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22-07-2025
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Shane Gillis' 10 Best Jokes at the ESPY Awards (Critic's Picks)
'I see a lot of you don't like me and that's okay,' Shane Gillis told the crowd of sports superstars and celebrities at the 2025 ESPY Awards on July 16. Spoken like a true comedian. More from Billboard YURIYAN RETRIEVER Talks Debut Solo Single & Ambition to Become a Genre of Her Own Questlove to Be Honored With 'SummerStage Icon Award' at 2025 City Parks Foundation Benefit 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' Ending After 2025-26 Season: 'I Found Out Just Last Night,' Host Says Even before the stand-up star's monologue was over, the internet was awash in shocked posts about his jokes — and the cameras at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles showed plenty of double takes in the audience — but from a pure comedy perspective, Gillis killed way more than he missed, and his onstage moments brought an energy and tension to a production that was filled with many canned acceptance speeches that were oddly free of emotion. When a joke didn't land or drew a mixed response — there were some boos in the crowd — Gillis sometimes claimed he hadn't written it. But given his unapologetic comic style, he might have been tweaking another comic, Jo Koy, who blamed his writers for the many jokes that bombed during his monologue at the 2024 Golden Globes. Throughout the ceremony, which included performances by Clipse, Busta Rhymes and GELO, Gillis — who hails from Mechanicsburg, Pa.,(about a two-hour drive from Philadelphia), namechecked his favorite NFL team, the Eagles, with, 'Go Birds,' and late in the production went all out when comparing the team to the other nominees for the best team ESPY. 'I bet you guys think, as an Eagles fan, I'm going to trash all of the other nominees. Far from it,' Gillis said with his trademark wait-for-it grin. 'I think this race is wide open,' he said before comparing the team to the other candidates and one that was not. 'One of the nominees for the best team this year is the Dallas Cowboys. No, I'm joking, obviously. Dallas sucks,' he said, uttering the chant usually heard at games between the Eagles and their decades-long rival. 'Only real teams are up for best team.' The Eagles did take home the best team award, as well as the best play and best NFL player honors for running back Saquon Barkley and his mind-blowing reverse hurdle over Jacksonville Jaguars cornerback Jarrian Jones last season. Gillis' boosterism was not lost on the Eagles' offensive tackle Jordan Mailata, who accepted the best team award and dubbed the comedian the team's 'sixth offensive lineman' — which, if it wasn't a joke, could have been. For those who didn't catch the awards, here are Gillis' 10 best jokes in descending order. And while the saying goes that if a joke needs to be explained, it's not funny, background is included for those who don't follow sports. 10. Norm Macdonald 'There's one thing I want to say before I get out of here, and this is a dumb joke, you guys aren't going to like it — it's just a Norm Macdonald joke that I loved when he hosted the ESPYS [in 1998] and I'm going to do it now,' Gillis said. '[Colorado Buffalo] Travis Hunter won the Heisman Trophy this year. He's the first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win the Heisman. Congratulations, Travis Hunter. Winning the Heisman, that's something they can never take away from you, unless you kill your wife and a waiter. In which case, they can take that away from you.' Sportsplainer: Although O.J. Simpson was acquitted in criminal court of the 1994 murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman — who was a waiter — in 1997, a civil trial found him liable for their deaths, and the Heisman he won in 1968, was auctioned off to help pay for the more than $33 million that was award to the victims families in compensatory and punitive damages. It's also worth noting that Macdonald, who died in 2021, is a hero among comics for his deadpan, unflinching comedy, which during his stint as Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update anchor often included him referring to Simpson as a 'murderer' with no 'alleged' attached. The same year that Macdonald hosted the ESPYs, Don Ohlmeyer, the president of NBC's West coast division, removed Macdonald as Update anchor, citing declining ratings. Macdonald alleged, however, that the real reason had to do with Ohlmeyer's friendship with Simpson. 