The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (Aug. 2-8)
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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in
— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) August 4, 2025
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) August 4, 2025 ">
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in
Getting myself a treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today
— ghost girl rose (@TeenyGhosts) August 2, 2025
Getting myself a treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today— ghost girl rose (@TeenyGhosts) August 2, 2025 ">
Getting myself a treat because today would have been my birthday if I was born today
A psychic told me I would be killed by a '30 year old man in his 60s.' I laughed it off as utter nonsense.I'm not laughing anymore. https://t.co/BjDDcylApQ
— April Clark (@autogynefiles) August 3, 2025A psychic told me I would be killed by a '30 year old man in his 60s.' I laughed it off as utter nonsense.I'm not laughing anymore. https://t.co/BjDDcylApQ
When I was a kid I would spend much of my free time on free rice dot com bc I felt if I didn't get as much rice donated as possible it was a sin
— Lesbian Vizier (@socialaskan) August 6, 2025
When I was a kid I would spend much of my free time on free rice dot com bc I felt if I didn't get as much rice donated as possible it was a sin— Lesbian Vizier (@socialaskan) August 6, 2025 ">
When I was a kid I would spend much of my free time on free rice dot com bc I felt if I didn't get as much rice donated as possible it was a sin
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I'm writing the next great American email
— distopian dream girl (@grace_roso) August 4, 2025
I'm writing the next great American email— distopian dream girl (@grace_roso) August 4, 2025 ">
I'm writing the next great American email
A new diva has entered the CBU (Cunty Bird Universe) https://t.co/PkJQ7r8AW1
— alxndr (@alexaldente) August 6, 2025A new diva has entered the CBU (Cunty Bird Universe) https://t.co/PkJQ7r8AW1
The other night a man asked 'you here alone?' & I said 'no. Jesus is always with me!' He smiled & walked away!! I've found a new tactic, yall! https://t.co/ex5oNBYkBo
— that b*tch & a bag of chips (@MikalaTru) August 5, 2025The other night a man asked 'you here alone?' & I said 'no. Jesus is always with me!' He smiled & walked away!! I've found a new tactic, yall! https://t.co/ex5oNBYkBo
i wish i was a bear so i could have salmon sashimi for every meal
— sophie (@gr4ssjelly) August 5, 2025
i wish i was a bear so i could have salmon sashimi for every meal— sophie (@gr4ssjelly) August 5, 2025 ">
i wish i was a bear so i could have salmon sashimi for every meal
babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse https://t.co/iWk9JmKuSc
— trash jones (@jzux) August 6, 2025babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse https://t.co/iWk9JmKuSc
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