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South Park Savages ICE and Kristi Noem, Sends Trump to Mar-a-Lago — Read Recap
Did you think South Park would take it easy on Donald Trump this week? Yeah, we didn't, either. In Wednesday's episode, Cartman is enraged when he sees Clyde start a debate podcast where he says terrible things about women and Jews. Hey, that's Cartman's thing! As Clyde explains to guidance counselor Mr. Mackey, 'I'm just trying to make my nut, man.' (DoorDash isn't free, you know.) But then P.C. Principal fires Mr. Mackey because the government is cutting back on 'unnecessary expenses,' and Mr. Mackey is left wondering: 'What about my nut?' More from TVLine The Chi's Yolanda Ross Breaks Down Her Heartbreaking Exit in the Season 7 Finale: 'We All Lost It' The Sandman's Finale Made Us Wish for a Death-Centric Spinoff: 'We Did Play With Those Ideas,' EP Says Dexter: Resurrection Recap: Dexter's Connection With Mia Takes a Shocking Turn Mackey goes to the bank to look at his finances, and it's grim: His nut is $8,000 a month. ('I had no idea my nut was that big.') He can't find a job as a counselor, so he has to work for ICE rounding up undocumented immigrants because they're the only ones hiring: 'We don't ask for experience!… We don't care if you've read a book!' Mackey goes to the recruitment center and is immediately hired, and they show him an orientation video starring Homeland Security head Kristi Noem, who shoots dogs dead when she's not locking up immigrants. (Oh, and she doesn't look great without makeup on.) While Cartman takes over Clyde's podcast and becomes a 'master debater,' sporting a Charlie Kirk haircut, Mackey is handed a machine gun and sent out on his first ICE raid… at a Dora the Explorer concert. He and the other ICE agents rush in and arrest dad and grandmas, even Dora herself. Noem is pleased — but her Botox falters, and her face melts like a hot candle. ICE's overreach leads to angry protests in Denver, where one protestor argues 'there are many Latinos in heaven.' So Noem sends her ICE agents to heaven to round up all the Hispanic angels: 'If it's brown, it goes down.' By now, though, her face falls completely off and scurries away. Mackey's making good money as an ICE agent, but as his income increases, so does his nut. Noem has good news, though: The President has invited Mackey to Mar-a-Lago to thank him personally. He's flown down to Trump's pleasure palace, where Trump emerges in a pristine white suit like Ricardo Montalban from Fantasy Island — while his VP J.D. Vance is reduced to playing the pint-sized Tattoo. Trump wants to promote Mackey to head of homeland security, he says. But what about Noem? 'Her face freaks me out,' Trump admits. Mackey gets cold feet, though, when Trump pulls him into a bedroom with Satan — yikes — and as he tries to escape, Mackey finds that Mar-a-Lago is just a house of horrors. Even fellow guest Clyde is disillusioned: 'Just wanted to make my nut, sir. Didn't really want all this.' Mackey understands, telling the kid: 'If you're doing something you don't really believe in just to make your nut, you're gonna find that you just get sadder, and your nut just gets bigger.' They decide to leave together, with the help of Superman's flying dog Krypto… well, until Noem takes out poor Krypto with a sniper rifle. But when her face crawls off and leaves the ICE agents scrambling to recover it, that gives Mackey and the immigrants enough time to escape. All's well that ends well, we guess. Got thoughts on this week's ? Drop 'em in a comment below. Best of TVLine Mrs. Maisel Flash-Forward List: All of Season 5's Futuristic Easter Eggs Yellowjackets Recap: The Morning After Yellowjackets Recap: The First Supper Solve the daily Crossword
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South Park Savages ICE and Kristi Noem, Sends Trump to Mar-a-Lago — Read Recap
Did you think South Park would take it easy on Donald Trump this week? Yeah, we didn't, either. In Wednesday's episode, Cartman is enraged when he sees Clyde start a debate podcast where he says terrible things about women and Jews. Hey, that's Cartman's thing! As Clyde explains to guidance counselor Mr. Mackey, 'I'm just trying to make my nut, man.' (DoorDash isn't free, you know.) But then P.C. Principal fires Mr. Mackey because the government is cutting back on 'unnecessary expenses,' and Mr. Mackey is left wondering: 'What about my nut?' More from TVLine The Chi's Yolanda Ross Breaks Down Her Heartbreaking Exit in the Season 7 Finale: 'We All Lost It' The Sandman's Finale Made Us Wish for a Death-Centric Spinoff: 'We Did Play With Those Ideas,' EP Says Dexter: Resurrection Recap: Dexter's Connection With Mia Takes a Shocking Turn Mackey goes to the bank to look at his finances, and it's grim: His nut is $8,000 a month. ('I had no idea my nut was that big.') He can't find a job as a counselor, so he has to work for ICE rounding up undocumented immigrants because they're the only ones hiring: 'We don't ask for experience!