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Indianapolis Star
10-08-2025
- Entertainment
- Indianapolis Star
I throw sex toys at WNBA games for my meme coin. Women won't date me. Help?
I'm a dude who spends his days investing in cryptocurrency and his nights throwing sex toys onto the court at WNBA games, and for the life of me, I can't figure out why I'm so lonely. It certainly isn't my fault. Nothing is my fault. I'm a crypto guy who makes misogynistic jokes about things on the internet and then sometimes carries rubber sex toys into WNBA arenas and throws them onto the court, disrupting the game and risking player injury in order to draw attention to my clever meme coin group, Green Dildo Coin. Why wouldn't everyone want to hang out with me, like, literally all the time? It has to be the male loneliness epidemic. I have some strong opinions on that ‒ and how it's all the fault of women who refuse to go on dates with me so I can explain to them the hilarity of my meme coin. Briggs: Steak 'n Shake's MAGA makeover is a desperate bid to save a dying business Sometimes I'll be around women and I'll bring up my meme coin, and I can tell they don't really understand what a meme coin is and don't get how funny it is that we're calling it Green Dildo Coin and then throwing green sex toys at WNBA games to draw attention to a thing that doesn't technically exist. So I say to them, 'Hey, if you don't understand what a meme coin is, I'd be happy to spend several hours explaining it to you over a coffee date where I talk the entire time, use the word 'actually' a perfectly cool amount and ask you nothing about yourself. And then you can have sex with me.' But they always either say no or walk away laughing, and that makes me want to return to my online meme coin group and talk to them about how the women who created the male loneliness epidemic have made it hard for me to connect with women. I know my hobby of throwing colorful sex toys onto the court at WNBA games is edgy and cool. The president's son, Donald Trump Jr., shared a meme that showed the president himself standing on the White House roof tossing a green sex toy onto a WNBA court full of players below. How can anyone call it 'not funny' or 'dangerous' or 'sexist' if the president's son thinks it's hilarious and is normalizing sex-toy tossing at women's sporting events? Maybe Donald Trump Jr. would want to hang out with me and talk about meme coins. I'm so lonely. I read how Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve said of the penis-shaped things people like me keep throwing onto the court: 'The sexualization of women is what's used to hold women down, and this is no different. These people that are doing this should be held accountable. We're not the butt of the joke, they're the problem.' Opinion: Happy Gilmore appeals to both MAGA and woke fans — and that's his genius Coach Reeve is clearly contributing to the male loneliness epidemic by claiming that I, a crypto bro who throws sex toys on the court at WNBA games, am 'the problem' and should be 'held accountable' for the thing I keep doing. Since when do men who invest in cryptocurrency and create hilarious meme coins get held accountable for their actions? That seems sexist, and I blame that attitude for my present state of loneliness, dissatisfaction and deep insecurity. To date, I have asked 69 women (high-five, fellow crypto bros!) who I had previously made sexualized comments about online under an anonymous account if they would like to go on a date with me to throw sex toys at a WNBA game and learn more about my meme coin. Not a single one has been interested in getting to know how fascinating and clever I am. What am I supposed to do, reflect on whether I'm the problem, and consider treating other people with respect and showing an interest in their feelings and points of view? C'mon. I'm a crypto dude who throws sex toys at WNBA games. I don't have time for that kind of nonsense. No, my loneliness is definitely the fault of women who are mad I keep throwing sex toys during a women's sporting event that I publicly claim to respect while anonymously demeaning it online. At least I have Green Dildo Coin. I'm sure eventually everyone will see how awesome I am.
