People Are Sharing The Mild Inconveniences They'd Actually Wish Upon Their Worst Enemy, And The Creativity Is Both Twisted And Impressive
1."They start to sneeze, but never fully sneeze."
—u/Ok-Opinion-8701
2."Every pair of shoes they wear is sticky on the bottom, even if they're brand new. They can never escape the sound or feel of sticky shoes."
—u/theOTHERdimension
3."They will always pick the slowest-moving line. Grocery store check out, in traffic, or anywhere a line may exist."
—u/Possible_Ad_4094
4."I hope your every meal is never the right temperature when you eat it."
—u/Kimikohiei
5."May both sides of your pillow be warm."
—u/Wolfie_142
6."They never leave the house with everything the first time, but they realize every time they sit down in the car."
—u/Kman1986
7."Every traffic light will turn red when you approach."
—u/Canucklehead_Esq
8."Their sheets will never fit their bed properly."
—u/Shot_Fox3432
9."May you wipe and wipe but never get your butt clean."
—u/JustWowinCA
10."You shall have the constant feeling of a hair in your mouth."
—u/BreakfastTerrible659
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11."The first pen they pick up will always be out of ink."
—u/flstcjay
12."Whenever they buy a bag of salad and take it home and put it in the fridge, it's already turning brown and getting slimy the very next time they open the fridge."
—u/unclemikey0
13."Their hair always looks a little bit greasy."
—u/CodReasonable
14."May your socks always slip down in your shoes."
—u/binky_snoosh
15."For the rest of their life, they always choose the wrong option first when deciding whether to push or pull every door they encounter."
—u/klc81
16."Eyelash in your eye forever."
—u/Empty_Estus
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17."All of their socks are mildly damp, enough to be uncomfortable."
—u/TraumaGirly
18."The audio for every video they watch will always be either a few seconds early or a few seconds late compared to the visuals."
—u/The-idea-man
19."May their marinara never cling to their pasta."
—u/ThatweirdoCrystal
20."Always stubbing their little toe whenever they walk past anything."
—u/Meggiekayyy
21."Spinach stuck in their front teeth. Forever."
—u/Limp-Owl2643
22."Every time they turn on a radio, no matter the station, it plays a song they hate."
—u/Puzzleheaded_Jury429
23."Make them lose one sock every time in the washing machine."
—u/Future-Exercise-5667
24."Thumbs don't work on touch screens."
—u/verified_OP
25."Shoes automatically untie themselves every 10 steps."
—u/lastfreerangekid
26."They always bite their tongue when they chew."
—u/elvisluvr
27."May they always lose one headphone."
—u/WimbledonWombleRep
28."Lose their car keys right when they need to leave."
—u/Kshi-dragonfly
29."They hear that 'drip drip' water sound every day, all times of day, louder while sleeping."
—u/runawayrosa
30."Random wifi and data disconnecting every few hours. It immediately goes away when someone else looks at it and never manifests at the store."
—u/wayoverpaid
31."Anytime they are in a situation where they need to use an app right away, it wants them to update it first. Want to call an Uber? Hold on, needs to update. I've got a Zoom meeting now! Give me a sec, updating. Trying to share that new song with a friend? Oh, wait, updating."
—u/Thomisawesome
32.And finally, "They step on a small Lego every time they get out of bed."
—u/Vexonar
What's the most annoying mild inconvenience you'd add to this list? Share your thoughts in the comments!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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