People Are Sharing The Signs That Mean You're Getting Old, And I Can Feel My Bones Turning To Dust As I Read These
1."If a party starts after 9, I ain't goin…"
—u/Automatic-War-7658
2."When you notice your parents have aged with you."
—u/[deleted]
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3."When you have no idea who the mainstream popular music artists are."
—u/bantharawk
4."You get excited about canceling plans and buying new kitchen appliances."
—u/ColdAntique291
5."Recovery/healing from an injury takes waaaaay longer."
—u/tardigrade_phd
6."When your favorite song plays on the oldies station."
—u/xander5610_
7."Pain in places you didn't know were places."
—u/saltofthearth2015
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8."You no longer understand what young people say."
—u/Diana-ty
9."You need to enter your age on a website, and you gotta scroll that thing like you're playing The Price Is Right."
—u/QuantumQueen
10."When you're down on your knees and you have to strategize to get back up."
—u/Mikesaidit36
11."Going to bed before 10 and getting up before six."
—u/Efficient_Ad6659
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12."You start to refer to younger people as kids."
—u/MrRWhitworth
13."When you start feeling old."
—u/Stunnnnnnnnned
14."Lowering the music when looking for the street address so I can see better."
—u/ForeverOk7505
15."Time starts to pass quickly."
—u/Johan23t
16."I audibly exhale sometimes when I sit down."
—u/MysteriousGrandTaco
17."You no longer have the patience or tolerance for everyone else's drama."
—u/JessicaLynne77
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18."Noise upsets you."
—u/rewsay05
19."You have injuries from the way you sleep."
—u/Taro-Calm
20."I have upstairs Advil and downstairs Advil."
—u/Which-Platform-3927
21."Telling kids, 'When I was a kid, we didn't have ___.' Just explained to my kids that we had to unplug the phone to use the internet."
—u/[deleted]
22.And finally, "You realize that you never get old. It's just this damn body that does."
—u/Qzrei
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