South Park goes full savage on Kristi Noem, JD Vance in fresh episode: And the internet's on fire
And trust me, it's wild.
The plot: Mr. Mackey joins ICE
The episode starts with Mr. Mackey, South Park's beloved school counselor, being laid off. With bills piling up, his banker suggests he join ICE, because why not? In no time, Mackey takes up the job and is thrown into a satirical world filled with political absurdity.
First stop: an ICE orientation video led by
Kristi Noem
. The show rehashes her 2024 memoir confession, yes, the one about shooting her dog, by having cartoon Noem say, "A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard."
Then cue her shooting countless puppies, angels, even Krypto, Superman's pup, in scene after brutal scene. And because South Park loves the grotesque.
Next, Mackey is whisked off to Mar-a-Lago, which South Park imagines as a bizarre mash-up of Fantasy Island and Epstein's private villa. He's greeted by Donald Trump and a pint-sized, bumbling J.D. Vance, decked out in a white suit. Vance looks like a baby-faced assistant from Fantasy Island, who gets called 'stupid,' kicked away, yet bounces right back.
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Then, in one of the episode's most over-the-top moments, Vance casually asks Trump, "Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan's asshole, boss?" Yeah, it goes there.
Meanwhile, Cartman channels his inner Charlie Kirk, hosting cringe-worthy podcasts and 'master-debating' college kids (the real Charlie Kirk didn't just take it in stride—he legit posted, 'Not bad, Cartman.').
J.D. Vance, ever the sport, posted a simple, 'Well, I've finally made it,' after seeing himself as a literal man-baby on the show.
The Department of Homeland Security, which had earlier used South Park imagery to promote ICE hiring, gave a polite thanks for the free publicity. But since the episode aired, they've gone eerily silent.
"This should be removed from children show"
"This should be removed from children show. Why the woke content about s*x trafficking? Content clearly 18+," writes an X user. "It's the farthest thing from a children's show, and they've never marketed it as that.
At the beginning of the episodes, they tell you: "Only for mature audiences," replies another.
"Southpark is an equal opportunity offender who picks on everyone from all sides of everything," writes another.
Why it's blowing up
A few reasons why this episode is making waves:
Brutal exaggeration. South Park doesn't just poke fun, it goes full-scale parody. The melting Botox face, puppy massacres, baby-oil-on-Satan jokes, it's cartoon-level ridiculousness with a political edge.
Satire meets real life. Creepy, because it hits real politicians and true-life stories. Remember, Noem did admit to the dog incident; South Park just turned it into something completely over the top.
Everybody's reacting. From Vance to Kirk to DHS, nobody's staying quiet, and that just amps up the meme cycle.
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