9. Jake Paul 'It's crazy to be in this room with so many legends,' Gillis said. 'Sugar Ray Leonard's here, hell yeah. Sugar Ray, you're the man, but in 10 years, Jake Paul's gonna try to knock you out, so take it easy.' Sportsplainer: A number of the 28-year-old social media star-turned-boxer's fights have pitted him against Paul's last two fights pitted him against aging pugilists born in the 1980s (Tyron Woodley), '70s (Anderson Silva) and even '60s (Mike Tyson), which some attribute to his 12-1 record. Leonard was born in 1956, a decade that Paul has yet to exploit. 8. WNBA 'Four-time WNBA all-star Brittany Hicks is here. Give it up for Brittany, everybody. I'm joking around, that's my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA players. That's crazy you [clapped for] it.' Sportsplainer: Despite a surfeit of press reporting that the WNBA now enjoys the same level of popularity as the male version, Gillis' joke may have proven otherwise. The crowd did give it up, mildly, for Hicks, but she's the wife of his comedian friend Matt McCusker and not in the WNBA. 7. Shedeur Sanders 'Shedeur Sanders had his jersey number retired at Colorado this year, and people are saying it's because of nepotism, because of his father, and it's not. It's because he went 13 and 12 over his career and he almost won the Alamo Bowl. Definitely not nepotism, right?' Sportsplainer: Sanders wasn't in the ESPYs audience, which was probably a good thing. He's already endured plenty of jibes for being a fifth-round draft pick (by the Cleveland Browns) after much speculation that he was destined to be chosen in the first. That was followed by conjecture that his father, Deion Sanders, who coached his son's team, the University of Colorado Boulder's Buffaloes during the two seasons he was there, had hurt Shedeur's prospects by over-hyping him behind the scenes. The school's decision to retire Shedeur's jersey after just two seasons also proved controversial given his stats, and because former Buffaloes QB Darian Hagan, who had a 28-5-2 record and took the team to the national championship in 1990, has not had his jersey retired. To be fair to Shedeur, the Buffaloes went 1-11 the season before he arrived, and he has broken over 100 school records. (And his actual win-loss record is 13-11.) 6. Caitlin Clark 'Caitlin Clark, she and I have a lot in common. We're both whites from the Midwest who have nailed a bunch of threes.' Sportsplainer: Although Clark's 29% WNBA three-point basket average is down from the 34% she posted last year, she remains near the top of the competition and will participate in the three-point contest that takes place July 17 during the upcoming WNBA All-Star Weekend. Gillis' was talking about a different kind of scoring when he referenced himself, which resulted in some wincing and murmuring from the crowd. But as he said in response, 'Lighten up a little, this is not serious.' 5. DeShaun Watson 'Skip that joke. Please skip that joke. All right bring it back. I'll tell that joke. I didn't write this. 'Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See,' is what they say when DeShaun Watson gets a massage.' Sportsplainer: This one ranks high for sheer ballsiness. Gillis made the joke — which name-checks the title of a Busta Rhymes track — following Rhymes performance on the show, and the audience sounded like it had been punched in the gut. The reason: Beginning in 2021, more than 20 women filed civil lawsuits accusing the former Houston Texans quarterback of sexually inappropriate conduct or sexual assault during massages. (In 2021, Watson wrote on X that he had 'never treated any woman with anything [other] than the utmost respect.' and settled most of the suits.) 'I disagree as well,' Gillis said with a smile when he heard the reaction. 'I swear to god I didn't want to tell it.' But he did. 4. Aaron Rodgers 'Aaron Rodgers didn't take the [Covid 19] vaccine because he predicted it would be bad for him. And then he joined the New York Jets. So maybe he wasn't right about everything.' Sportsplainer: Rodgers sat out his first season with the Jets after suffering an Achilles injury in the first game. During the 2024 season, he led the team to a dismal 5-12 record and was released early this year. He is now with the Pittsburgh Steelers. 