The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (March 15-21)
The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups.
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genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. like why are you doing all that
— lina (@evermoresivy) March 15, 2025
genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. like why are you doing all that
dog i met on my walk in the park who has to wear this because a hawk has lifted her up four times pic.twitter.com/5FBAfyisfN
— anna (@ikeaduvet) March 16, 2025
dog i met on my walk in the park who has to wear this because a hawk has lifted her up four times pic.twitter.com/5FBAfyisfN
addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) March 17, 2025
addicted to hitting shuffle on my spotify likes and skipping over thirty or forty of the worst songs i've ever heard
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when someone teaches me a board game pic.twitter.com/r7cnOhjHzW
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 17, 2025
when someone teaches me a board game pic.twitter.com/r7cnOhjHzW
why are birthday freebies always a dessert what if i wanted a steak??
— soss behi ✰ (@sahbehii) March 17, 2025
why are birthday freebies always a dessert what if i wanted a steak??
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mom's going through a break up out loud on facebook pic.twitter.com/l9gUXjH5Cs
— lady brett ashley (@margebertha) March 16, 2025
mom's going through a break up out loud on facebook pic.twitter.com/l9gUXjH5Cs
why am I hitting the 'how's everything tasting over here' pose at 5 years old pic.twitter.com/xd6frKAPyy
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) March 17, 2025
why am I hitting the 'how's everything tasting over here' pose at 5 years old pic.twitter.com/xd6frKAPyy
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Sam Rockwell sitting off camera in Thailand before Mike White asks if he wants to give a monologue#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/JdjELJ9DqW
— T (@teewatterss) March 17, 2025
Sam Rockwell sitting off camera in Thailand before Mike White asks if he wants to give a monologue#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/JdjELJ9DqW
academic drag queen named TheSis
— boop (@xboxbodywash) March 17, 2025
academic drag queen named TheSis
me: *sends bcc email with myself as recipient* email: *dings* me: ooh what's that
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 17, 2025
me: *sends bcc email with myself as recipient* email: *dings* me: ooh what's that
I was being sheepish about spending $200 on a dress and my husband goes, 'well maybe it would help if you thought about it as a $100 top and a $100 bottom?'Where did he learn girl math??
— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) March 20, 2025
I was being sheepish about spending $200 on a dress and my husband goes, 'well maybe it would help if you thought about it as a $100 top and a $100 bottom?'Where did he learn girl math??
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She makes shit happen I can tell you that much https://t.co/9n8IlUYaFr
— popular loner🚶🏼♀️🤷♀️ (@milkyy_tweets) March 19, 2025
She makes shit happen I can tell you that much https://t.co/9n8IlUYaFr
The only squat I'm even considering doing today is diddly.
— ✨✨ (@EVA24011) March 19, 2025
The only squat I'm even considering doing today is diddly.
Why does she have three children named Somersault https://t.co/c8u78lhRgg
— Ieah ⎕ 🇵🇸 (@pitbullstan69) March 19, 2025
Why does she have three children named Somersault https://t.co/c8u78lhRgg
Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I'm on?
— Cali (@calidaysay) March 20, 2025
Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I'm on?
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If you finish every sentence with " As the prophecy foretold" Your coworkers will leave you alone.
— Rae's a little hell🇨🇦 (@omgshuddup) March 20, 2025
If you finish every sentence with " As the prophecy foretold" Your coworkers will leave you alone.
I fucking love girls who always put ✨✨ at the end of something positive like thanks Tinkerbell I needed that 😂
— sleepy (@lolrelaxok) March 15, 2025
I fucking love girls who always put ✨✨ at the end of something positive like thanks Tinkerbell I needed that 😂
the only time the onion ever got my ass was how for YEARS i thought that jack nicholson actually had spilled a tupperware full of chilli and was banned from sitting courtside
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) March 19, 2025
the only time the onion ever got my ass was how for YEARS i thought that jack nicholson actually had spilled a tupperware full of chilli and was banned from sitting courtside
Don't worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They're too busy with the weird thing you said.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 17, 2025
Don't worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They're too busy with the weird thing you said.
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