
My dad's not around for Father's Day but I know how we'd spend it if he was
The blessing of the graves at my dad's final resting place almost always takes place on Father's Day.
Since he died, I no longer engage in the annual made-up day and the purchase of a pair of Marks & Spencer slippers with a card showing the accoutrements of the sedate pastime of fishing.
However, the cemetery Mass means that it has sometimes been difficult to let the occasion pass unmarked.
Seventeen years into membership of the Dead Dad Club, I feel like he would give me a pass to miss it, even if I have become somewhat sentimental about catching every seventh word from the priest's crackly microphone and witnessing harassed parents trying to stop toddlers from stomping over graves.
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For several of those cemetery Father's Days we went to the Johnstown Inn for food afterwards. It's where we went the day of his funeral too. It's where we've gone for so many family occasions. The Johnstown Inn closed a few years ago and was
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If you've ever travelled up or down the N7 near Naas you'll probably know two landmarks: the Perpetual Motion sculpture, aka the 'big Naas ball', and Johnstown Garden Centre. The latter is a mecca of shrubs, seasonal decorations, flowerpots, raincoats, gifts and everything in between. It's off the N7, separated from the village of Johnstown by six lanes of traffic. Once upon a time, though, the garden centre was on the village side on a much smaller plot.
As a child growing up nearby it was a popular destination for a Saturday afternoon out. One of the big draws was the pet section. The old garden centre had a selection of hamsters, rabbits, maybe the odd puppy or kitten, but the real magic lay in the tropical fish tanks. In my childish memory there was an acre of rectangular tanks, kept in semi-darkness but each with its own ethereal glow. I would go from tank to tank, reading the names of the fish, marvelling at the ones with protuberances or bright colours.
Part of the reason the garden centre moved across the N7 was because of flooding. One particularly bad flood in the 1990s destroyed the fish section. I remember asking my dad if any of the guppies or neon tetras might survive being swept out with the floodwaters and he diplomatically said, 'They might'. I knew he was lying to save my worries because he kept a fairly large tank of those very tropical fish in the hall in our own house and I knew they needed water of a certain temperature to survive.
On one of these journeys my socked foot squished down on something
Dad's own tropical fish also met an untimely end, and I'm sad to say it was at my hand. My parents were out for an afternoon, and I decided to surprise Dad with a clean tank when he got home. He routinely changed out the water, washed the stones, scrubbed the inside of the glass and replaced filters. I had watched him enough times to assume I could do the same. I planned to have the whole enterprise finished by the time they got home. I think I was about 11 at the time.
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What they walked into was nothing short of carnage. I had netted the fish out and placed them in a saucepan full of their old tank water, so they wouldn't die of shock at a temperature change. I set about removing the stones and plants to wash them and quickly realised that everything my Dad did with these fish and this tank, he made look easy. I was a disaster, sloshing water everywhere as I carried jugs of it back and forth, gagging at the smell of the exposed algae. On one of these journeys my socked foot squished down on something. Horror of horrors, it was a fish. Displeased with their temporary saucepan home, they had started jumping out in a bid for freedom. My parents returned to a sodden tropical fish graveyard but in fairness to my dad, he kept any anger at bay. I had just been trying to help.
If he was still around for this Father's Day I might gift him a few things to restart his tropical fish collection, and we'd console ourselves with the news that the Johnstown Inn might be reopening by the end of the year. We might even go to the garden centre for a few bits. I might go anyway, for old times' sake.
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As it happened: Reaction to Leaving Cert Irish paper one and maths paper two
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Irish Times
5 hours ago
- Irish Times
The sound of silence
Sir, – What a lovely piece by Céire Sadlier (' I spend a lot of time with men. It's taught me to enjoy the silence ,' June 11th). As an Irish person it has taken me some time and practice becoming comfortable in silence and refraining from filling each conversational lull with mindless chatter. It also reminded me of a quip my father used to mutter: 'The only thing worse than awkward silence is small talk'. – Yours, etc, JAMES O'ROURKE, READ MORE Canada.