… We don't care if you've read a book!' Mackey goes to the recruitment center and is immediately hired, and they show him an orientation video starring Homeland Security head Kristi Noem, who shoots dogs dead when she's not locking up immigrants. (Oh, and she doesn't look great without makeup on.) While Cartman takes over Clyde's podcast and becomes a 'master debater,' sporting a Charlie Kirk haircut, Mackey is handed a machine gun and sent out on his first ICE raid… at a Dora the Explorer concert. He and the other ICE agents rush in and arrest dad and grandmas, even Dora herself. Noem is pleased — but her Botox falters, and her face melts like a hot candle. ICE's overreach leads to angry protests in Denver, where one protestor argues 'there are many Latinos in heaven.' So Noem sends her ICE agents to heaven to round up all the Hispanic angels: 'If it's brown, it goes down.' By now, though, her face falls completely off and scurries away. Mackey's making good money as an ICE agent, but as his income increases, so does his nut. Noem has good news, though: The President has invited Mackey to Mar-a-Lago to thank him personally. He's flown down to Trump's pleasure palace, where Trump emerges in a pristine white suit like Ricardo Montalban from Fantasy Island — while his VP J.D. Vance is reduced to playing the pint-sized Tattoo. Trump wants to promote Mackey to head of homeland security, he says. But what about Noem? 'Her face freaks me out,' Trump admits. Mackey gets cold feet, though, when Trump pulls him into a bedroom with Satan — yikes — and as he tries to escape, Mackey finds that Mar-a-Lago is just a house of horrors. Even fellow guest Clyde is disillusioned: 'Just wanted to make my nut, sir. Didn't really want all this.' Mackey understands, telling the kid: 'If you're doing something you don't really believe in just to make your nut, you're gonna find that you just get sadder, and your nut just gets bigger.' They decide to leave together, with the help of Superman's flying dog Krypto… well, until Noem takes out poor Krypto with a sniper rifle. But when her face crawls off and leaves the ICE agents scrambling to recover it, that gives Mackey and the immigrants enough time to escape. All's well that ends well, we guess. Got thoughts on this week's ? Drop 'em in a comment below. Best of TVLine Mrs. Maisel Flash-Forward List: All of Season 5's Futuristic Easter Eggs Yellowjackets Recap: The Morning After Yellowjackets Recap: The First Supper
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‘South Park' Mocks a Puppy-Shooting Kristi Noem and JD Vance Offers to Rub Baby Oil on Satan In Wild New Episode
In the second episode of 'South Park' Season 27, United States Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem leads ICE in a raid on the local production of 'Dora the Explorer Live!' After losing his job as counselor of South Park Elementary, Mr. Mackey is out of options to make his monthly 'nut,' which adds up to $8,000 a month. His banker suggests he join ICE, which offers a '$100,000 salary' and a '$50,000 signing bonus.' More from Variety 'South Park' Is So Effective at Mocking Trump Because It Mastered His Own Brand of Insult Comedy U.S. Homeland Security Is Now Using 'South Park' to Promote ICE's Website Amid the Show's Takedown of Donald Trump Spike Lee, Adam McKay and 2,300 More WGA Members Sign Letter Blasting Trump's 'Authoritarian Assault' on Free Speech After some brief deliberation, Mackey heads to ICE HQ. They let him join without a second thought and shuffle him into a room for an orientation video featuring none Noem, who is now their leader. 'Welcome to the team, recruits. I'm Kristi Noem, head of Homeland Security,' she says. 'A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what's important means doing what's hard.' The video then hard cuts to Noem jumping out of an ICE vehicle and gunning down an innocent puppy in the street. 'Now, we'll ask the same determination of you. Because detaining and questioning people is never easy,' she adds, before the video cuts to Noem shooting another puppy. After his orientation, Mackey goes to raid a location 'that might be filled with Illegals': a local production of 'Dora the Explorer Live!' As Mackey and Noem bust into the theater, the audience scrambles in panic. Noem tries to calm the crowd. 'We're just here for questioning. Cooperate, and nothing bad– holy shit!' Noem screams, before spotting a service dog in the crowd and shooting it. Mackey does such a good job with ICE that Noem sends him to Mar-a-Lago, where Donald Trump is waiting with a toddler-sized JD Vance. After Trump names Mackey the new head of Homeland Security, he brings the former school counselor to his room for a threesome with himself and Satan. The babyfied Vance offers to lend a hand, 'Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan's asshole, boss?' Even before it was released, ICE took notice of Wednesday's show. The X account for the United States Department of Homeland Security used a still from the episode's teaser to promote ICE's website, which includes application portals for various agency roles like criminal investigator and deportation officer. The official 'South Park' X account responded to the post by writing, 'Wait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks.' The retort from 'South Park' references the White House's response to the Season 27 premiere, in which they claimed the show 'hasn't been relevant for 20 years.' 'The Left's hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after 'South Park' for what they labeled as 'offense' content, but suddenly they are praising the show,' White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in a statement to Variety following the Season 27 premiere. 'Just like the creators of 'South Park,' the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.' Best of Variety New Movies Out Now in Theaters: What to See This Week What's Coming to Disney+ in August 2025 What's Coming to Netflix in August 2025
