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The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (April 5-11)

The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter. u never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising — ً (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025 u never realize how long a minute is until you're exercising me: i would like to log into the patient portal to view information about my healththe 'convenient' healthcare app: Ah! But if it 'tis Bloodwork you Want to See, First You Must Solve My Riddles Three — Meg (@megannn_lynne) April 10, 2025 me: i would like to log into the patient portal to view information about my healththe 'convenient' healthcare app: Ah! But if it 'tis Bloodwork you Want to See, First You Must Solve My Riddles Three me giving my dog a bath — helen (@helen) April 9, 2025 me giving my dog a bath omg that girl can do anything — i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 8, 2025 omg that girl can do anything therealjohannariehm/Threads janelcomeau/Threads caititalks/Threads lindarpersaud/Threads every bank tomorrow — alli (@sonofalli) April 7, 2025 every bank tomorrow Final_Version_of_Tariffs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx — Jeva Lange 🫎 (@Jee_vuh) April 9, 2025 Final_Version_of_Tariffs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx I told a first grade class that I have an identical twin of the kids raised his hand and asked, "Do you ever think you might actually be her?"So hang out with six year olds, get free identity crisis, I guess. — Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) April 8, 2025 I told a first grade class that I have an identical twin of the kids raised his hand and asked, "Do you ever think you might actually be her?"So hang out with six year olds, get free identity crisis, I guess. my 401 is no longer k — alli (@sonofalli) April 6, 2025 my 401 is no longer k something about leaving your uncleaned mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I'm scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home — ernauxgirl (@ernauxgirl) April 7, 2025 something about leaving your uncleaned mess clings to your presence somehow, the strangers know about my dirty dishes in the sink by the way my tote bag keep slipping off my shoulder. I'm scattered. my movements are heavy with the clutter I left behind in my home (angriest i've ever been in my life) ok sounds good — ✧ (@ppyowna) April 7, 2025 (angriest i've ever been in my life) ok sounds good lessyoulie/Threads beckafreewrites/Threads mooseanchorsbranding/Threads francesmeh/Bluesky no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life — ً (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025 no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life The woman at the bra store said "Oh wow" when I took my shirt off for measuring I'm on top of the world rn — 😨 (@evilgayman) April 6, 2025 The woman at the bra store said "Oh wow" when I took my shirt off for measuring I'm on top of the world rn bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived — trash jones (@jzux) April 8, 2025 bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived I love that this woman's entire personality this season and ONLY character trait is this lol #TheWhiteLotus# — Liv (@stevenrogered) April 7, 2025 I love that this woman's entire personality this season and ONLY character trait is this lol #TheWhiteLotus# I've been trying aluminum free deodorant for the past couple days and turns out…..I love aluminum!!!!!!!!!! — Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 8, 2025 I've been trying aluminum free deodorant for the past couple days and turns out…..I love aluminum!!!!!!!!!! briefly dated a guy from New Jersey that my friends would only refer to as Mike the Situationship :/ — Hannah 🦢 (@haphazardlyyyyy) April 7, 2025 briefly dated a guy from New Jersey that my friends would only refer to as Mike the Situationship :/ Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about — Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) April 5, 2025 Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room — a (@aallleeexxxxxx1) April 9, 2025 it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room teewatterss/Threads kerrywrites/Threads maryoliversdrunkcousin/Threads kachiumehh/Threads i love when i start reading a book so poorly written that it reminds me that i too could write a book — trish (@ultragloss) April 8, 2025 i love when i start reading a book so poorly written that it reminds me that i too could write a book there's something so dangerous about a second coffee… I'm over here making bold dinner plans, numerous, weeks out — caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) April 7, 2025 there's something so dangerous about a second coffee… I'm over here making bold dinner plans, numerous, weeks out i'm blocked by two people on venmo. one is my friend who did it as a joke and the other is jeremy strong because i kept asking him for $10,000 — bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) April 8, 2025 i'm blocked by two people on venmo. one is my friend who did it as a joke and the other is jeremy strong because i kept asking him for $10,000 the real moral of the story here is never speak about yourself cryptically in the third person #TheWhiteLotus# — T (@teewatterss) April 7, 2025 the real moral of the story here is never speak about yourself cryptically in the third person #TheWhiteLotus# i wish my life could have a stats screen but for things i care about. like how many english muffins with peanut butter i've eaten — latke (@latkedelrey) April 8, 2025 i wish my life could have a stats screen but for things i care about. like how many english muffins with peanut butter i've eaten for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable — ً (@sonohoor) April 9, 2025 for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable Y'all I'm reading a book on the train why this lady lean over and start reading my book with me. Mind you I'm on page 292 . . . girl you done missed so much shit 😭 — sasuke hate account. (@krispykuf) April 9, 2025 Y'all I'm reading a book on the train why this lady lean over and start reading my book with me. Mind you I'm on page 292 . . . girl you done missed so much shit 😭 The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week