37 Hilarious Tweets From This Week That Prove Humans Are Still Very, Very Funny Even When Everything Else Is A Dumpster Fire
Luckily, the internet came through with what it does best: funny tweets to help us cope through it all.
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Asked my Boss how her day was going and he told me he got served divorce papers this morning pic.twitter.com/L10Ed93UUV
— L (@pastaxprince) June 3, 2025
Bravo / @pastaxprince / Via Twitter: @pastaxprince
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phineas and ferb's inventions before their mother see them: https://t.co/NqzqAhVNcL
— may ᯓ★ | PNF SPOILERS (@SUNSETSKIESS_) June 8, 2025
@SUNSETSKIESS_ / @NoCapMediaa / Via Twitter: @SUNSETSKIESS_
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was deeply invested in my book and then a mariachi band got on the train pic.twitter.com/daTiyXDTvE
— paige hettinger (@404paigenotfnd) June 7, 2025
Big Ticket Television / @404paigenotfnd / Via Twitter: @404paigenotfnd
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I'll tip my hat to em on the way out https://t.co/8tFarKeCJY
— ♥️ (@CashAppRecords) June 7, 2025
@CashAppRecords / @HoopMixOnly / Via Twitter: @CashAppRecords
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my 14 year old sister is buying herself an iPhone 6 to take "vintage" pictures pic.twitter.com/DSz1EYgnuI
— ﹑𓏲 slavic bunny ⋅.˳˳.⋅ॱ˙ ˙ॱᐧ.˳˳. (@777bun__ny) June 9, 2025
Studio Ghibli / @777bun__ny / Via Twitter: @777bun__ny
That's all for this week! For more funny tweets to ease the pain, feel free to check out our other recent weekly roundups:
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