24 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (July 15-21)
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
@plsfeedthebear.bsky.social/Bluesky
My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 21, 2025
My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 21, 2025 ">
My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.
@twosense.bsky.social/Bluesky
Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?'
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025
Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?'— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 ">
Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?'
@cyberbadboy.com/Bluesky
husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2025
husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2025 ">
husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun
@fransplaining.bsky.social/Bluesky
The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 16, 2025
The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 16, 2025 ">
The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself.
@jthom.tech/Bluesky
@meantomyself.bsky.social/Bluesky
@hunterw.bsky.social/Bluesky
@trickjarrett.com/Bluesky
@murderxbryan.bsky.social/Bluesky
@mooseallain.bsky.social/Bluesky
@hellstar.plus/Bluesky
My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025
My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 ">
My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking.
@kissphoria.bsky.social/Bluesky
Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 21, 2025
Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week.— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 21, 2025 ">
Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week.
@hanolliver.bsky.social/Bluesky
@billmorrow/Threads
@katieboue/Threads
Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 19, 2025
Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 19, 2025 ">
Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.
@tonyyounmd/Threads
new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down
— lesbian wife guy 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) July 16, 2025
new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down— lesbian wife guy 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) July 16, 2025 ">
new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down
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