The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (April 5-11)
The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups.
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u never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising
— ً (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025
u never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising
me: i would like to log into the patient portal to view information about my healththe 'convenient' healthcare app: Ah! But if it 'tis Bloodwork you Want to See, First You Must Solve My Riddles Three
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) April 10, 2025
me: i would like to log into the patient portal to view information about my healththe 'convenient' healthcare app: Ah! But if it 'tis Bloodwork you Want to See, First You Must Solve My Riddles Three
me giving my dog a bath https://t.co/DG1c9eJdsa
— helen (@helen) April 9, 2025
me giving my dog a bath https://t.co/DG1c9eJdsa
omg that girl can do anything https://t.co/ApDEd5gjNB
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 8, 2025
omg that girl can do anything https://t.co/ApDEd5gjNB
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every bank tomorrow pic.twitter.com/uwzCjqNt4g
— alli (@sonofalli) April 7, 2025
every bank tomorrow pic.twitter.com/uwzCjqNt4g
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— Jeva Lange 🫎 (@Jee_vuh) April 9, 2025
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I told a first grade class that I have an identical twin sister.One of the kids raised his hand and asked, "Do you ever think you might actually be her?"So hang out with six year olds, get free identity crisis, I guess.
— Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) April 8, 2025
I told a first grade class that I have an identical twin sister.One of the kids raised his hand and asked, "Do you ever think you might actually be her?"So hang out with six year olds, get free identity crisis, I guess.
my 401 is no longer k
— alli (@sonofalli) April 6, 2025
my 401 is no longer k
something about leaving your uncleaned apartment..the mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I'm scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home
— ernauxgirl (@ernauxgirl) April 7, 2025
something about leaving your uncleaned apartment..the mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I'm scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home
(angriest i've ever been in my life) ok sounds good
— ✧ (@ppyowna) April 7, 2025
(angriest i've ever been in my life) ok sounds good
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no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life
— ً (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025
no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life
The woman at the bra store said "Oh wow" when I took my shirt off for measuring I'm on top of the world rn
— 😨 (@evilgayman) April 6, 2025
The woman at the bra store said "Oh wow" when I took my shirt off for measuring I'm on top of the world rn
bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived
— trash jones (@jzux) April 8, 2025
bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived
I love that this woman's entire personality this season and ONLY character trait is this lol #TheWhiteLotus#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/MSyWIBGwGz
— Liv (@stevenrogered) April 7, 2025
I love that this woman's entire personality this season and ONLY character trait is this lol #TheWhiteLotus#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/MSyWIBGwGz
I've been trying aluminum free deodorant for the past couple days and turns out…..I love aluminum!!!!!!!!!!
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 8, 2025
I've been trying aluminum free deodorant for the past couple days and turns out…..I love aluminum!!!!!!!!!!
briefly dated a guy from New Jersey that my friends would only refer to as Mike the Situationship :/
— Hannah 🦢 (@haphazardlyyyyy) April 7, 2025
briefly dated a guy from New Jersey that my friends would only refer to as Mike the Situationship :/
Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) April 5, 2025
Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about
it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room
— a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) April 9, 2025
it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room
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i love when i start reading a book so poorly written that it reminds me that i too could write a book
— trish (@ultragloss) April 8, 2025
i love when i start reading a book so poorly written that it reminds me that i too could write a book
there's something so dangerous about a second coffee… I'm over here making bold dinner plans, numerous, weeks out
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) April 7, 2025
there's something so dangerous about a second coffee… I'm over here making bold dinner plans, numerous, weeks out
i'm blocked by two people on venmo. one is my friend who did it as a joke and the other is jeremy strong because i kept asking him for $10,000
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) April 8, 2025
i'm blocked by two people on venmo. one is my friend who did it as a joke and the other is jeremy strong because i kept asking him for $10,000
the real moral of the story here is never speak about yourself cryptically in the third person #TheWhiteLotus#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/QfdAhxJwdH
— T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025
the real moral of the story here is never speak about yourself cryptically in the third person #TheWhiteLotus#WhiteLotuspic.twitter.com/QfdAhxJwdH
i wish my life could have a stats screen but for things i care about. like how many english muffins with peanut butter i've eaten
— latke (@latkedelrey) April 8, 2025
i wish my life could have a stats screen but for things i care about. like how many english muffins with peanut butter i've eaten
for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable
— ً (@sonohoor) April 9, 2025
for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable
Y'all I'm reading a book on the train why this lady lean over and start reading my book with me. Mind you I'm on page 292 . . . girl you done missed so much shit 😭
— sasuke hate account. (@krispykuf) April 9, 2025
Y'all I'm reading a book on the train why this lady lean over and start reading my book with me. Mind you I'm on page 292 . . . girl you done missed so much shit 😭
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