crouch with a two-word comment after discussing an issue between the pair.
The issue arose after a listener wrote into their podcast The Therapy Crouch, asking if she should inform his wife about an upcoming golf holiday. It led Abbey to recall how she previously told ex-England star Peter that he had to skip his own golfing plans because she "had tickets to see Simply Red".
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The 39-year-old model revealed she found out about Peter's planned trip by "snooping" on his phone and spotting it in his calendar. While addressing the listener's dilemma on their podcast, Abbey asked: "I want to know why the hell he thinks it's acceptable to go on multiple golf trips."
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Peter suggested that the listener was "happy in their relationship", but Abbey countered, hinting that he might be trying to "hide the trip" from his wife.
Ex-Liverpool forward Peter light-heartedly claimed the man was just "thinking about his wife's health", following the listener's joke about revealing his trips late so his partner "doesn't have a long time to fret", reports Gloucestershire Live.
But Abbey fired back, asking: "If it was that right for men to do these golf trips all the time, why's there such a fuss about the lying?"
Peter tried to assure her that the listener "wasn't lying", yet Abbey stood firm, suggesting that the man could simply bring his wife along on the all-inclusive trip to Turkey.
Peter hinted at the potential backlash from his mates by saying: "It's not how it's done, it's literally not how it's done. He'd get ripped for the rest of his life, the rest of his days.
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"I think it's a very happy medium. I think tell her so far in advance she forgets. So when you remind her, she's reminded that you told her."
Abbey, clearly annoyed, then delivered a brutal two word putdown to Peter: "You're disgusting." She continued: "Why are men so desperate to get away from us?" Peter responded: "We're not, sometimes you just need to go and play golf."
Earlier, Abbey told Peter that he wouldn't be going on his golfing trip because she had arrangements for them to see Simply Red. She said: "If I root through your phone I'll find that you're going on a golf trip, which you're not by the way because I've got 10 tickets to see Simply Red in Amsterdam, so we're going."
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But Peter asked: "You've got 10 girlfriends haven't you?". Abbey told him: "No, it's not happening."
The couple admitted to pursuing independent lives outside their podcast commitments with Abbey enjoying horse riding while Peter often goes on golf trips.
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Peter said: "I actually played golf the other day and it was like, I took my jumper off and put on the T-shirt. For me, that's groundbreaking. It really is, because I've been through some sh** this year. I've been out there in f***ing all sorts of weather. And for me to just put that T-shirt on, it's just phenomenal."
Abbey interjected, saying: "I can't listen to this anymore. This golf stuff. We live separate lives now. He goes to golf and I go horse riding, and then we meet at the end."
Peter defended their lifestyle, stating: "I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Like, not every day, because we need to do stuff together as well. But I think some part of the week, I think that's a totally healthy relationship."
Abbey agreed, adding: "It is, because I've never been happier."