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South Park Savages ICE and Kristi Noem, Sends Trump to Mar-a-Lago — Read Recap
Did you think South Park would take it easy on Donald Trump this week? Yeah, we didn't, either. In Wednesday's episode, Cartman is enraged when he sees Clyde start a debate podcast where he says terrible things about women and Jews. Hey, that's Cartman's thing! As Clyde explains to guidance counselor Mr. Mackey, 'I'm just trying to make my nut, man.' (DoorDash isn't free, you know.) But then P.C. Principal fires Mr. Mackey because the government is cutting back on 'unnecessary expenses,' and Mr. Mackey is left wondering: 'What about my nut?' More from TVLine The Chi's Yolanda Ross Breaks Down Her Heartbreaking Exit in the Season 7 Finale: 'We All Lost It' The Sandman's Finale Made Us Wish for a Death-Centric Spinoff: 'We Did Play With Those Ideas,' EP Says Dexter: Resurrection Recap: Dexter's Connection With Mia Takes a Shocking Turn Mackey goes to the bank to look at his finances, and it's grim: His nut is $8,000 a month. ('I had no idea my nut was that big.') He can't find a job as a counselor, so he has to work for ICE rounding up undocumented immigrants because they're the only ones hiring: 'We don't ask for experience!… We don't care if you've read a book!' Mackey goes to the recruitment center and is immediately hired, and they show him an orientation video starring Homeland Security head Kristi Noem, who shoots dogs dead when she's not locking up immigrants. (Oh, and she doesn't look great without makeup on.) While Cartman takes over Clyde's podcast and becomes a 'master debater,' sporting a Charlie Kirk haircut, Mackey is handed a machine gun and sent out on his first ICE raid… at a Dora the Explorer concert. He and the other ICE agents rush in and arrest dad and grandmas, even Dora herself. Noem is pleased — but her Botox falters, and her face melts like a hot candle. ICE's overreach leads to angry protests in Denver, where one protestor argues 'there are many Latinos in heaven.' So Noem sends her ICE agents to heaven to round up all the Hispanic angels: 'If it's brown, it goes down.' By now, though, her face falls completely off and scurries away. Mackey's making good money as an ICE agent, but as his income increases, so does his nut. Noem has good news, though: The President has invited Mackey to Mar-a-Lago to thank him personally. He's flown down to Trump's pleasure palace, where Trump emerges in a pristine white suit like Ricardo Montalban from Fantasy Island — while his VP J.D. Vance is reduced to playing the pint-sized Tattoo. Trump wants to promote Mackey to head of homeland security, he says. But what about Noem? 'Her face freaks me out,' Trump admits. Mackey gets cold feet, though, when Trump pulls him into a bedroom with Satan — yikes — and as he tries to escape, Mackey finds that Mar-a-Lago is just a house of horrors. Even fellow guest Clyde is disillusioned: 'Just wanted to make my nut, sir. Didn't really want all this.' Mackey understands, telling the kid: 'If you're doing something you don't really believe in just to make your nut, you're gonna find that you just get sadder, and your nut just gets bigger.' They decide to leave together, with the help of Superman's flying dog Krypto… well, until Noem takes out poor Krypto with a sniper rifle. But when her face crawls off and leaves the ICE agents scrambling to recover it, that gives Mackey and the immigrants enough time to escape. All's well that ends well, we guess. Got thoughts on this week's ? Drop 'em in a comment below. Best of TVLine Mrs. Maisel Flash-Forward List: All of Season 5's Futuristic Easter Eggs Yellowjackets Recap: The Morning After Yellowjackets Recap: The First Supper
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‘South Park' Escalates Feud With Trump Administration With 5 Brutally Blunt Words
The team behind 'South Park' on Tuesday sent an unfiltered message to Homeland Security after the agency used a screenshot of the show to recruit agents for ICE: Eat a bag of dicks. Since it was on X, they did it with a hashtag: '#eatabagofdicks.' South Park mocked President Donald Trump in its season premiere last month ― first with a cartoon Trump in bed with Satan, then later with a very realistic Trump tearing off his clothing in the desert to reveal a 'teeny tiny' talking penis. The Trump White House threw a fit over the episode, with a spokesperson complaining that the show 'hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas.' But with Homeland Security now using 'South Park' to promote itself, the team behind the show fired back on X: This week's episode, airing on Wednesday, will focus on Mr. Mackey trying to join ICE after losing his job. A video trailer released last week features the image taken and used by ICE, likely without permission. 'We want to thank South Park for drawing attention to ICE law enforcement recruitment,' a spokesperson for the agency told Newsweek. The trailer also shows Trump, once again with Satan ― this time at a dinner, but trying to feel him up under the table. 'Stop!' Satan says, and pushes the animated Trump's hand away. 'South Park' also released some new screenshots of the episode:
