All The Funny Tweets From The Week Because, Let's Be Real, We Could All Use An Escape Right Now
For the past week, I have been sick in bed with some terrible, no-good, unknowable illness. I've had nothing better to do than be miserable and hex my non-sick self for all the times I took my good health for granted.
Clearly, I needed a little pick-me-up. Because I couldn't do much from bed, naturally, I turned to a good ol' scroll o'clock. To my delight, despite everything else going on on the platform right now, I managed to wade through the trash and find all those lost souls still calling out their funny tweets into the ether.
And now, here they are for you:
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Twitter: @jeremylovesyall
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Twitter: @isohelsgarden
That's all for this week. As always, for more funny tweets, feel free to check out our most recent roundups:
For A Brief, Beautiful Moment, These 47 Funny Tweets Had Me Laughing So Hard I Temporarily Escaped The Dystopia
If I Die Laughing At These 32 Funny Tweets From The Week, You'll Be Right There With Me
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