New York Post
10-08-2025
- Sport
- New York Post
NYC man wearing Beavis and Butthead T-shirt wanted for throwing sex toy at Liberty game: NYPD
A man wearing a 'Beavis and Butthead' T-shirt is being sought by police for throwing a lime-green dildo during a New York Liberty game and nearly striking a 12-year-old girl, according to cops. The man with tattoos up and down his arms is shown in security cam footage at the Barclays Center wearing a red and black hat, black shorts, and donning the depraved cartoon duo on a T-shirt, according to Crime Stoppers. On Tuesday, an unruly attendee at the Dallas Wings vs New York Liberty launched a green sex toy towards the court. Advertisement 3 A man wearing a 'Beavis and Butthead' shirt is wanted for allegedly throwing a green sex toy at a Liberty WNBA game on Aug. 5, 2025. Crime Stoppers He was apparently inspired by the current trend of sex-toy-crazed hooligans attending WNBA games across the country. The sex toy at the Barclays Center did not hit the hardwood — but instead startled a 12-year-old girl sitting with her mother in section 116. Advertisement 'The object was thrown from someone much higher up but definitely in the same section,' a fan who was in section 116 texted The Post. 'When it landed, the girl started screaming/freaking out (understandably) for like 30 [seconds] and got the attention of most people within the surrounding rows,' according to the witness. Barclays Center officials snatched the sex toy up and the Liberty game continued uninterrupted with the home team taking the wind out of the Wings with an 85-76 victory. The Brooklyn dildo incident was one of two WNBA games to see rubber phallic doohickeys thrown in stadiums last Tuesday — with Indiana Fever Sophie Cunningham star directly hit by a green dildo during a game against the Los Angeles Sparks. Advertisement 3 The bright green sex toy landed in the stands, missing the court and the players. x/@osnapitsari 3 He was apparently inspired by the current trend of sex-toy-crazed hooligans attending WNBA across the country. Crime Stoppers The lurid trend is coming with consequences for some dildo chuckers. Advertisement Kaden Lopez, 18, was arrested and booked on disorderly conduct, assault, and public display of explicit sexual material by Phoenix, Az., police last week for hurling a green dildo inside PHX Arena during a Mercury game. A crypto group that launched a meme coin called 'Green Dildo Coin' (DILDO) is claiming to be responsible for the unwanted and tasteless disruptions.
Yahoo
10-08-2025
- Sport
- Yahoo
WNBA rumors: Crypto group claims it's behind sex toy chaos
The post WNBA rumors: Crypto group claims it's behind sex toy chaos appeared first on ClutchPoints. For over a week, several WNBA games have been interrupted due to people throwing green sex toys on the court. So far, it has happened twice during an Atlanta Dream game, a Chicago Sky game, a New York Liberty and Phoenix Mercury game, and the latest was during a Los Angeles Sparks game as they were facing the Indiana Fever. Two people have been arrested due to the incidents. There has been an uproar from players, coaches, and fans regarding the sex toys, and a cryptocurrency group has come out and said they are the reason for the mayhem at the games, according to Meghan Hall of USA Today. The group is called Green Dildo Coin (DILDO), and they were created in July to protest the toxic environment in the crypto world. That's when they started to go to the arenas and throw the green sex toys, which first started at a Dream game. Crypto group speaks about green sex toys at WNBA games The spokesperson also noted that the throwing of the sex toys has nothing to do with not liking women's sports. 'We didn't do this because like we dislike women's sports or, like, some of the narratives that are trending right now are ridiculous,' the spokesperson said via Hall. 'Creating disruption at games is like, it happens in every single sport, right? We've seen it in the NFL, we've seen it in hockey, you know . . . fans doing random things to more or less create attention. 'We knew that in order to get a voice in the space … we had to go out and do some viral stunts to save us from having to pay that influencer cabal, sacrifice our souls and the fate of the project.' So far, many have spoken out about the objects being thrown, and Sparks head coach Lynne Roberts is not a fan. 'It's ridiculous, it's dumb, it's stupid,' Roberts said. 'It's also dangerous. Player safety is No. 1, respecting the game, all those things. I think it's really stupid.' In an effort to try and stop people from bringing in sex toys, a no-bag policy was put into effect at games. It's not certain if that's the resolution, but we'll only know as time goes on. Related: WNBA rumors: Max salaries could quadruple in next CBA Related: WNBA rumors: Sky sharpshooter named ideal trade target for Storm, Dream, Mercury
