11 funny fantasy football team names you need for your 2025 squad
Despite the fact that 2025 fantasy football draft season might be weeks away when you're reading this, it's coming up faster then you think.
Which means you're starting to review fantasy football sleepers, figuring out the busts, considering a last-place penalty for your league and more. And that includes coming up with a hilarious name for your team.
We'll give you a few to consider, and we'll drop our annual list of the names we could print soon enough. For now, here's a bunch of fantasy football team names you should think about for your 2025 squad that are darn near perfect (with links to credit where we got the names from):
1. I Dream of Jeanty
Too easy. Still so good.
2 Just the Tua Us
We can make it if we try.
3. Aiyukrazy?
This one nearly made me do a spit take.
4. Umbraelon Allen
My Fantasy Football team each year is a pokemon's name mixed with one of my players. This year we have Umbrealon Allen pic.twitter.com/BKu5PhwrJ2
For the Pokemon fans out there.
5. Courtland by Marriott
Score all the points by using all your points?
6. ChatGP3
Fantasy Football team name: ChatGP3 https://t.co/mqs2TFzeCV
Someone out there has to be a Dallas Cowboys fan and an AI user!
7. Cut My Life Into Breeces
This is my last resort.
8. Murder, Shedeur Wrote
As an old man, this is one I LOVE.
9. T-Mac and Cheese
Welcome to the league, Tetairoa McMillan.
10. America's Next Top Waddle
Reality TV fans, this one's for you.
11. The Sound of Jusczyzk
And one for the theater folks.
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