Quotes of the Week: FBI, Suits LA, Harley Quinn, The Rookie and More
While our Outies are still thinking about that Severance Season 2 finale, our Innies have been hard at work rounding up this edition of Quotes of the Week.
Per usual, the list below features more than a dozen of the most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
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This time around, we've got bon mots and zingers from FBI, The Rookie, Grey's Anatomy, Severance, Daredevil: Born Again, Abbott Elementary, The White Lotus, Everybody's Live With John Mulaney, Farmer Wants a Wife and more.
Also featured in this week's roundup: Jennifer Tilly delivers a stellar Real Housewives of Beverly Hills voiceover, Suits LA fails to stomach some hard liquor and Beyond the Gates makes a steamy impression. Plus, we've got double doses of Harley Quinn and The Righteous Gemstones.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Luther, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift)
'At least you'll have a chance at living.'
'But I want to live with you.'
Mark (Adam Scott) lets Helly (Britt Lower) know he doesn't want to escape Lumon if she can't come with him
'Now turn off that self-destruct, so you and I can get turned on. If you know what I mean.'
'We know what you mean!'
Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) needs no further reminder that her mom (Susie Essman) means to bone Brainiac
'So, you wanna go f—k s—t up?'
'You had me at 'wanna go f—k.''
Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) and Ivy (Lake Bell) mark the end of another season with their usual plans
'[Miles, locked inside a shop] Help!'
'No, no — this is what's called a 'teachable moment.''
Tim (Eric Winter) stops Celina from freeing Miles
'Could it have been a Skrull?'
Facing a mound of evidence against him, Matt's new client grasps at shape-shifting straws
'It's not easy looking for a guy with two different-colored eyes without seeming like you want a date.'
'What, Scola, you're telling me you don't know how to flirt?'
Scola (John Boyd) shares with Jubal (Jeremy Sisto) the snag with their latest manhunt
'But you're not a Buddhist!… Honey, you're not from China!'
Victoria (Parker Posey) doesn't understand why a nice American girl like her daughter Piper would want to join a Thai monastery
'Just so you know, this is consent. Do you guys do that here? We just started.'
Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) assures her handsome Thai spa buddy Pornchai that he has the green light
'Goddammit, Harvey, you lied! This is awful! I'm getting a pineapple juice.'
Eddie (Carson A. Egan) is not a fan of the whiskey that Harvey ordered
'Previously on Crazy Yacht From Hell…'
Beyond just promoting her to full-time Housewife, Bravo also needs to hire Jennifer Tilly to record all voiceovers from now on
'Evynn has just lost her damn mind. Who the hell does she think she is?'
'Your protégé.'
Richard (James Pickens Jr.) refuses to read the room in which Catherine (Debbie Allen) is fuming
'Now I know a lawyer. If I get in trouble, you can get me off… multiple times, if necessary.'
Eva (Ambyr Michelle) makes sure the first impression she makes on Tomás lasts
'Revolting. We sent our damn boy to military school to whip him into shape. He came back worse, and now he knows how to kill people.'
Jesse (Danny McBride) is disappointed with his son Pontius' trajectory in life
'I'm a big-time TV mogul now, Lori. The biggest! Don't be jealous, Eli.'
'Jealous of what?'
'That I'm Tyler Perry, and you ain't! You're more like Luke Perry. Dead.'
When delivered with Baby Billy's (Walton Goggins) cadence, sibling-in-law rivalry is always funny (even when the subject matter is dark)
'We even made it into the Netflix Top 10! Our show is right up there alongside Latino culture clash sitcom Welcome to the Family, a true crime doc about Gabby Petito, a Tyler Perry soap opera and Temptation Island. Netflix viewers have spoken loud and clear, and they are saying, 'We will watch whatever you show us.''
'And I'll go hide the white kid. Anyone have bronzer?'
Mr. Johnson (William Stanford Davis) tries to help the teachers hide contraband from the school district reps
'I ain't complaining, but… I thought this was a family show!'
Farmer Jay is gifted with a framed photo of Julia as (scantily clad) cowgirl
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