29-05-2025
"We Do Not Care" Kids Edition Is Everything
Melani Sanders is the best thing on the internet these days. I follow her instagram, justbeingmelani, for some of the most relatable and hilarious commentary on perimenopause and menopause. But she just released a teen edition and I've been watching on repeat.
Melani's thing is "We do not care" — where she points out the things we perhaps once cared about, but a shift has occurred and we no longer care. I've often found myself laughing out loud — one of that embarrassingly loud HAHAs! that come out when no one is around to hear (thankfully).
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What's also amazing about Melani is the way she shows up on these mini videos. Her deadpan delivery is incredible, as is the eclectic way she dresses and accessorizes, and how it perfectly coordinates with her "we do not care" attitude.
Her latest shares messages to teens but it's all hahas for parents.
We do not care that you're tired. We've been tired since you were born.
We do not care that you are mad we checked your location. That's the exact reason we have that on our phones.
We do not care that your phone died. It's interesting how you posted on TikTok 15 minutes ago.
And there's more ....
The green highlighter is a most excellent addition in her props!
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Commenters added some of their own "we do not cares":
"We do not care if you want personal space. You came out of our personal space."
"We do not care if you lost your charging cord/block. No you cannot have ours. we have purchased you 1000 charging cords and blocks. Go find one, Or read. Books don't need to be charged."
"We do not care, if your friends went on vacation to the Bahamas. You can go in the back yard and like it."
Can we just hang out with Melani vibes forever?
I love how she ends this one: "Peace and quiet is our love language." It really is.
Up Next:"We Do Not Care" Kids Edition Is Everything first appeared on WeHaveKids on May 28, 2025
