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Taylor Swift's uproarious bread puns from 'New Heights,' ranked
There were so many things to take away from the Taylor Swift appearance on the New Heights podcast with Travis Kelce and his brother Jason, from how good the former Eagle was at hosting to learning about Swift's fandom.
But, oh, the bread! We have to talk about the bread! Swift talked a lot about baking sourdough and mentioned that she marks her bread bags with labels that are puns having to do with her own songs.
This might have been my favorite thing in this whole podcast. It's just amazing to see Swift lean into all of these puns and jokes about her songs, like she was a fan online.
So as this site's resident Dad Joke expert, I'm going to rank the ones we heard by how good they are:
4. Flour song is a slammin' screen door
This is a good take on Our Song, but I think Swift had better ones.
3. Are you bready for it?
It's a funny joke about ...Ready For It, don't get me wrong. But it's just a little too easy.
2. Loafing him was bread
NOW we're talking. Two puns in one on Red. But it can't top No. 1.
1. It's a loaf story, baby, just say "yeast"
Give this one a standing ovation. This is perfect, 10/10, no notes, a take on a Swift classic.
