'Daily Show' Spots The 1 Way Elon Musk's Trump Friendship Isn't So 'Cyber-F**ked'
Lydic — after briefly summing up the 'ugly' falling-out between the two, including Musk's claim that Trump is in the Jeffrey Epstein files — turned to the billionaire's reveal this week that he regrets some of his posts about the president, writing that they 'went too far.'
Lydic swiftly dismissed Musk's backtrack.
'I mean, I'm glad he apologized because I guess it showed us exactly how long it takes for ketamine to wear off,' she quipped of Musk who's been accused of heavy drug use including ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic.
Moments earlier, she stressed that you can't 'whoopsie-daisy your way' out of saying someone's in the Epstein files.
'It's not like saying, 'Sorry, I slammed the door,' or 'Sorry I shoved marbles up your cat's butt,'' added Lydic in a partial dig at Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, who recently made a bizarre feline claim while weighing in on a 'boondoggle' in the Pentagon's medical research budget.
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Trump says he 'won't be happy' if Putin does not agree to a ceasefire in Ukraine during Alaska summit
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The Hill
20 minutes ago
- The Hill
Trump, Putin meet in Alaska
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Fox News
21 minutes ago
- Fox News
President Trump has the upper hand and willingness to get something done in meeting with Putin, Dana Perino says
Fox News co-anchor Dana Perino discusses efforts to secure an end to the Russia-Ukraine conflict on 'The Story.'
