Activists plea for actor to dress up as giant poo for Edinbugh Fringe festival gig
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A KIDS show creator has launched a potty job ad to find someone to dress up as a massive poo.
Lindsey Cole, of The Mermaid, the Otter and the Big Poo, is casting for a 19-day Edinburgh Fringe run.
And she needs anyone who can wiggle in a giant turd costume for 15 minutes every performance.
Lindsey, 40, said: 'It's for anyone who's up for a laugh.
'You need to be fun, be able to wiggle, improvise and boogie.
'People won't see your face, which is a bonus. And there's only one line you need to say.'
Lindsey can't pay for the role but is offering potential performers a return favour if they can help out next month.
Her show explores sewage pollution in Britain's waterways.
Kids are encouraged to help the mermaid 'wave the big poo right out of her home' so that otters can return.
Lindsey said: 'Expect songs, dance, games, a splash of audience improv and a whole dump of fun.'
The show is based on Lindsey's popular children's book about a 60km swim adventure she went on in the River Avon, in Bristol.
We told in 2018 how she helped save a drowning cow in the Thames in Oxfordshire while dressed as a mermaid.
Woman gave HERSELF poo transplants from her boyfriend to treat her IBS - then developed the same health problems
Her show runs at Edinburgh's Gilded Balloon venue from July 30 to August 17.
Elsewhere a marine expert has called on Scots to get their teeth into Shark Week - so they learn more about the amazing big fish in Scottish waters.
Dr James Thorburn, of Edinburgh Napier University, reckons people assume they have to travel thousands of miles to find interesting aquatic life.
But he insists there's plenty of amazing animals much closer to home that would get people hooked on learning more about what's under the sea.
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