24 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (Aug 5-11)
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
Getting older is weird, why am I so excited to tell my husband about the new 4-way stop near our house— meghan (@deloisivete) August 8, 2025 ">
Getting older is weird, why am I so excited to tell my husband about the new 4-way stop near our house
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"holy moly me oh my" is what i say when my girlfriend sends a selfie— staid (@staidindoors) August 6, 2025 ">
"holy moly me oh my" is what i say when my girlfriend sends a selfie
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@koenigryan.bsky.social/Bluesky
Good evening. My boyfriend has revealed that he thought the lyrics at the end of Mr. Brightside were "my hammer" instead of "I never"— sophia of hangover (@aethelfleds) August 11, 2025 ">
Good evening. My boyfriend has revealed that he thought the lyrics at the end of Mr. Brightside were "my hammer" instead of "I never"
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I cut my finger pretty badly on a very sharp knife, and in the aftermath I realized that my husband's brain is programmed 'in case of emergency: panic'— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) August 11, 2025 ">
I cut my finger pretty badly on a very sharp knife, and in the aftermath I realized that my husband's brain is programmed 'in case of emergency: panic'
@dopeshow.bsky.social/Bluesky
Putting a heart emoji over my boyfriend's face in pictures because he's my newborn son in another dimension— sigh swoon (@sighswoon) August 7, 2025 ">
Putting a heart emoji over my boyfriend's face in pictures because he's my newborn son in another dimensionMy wife told me to change bc I was too 'Eagle'd out' to go to Costco 🤭 pic.twitter.com/wsdYWFL5jt
if I'm ever in a coma I want my wife to visit me every day to cry and eat sushi off my body— carter hambley (@carterhambley) August 7, 2025 ">
if I'm ever in a coma I want my wife to visit me every day to cry and eat sushi off my bodyme when my girlfriend is telling me about her day: https://t.co/3SJxdPprF5
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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip so he wouldn't lose any. Reader, my "sock trick" is rolling matching pairs together— meghan (@deloisivete) August 10, 2025 ">
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip so he wouldn't lose any. Reader, my "sock trick" is rolling matching pairs together
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speaking of accents a few months into dating my scottish boyfriend i was trying to figure out what his voice reminded me of. something so beautiful and familiar that had accompanied me since childhood. it turns out it was shrek— oat milk princess 🇵🇸 (@heartluvr2000) August 10, 2025 ">
speaking of accents a few months into dating my scottish boyfriend i was trying to figure out what his voice reminded me of. something so beautiful and familiar that had accompanied me since childhood. it turns out it was shrek
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