Irish Examiner
5 hours ago
- Irish Examiner
Top 8: show your Dad he's the upper-crust with these rhubarb tarts
It's Father's Day on Sunday, an opportunity for children to show their appreciation for the hero of the family. We did a straw poll of favourite sweet treats to be served to men at any time of day on Sunday. Apple pie was closely followed by rhubarb, and, as apples are not at their best now, we opted to test a seasonal option. Rhubarb fitted the bill. Some supermarkets already have fresh rhubarb, and there is plenty available at farmers' markets. Check online for tart recipes or try my tried-and-tested crumble, which is easier – no rolling out required. Rhubarb and Ginger Crumble In a blender, pulse (or rub by hand) 200g plain flour (substitute 50g flour with fine oatmeal or nibbed almonds), 1 teaspoon baking powder, and 100g butter until it forms crumbs. Mix in 100g demerara sugar. Cut 1kg rhubarb into 1cm pieces and place in a baking dish dotted with 25g butter, 50g sugar, and 1 teaspoon ground ginger (or vanilla essence). Top with the crumble without patting down – to keep it light. Bake at 190 °C for 40 minutes, or until bubbling. Serve with ice cream or custard. All today's Top 8 tarts are best heated in the oven or air fryer. The Grumpy Baker rhubarb turnover 185g €3.50 The Grumpy Baker rhubarb turnover 185g €3.50 This is sold as a single serving, but it is plenty for two. The attractive lattice flaky pastry is topped with an interesting lemon and oat crumble. Underneath is a decent layer of fresh rhubarb grown in Carrigaline, Co Cork. The layer underneath is flaky too, making it feel like a delicious millefeuille. Score: 9 The Cinnamon Cottage rhubarb and almond tart 700g €14.95 The Cinnamon Cottage rhubarb and almond tart 700g €14.95 The most attractive of samples, this delicious base is quite dry and crunchy, like shortbread biscuits, and is topped with a layer of rich frangipane almond custard. While the rhubarb is scant, it's full of flavour, with a natural texture. One found the pastry a bit dry, commenting that he would have liked more almond. Score: 8.75 Brackens Bakery rhubarb tart 800g €8 Brackens Bakery rhubarb tart 800g €8 This tart gets the prize for the most fruit. It's quite syrupy, but not too sweet, and still keeps the sharpness of the rhubarb. The pastry is quite heavy when cold, but comes into its own when heated. The favourite of two tasters. Score: 8.75 Murphy's Home Bakery rhubarb tart 800g €5.95 Murphy's Home Bakery rhubarb tart 800g €5.95 Plenty of fresh-tasting and naturally textured rhubarb here. The shortcrust pastry is unremarkable, but holds the filling well and lightens up when heated. Made in Abbeyfeale, Co Limerick, we bought at Carrigrohane filling station, Cork. Score: 8.5 Centra The Bakery rhubarb crumble 850g €6.50 Centra The Bakery rhubarb crumble 850g €6.50 Quite a lot of pastry and crumble here, but it's tasty, and the good, fresh rhubarb has plenty of flavour to carry it. Not too sweet. Best heated, but good enough cold. Score: 8.25 O'Driscolls apple and rhubarb tart 902g €6.99 O'Driscolls apple and rhubarb tart 902g €6.99 A pretty lattice shortcrust pastry pattern dusted with caster sugar is appetising, and without long-shelf life additives, tastes natural. Inside the apple is quite syrupy and sweet. While the texture of the rhubarb is natural, it's still a bit too sweet for some tasters. The pastry is crisp and delicious enough to eat on its own. A hearty pie, produced by Northside Community Enterprises in Farranferris, Cork. Score: 8.25 Dunnes Stores Market Deli rhubarb tart 400g €3.50 Dunnes Stores Market Deli rhubarb tart 400g €3.50 The sweet, syrupy coating of the fruit obscures the sharpness of rhubarb, making it bland. Pastry is a little heavy. Tasters liked it, though, especially the younger ones. Score: 7.5 Aldi Gráinne's rhubarb tart 600g €3.19 Aldi Gráinne's rhubarb tart 600g €3.19 The addition of maize starch to the sugar and fruit helps soak up the rhubarb juices as they cook, giving the rhubarb a slightly syrupy texture - common in many we tasted - while still retaining the rhubarb flavour. The pastry is a bit heavy. Best warmed up. Score: 7.75 Read More