3. Juan Soto 'Joe Rogan actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture [NBA Commissioner] Adam Silver because Joe thinks he's an alien. And Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason.' Sportsplainer: Actually, this was more of a political joke about the Trump administration's reportedly indiscriminate arrests of immigrants than a poke at the New York Mets' Dominican outfielder, whose $765 million contract is the largest in sports history. 2. Jeffrey Epstein 'Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in D.C., Mike Pence almost died,' Gillis said. 'Actually, there was supposed to be an [Jeffrey] Epstein joke here, but it got deleted. Must have probably deleted itself, right? Probably never existed, actually. Let's move on as a country and ignore that.' Sportsplainer: An even-more-timely Trump joke about the U.S. president and his administration's backtracking on its promises to reveal all about the late sex offender Epstein, which has sparked a firestorm of criticism from the MAGA media and the commander-in-chief's conspiracy-minded supporters, who are convinced there exists a list of powerful figures who joined Epstein in sexually abusing minors, and that the financier did not commit suicide in prison but rather was murdered. 1. Bill Belichick 'Shohei Ohtani couldn't make it tonight. Man, I hope his interpreter didn't bet that he was going to be here. Shohei is a once-in-a-generation talent. No one's been able to do what he does at so many positions. Pitcher, hitter and bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime. They do. They read, uh, The Very Horny Caterpillar, The Little Engine That Could But Needed a Pill First, and of course, the classic Goodnight Boobs.' Sportsplainer: 'That was my favorite one,' Gillis said after telling the joke, and the burst of laughter that came back to him said the audience agreed. The Ohtani lead-in was a throwaway reference to the Los Angeles Dodger phenomenon's interpreter, who was sentenced to nearly 5 years in federal prison for stealing $17 million from the Major League superstar and using the ill-gotten gains to place illegal bets. The punchline that killed was Gillis' reference to the 73-year-old former head coach of the New England Patriots (now guiding the University of North Carolina's football team) and his new 24-year-old girlfriend, former cheerleader Jordon Hudson. Best of Billboard Drake's Historic Chart Week: How He Matched The Beatles' 57-Year-Old Record How Elton John Keeps Up His Hot 100 Hot Streak With Dua Lipa Duet 'Cold Heart' Pink's 'All I Know So Far' Has Us Looking Back at the History of Live Music on the Charts Solve the daily Crossword
Yahoo
17-03-2025
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Charges: Eden Prairie man raped 15-year-old boy
An Eden Prairie man has been charged with the sexual assault of a 15-year-old boy who was reported missing by his relatives from Mounds View earlier this month. Michael Gillis, 34, is charged with 3rd-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor following the alleged incident on March 2. The victim's aunt reported to police that he left their Mounds View home at 2:30 p.m. on that day and had not returned. The boy's aunt said she found the victim's iPad, which revealed he had been talking to a male called "Nick Miller" through a site called "Sniffies." Miller, later identified as Gillis, allegedly sent nude photographs to the victim. Police were able to learn that the victim was going to Gillis' home in Eden Prairie. They found the victim around 6 p.m. on the streets near Gillis' home. The victim provided Discord chat history between himself and Gillis. During the conversation, the boy confirmed to Gillis that he was still in high school, to which Gillis originally replied: "Hot af." Gillis also allegedly stated he had a "friends with benefits" with someone who is "younger" than the victim. He then paid to send an Uber to the boy, who told police that when he got to the house Gillis "was being really creepy." Gillis allegedly took his clothes off, instructed the boy to do the same, and then sexually assaulted him. After the assault, the victim waited till Gillis was asleep before running out of the house. There is currently no attorney listed for Gillis. The Star Tribune reports that at the time of the alleged incident, Gillis was on electronic home monitoring as he awaits trial for a child solicitation charge in Florida.