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First Post
09-08-2025
- Sport
- First Post
Crypto group claims responsibility for green sex toy stunts at WNBA games
A group of cryptocurrency supporters has admitted that they were behind the strange stunt that shocked fans during several Women's NBA (WNBA) games recently. Bright green sex toys were thrown onto courts across multiple cities, including Atlanta, Brooklyn, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Phoenix. The incidents caused shock and confusion among players, fans, and commentators. One such event happened during the final minute of a close match between the Atlanta Dream and the Golden State Valkyries on July 30, when a bright green sex toy flew from the stands and landed on the court. STORY CONTINUES BELOW THIS AD The referees paused the game and security quickly removed the item. Videos of the incident took social media by storm, with commentators raising concerns regarding security of players and staff. However, it has now been revealed that the incidents were part of a stunt to promote a new cryptocurrency. Crypto group claims responsibility for dildo stunts The group behind these stunts has claimed that they planned these stunts to promote their new cryptocurrency called 'Green Dildo Coin.' In an interview with NBC News, a member of the group said their plan was to promote the new crypto in a fun manner and not to hurt anyone or cause problems. The group reportedly planned for four people to throw the green sex toys onto WNBA courts in one night. However, only two of the planned throws were successful, while one person was arrested while trying to pull off the stunt. Despite the backlash and arrests, the crypto group has said that their plan was successful because it made people notice the coin and talk about it. 'Our group is put together to make people laugh, make memecoins fun and funny again, and try to revive a culture of crypto that's been lost. People are talking about it. They're seeing it in places relevant to everyday society. It's why pranks are important to spreading the message — it's about providing a cool, new, safe place for memes,' the member said. In one incident during a game between the Phoenix Mercury and Connecticut Sun at PHX Arena last week, an 18-year-old was arrested for trying to throw a dildo onto the court. Kaden Lopez is accused of throwing the object, which landed in the stands near him. It reportedly hit a man who was watching the game with his son. The man and PHX Arena are now planning to sue Lopez. STORY CONTINUES BELOW THIS AD
Mint
09-08-2025
- Entertainment
- Mint
Donald Trump Jr shares bizarre meme of his father, Instagram is confused
Donald Trump Jr recently shared a photoshopped image of his father, US President Donald Trump, throwing a green sex toy onto a WNBA court from the White House roof during a live game. The meme, emerging amid a strange wave of sex toys being thrown onto WNBA courts, sparked a wave of mixed reactions across social media platforms. The post was captioned simply, 'Posted without further comment,' alongside several laughing emojis. Reactions to the meme were sharply divided. While some users found it hilarious, dubbing Trump Jr's Instagram account 'the greatest ever,' others slammed it as disrespectful and immature. One critic commented, 'I'm Don Trump Sr for for life but this kind of stuff is classless it and it screams 'my daddy is the president and I don't know to act.' The third user was blunt, stating, 'No funny at all … I'm looking at the comments seriously, do you honestly think this is funny and this is America is back?" 'I don't understand. I know it's a supposed joke but the President throwing a green d*ldo at young female basketball players is funny how?,' the fourth user asked on Instagram. The fifth wrote, 'Like seriously, were you high when you posted this … sober up yet? Please take this down it's stupid !' USA Today has linked the unusual trend of sex toys being thrown onto WNBA courts to a cryptocurrency group called Green Dildo Coin. The group's spokesperson told reporters that the stunt is not meant to disrespect women's sports but is part of a campaign to promote their memecoin, which aims to challenge the 'toxic' culture within the crypto community. The report further said that the cryptocurrency group are not planning to stop anytime soon and more such 'pranks' are on the list.
