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24 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (July 15-21)
Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary, mundane moments in between. Somehow, couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love. Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch: @ My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run. — sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 21, 2025 My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 21, 2025 "> My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run. @ Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?' — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?'— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 "> Wedding vows should be updated to include, 'Do you promise to love & cherish him when he continues to watch loud videos on his phone after you've asked him to turn it down?' @ husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun — meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2025 husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun— meghan (@deloisivete) July 18, 2025 "> husband: do you know where the thing is me: I would like to buy a noun @ The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself. — Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 16, 2025 The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 16, 2025 "> The key to a successful marriage is letting things go. I've started with myself. @ @ @ @ @ @ @ My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking. — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 20, 2025 "> My husband came home from golfing & said we'd go out to dinner after he takes a quick nap. The 'quick nap' is entering hour 3. I think I'm cooking. @ Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week. — Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 21, 2025 Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week.— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 21, 2025 "> Today my husband bought a 42-count box of Skittles fruit snacks from Costco. I should probably set up a diabetes screening for later this week. @ @billmorrow/Threads @katieboue/Threads Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels. — Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 19, 2025 Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 19, 2025 "> Welcome to marriage. Here's the new way you fold towels. @tonyyounmd/Threads new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down — lesbian wife guy 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) July 16, 2025 new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down— lesbian wife guy 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) July 16, 2025 "> new bit: calling my wife 'the ol' balloon'instead of 'the ol' ball and chain' because she lifts me up instead of weighing me down
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The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (July 12-18)
Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms, like X, Threads and Bluesky, to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch. 4yo told me she wanted me to get those 'girl oreos' again. eventually realize she's talking about macaroons— joon (@abettertake) July 17, 2025 "> 4yo told me she wanted me to get those 'girl oreos' again. eventually realize she's talking about macaroons My husband and kids are out of town for a few days, and I still woke up in the middle of the night because I thought I heard someone say mom, so great, even the ghost children won't let me sleep through the night— meghan (@deloisivete) July 15, 2025 "> My husband and kids are out of town for a few days, and I still woke up in the middle of the night because I thought I heard someone say mom, so great, even the ghost children won't let me sleep through the night When you're a mom of multiple children, you get to say things like, "We can't visit the Grand Canyon because I'm afraid you'll throw your brother over."— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 16, 2025 "> When you're a mom of multiple children, you get to say things like, "We can't visit the Grand Canyon because I'm afraid you'll throw your brother over." You can't embarrass me. You're not my toddler clapping and saying "yay daddy you're going peepee" in a full public restroom.— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 16, 2025 "> You can't embarrass me. You're not my toddler clapping and saying "yay daddy you're going peepee" in a full public be my 4yo daughter standing by her nonverbal twin when he make friends in the park. *getting an IUD inserted 3 months postpartum*Me: is it going to hurt?Doctor: don't worry, it hurts much less than childbirth Me: ok that can't possibly be the standard we're going to work off of for the rest of my life— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) July 16, 2025 "> *getting an IUD inserted 3 months postpartum*Me: is it going to hurt?Doctor: don't worry, it hurts much less than childbirth Me: ok that can't possibly be the standard we're going to work off of for the rest of my life therdnutritionist/Threads @baehrlyreading/Threads @ @homesweetpink/Threads @kadyjwhite/Threads @ Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.— Just a girl (@dammit_amy) July 16, 2025 "> Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city. Here today, gone tomorrow-all the snacks I bought for my kids for the week— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 13, 2025 "> Here today, gone tomorrow-all the snacks I bought for my kids for the week Idk who needs to hear this but a snow cone is a perfectly acceptable way to get more water into your children this summer.— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 12, 2025 "> Idk who needs to hear this but a snow cone is a perfectly acceptable way to get more water into your children this summer. Related... The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Solve the daily Crossword