Yahoo
21-02-2025
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A-list comedian Shane Gillis returning to host 'SNL' for second time since being fired from sketch show
Stand-up comedy phenom Shane Gillis is in such high demand that the famous sketch comedy show that fired him is bringing him back to host for a second time. NBC announced on Tuesday that Gillis would be the celebrity host for "Saturday Night Live" on March 1. The episode will also feature musical guest Tate McRae. Gillis previously hosted the long-running comedy show in February 2024 – a testament to the comic's meteoric rise on the scene despite him getting fired from "SNL" in 2019 after past racially charged comments he made on a podcast resurfaced. "SNL" creator Lorne Michaels said he was "not aware" of Gillis' past remarks when casting him on the show in 2019, describing them as "offensive, hurtful and unacceptable." Joe Piscopo Admits Trump Support Was 'The Nail In My Coffin In Hollywood' During the opening monologue of his "SNL" appearance a year ago, Gillis joked about the controversy. "Yeah, I'm here," he said, telling the audience that many of them probably didn't know who he was. "I was fired from this show a while ago, but don't look that up, please." Read On The Fox News App He continued, "If you don't know who I am, please don't Google that. It's fine. Don't even worry about it." Gillis' "SNL" firing has not seemed to hamper his comedy career, which so far has seen him top the streaming charts and break touring records. His Netflix special, "Beautiful Dogs," reached the platform's Top 10 list in five countries, spending two weeks in the U.S. Top 10. His 2024 arena tour also broke multiple industry records, setting a record for most tickets ever sold for a live event at Toronto's famous Scotiabank Arena, as well as becoming the most well-attended comedy event in the history of Philadelphia's Wells Fargo Center. Click Here For More Coverage Of Media And Culture More recently, the comic starred alongside musician Post Malone and NFL legend Peyton Manning in Bud Light's 2025 Super Bowl ad. According to YouTube, the star-powered Bud Light ad had the sixth most gameday views among global audiences this year. USA Today's AdMeter also revealed it was one of Bud Light's most successful ad campaigns in the company's history. Gillis' scripted comedy series "Tires" is also returning for a second season on Netflix later this year. The show, which had its first season debut in Netflix's Top 10, boasts a cast of other comedy legends, including Jon Lovitz, Vince Vaughn, and Ron White. In addition to his Netflix success, Gillis co-hosts "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast," alongside comedian Matt McCusker. The show is the No. 1 Patreon podcast in the world, and boasts over 5.5 million downloads each month. The comic is currently on his international "Shane Gillis Live" standup tour. Upcoming stops include Washington, D.C., Salt Lake City, and the article source: A-list comedian Shane Gillis returning to host 'SNL' for second time since being fired from sketch show
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21-02-2025
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A-list comedian Shane Gillis returning to host 'SNL' for second time since being fired from sketch show
Stand-up comedy phenom Shane Gillis is in such high demand that the famous sketch comedy show that fired him is bringing him back to host for a second time. NBC announced on Tuesday that Gillis would be the celebrity host for "Saturday Night Live" on March 1. The episode will also feature musical guest Tate McRae. Gillis previously hosted the long-running comedy show in February 2024 – a testament to the comic's meteoric rise on the scene despite him getting fired from "SNL" in 2019 after past racially charged comments he made on a podcast resurfaced. "SNL" creator Lorne Michaels said he was "not aware" of Gillis' past remarks when casting him on the show in 2019, describing them as "offensive, hurtful and unacceptable." During the opening monologue of his "SNL" appearance a year ago, Gillis joked about the controversy. "Yeah, I'm here," he said, telling the audience that many of them probably didn't know who he was. "I was fired from this show a while ago, but don't look that up, please." He continued, "If you don't know who I am, please don't Google that. It's fine. Don't even worry about it." Gillis' "SNL" firing has not seemed to hamper his comedy career, which so far has seen him top the streaming charts and break touring records. His Netflix special, "Beautiful Dogs," reached the platform's Top 10 list in five countries, spending two weeks in the U.S. Top 10. His 2024 arena tour also broke multiple industry records, setting a record for most tickets ever sold for a live event at Toronto's famous Scotiabank Arena, as well as becoming the most well-attended comedy event in the history of Philadelphia's Wells Fargo Center. More recently, the comic starred alongside musician Post Malone and NFL legend Peyton Manning in Bud Light's 2025 Super Bowl ad. According to YouTube, the star-powered Bud Light ad had the sixth most gameday views among global audiences this year. USA Today's AdMeter also revealed it was one of Bud Light's most successful ad campaigns in the company's history. Gillis' scripted comedy series "Tires" is also returning for a second season on Netflix later this year. The show, which had its first season debut in Netflix's Top 10, boasts a cast of other comedy legends, including Jon Lovitz, Vince Vaughn, and Ron White. In addition to his Netflix success, Gillis co-hosts "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast," alongside comedian Matt McCusker. The show is the No. 1 Patreon podcast in the world, and boasts over 5.5 million downloads each month. The comic is currently on his international "Shane Gillis Live" standup tour. Upcoming stops include Washington, D.C., Salt Lake City, and the UK.
