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The secret diary of .. the Budget
The secret diary of .. the Budget

Newsroom

time24-05-2025

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The secret diary of .. the Budget

NICOLA WILLIS People think of the Budget as an economic response to the state of the nation. And traditionally that has been the case. But this Government is not bound by tradition. This Government, Mr Speaker, is an exciting Government. The Prime Minister is exciting. You only have to spend five seconds with him to know that. Six seconds might be pushing it. But I want to return to my original point which is to deny that the 2025 Budget is an economic response to the state of the nation. The 2025 Budget is in fact an economic response to the stain of the nation. Because it is a stain on the nation when you have young people age at 18, 19 on the sofa playing PlayStation when we want to see them in training or in work. And that is why we are making benefits means-tested for 18- and 19-year-olds. We need to address the stain. We need to wipe up the stain. We are going to soak the stain in means-testing, and then we'll be able to see what comes out in the wash. I want to see them in training. They may not be able to get a job, but they can go to a polytech. They can get into an apprenticeship, and they wouldn't be tested for that. The parents wouldn't be. They will become eligible for student allowances and the full range of student support, and that's the whole point of the policy. And at the end they still may not be able to get a job, because unemployment is at record levels and looks set to get even worse. Then, and only then, can they return to the sofa and play PlayStation. Grand Theft Auto VI is due in 2026 and it promises swamp chases and helicopter fights. It will provide hours of fun to fill in the vacant days. Thank you, Mr Speaker. CHRIS HIPKINS Mr Speaker, this is a scramble without the lollies. There are no super gummy snakes. There are no sour bananas. There are no milk bottles. There are no jersey caramels. There are no tangy fruit sticks. There are no sour cola bottles. There are no wine gums. There are no jetplanes. There are no spearmint leaves. Mr Speaker, and excuse me for shouting, BUT THERE ARE NO LICORICE ALLSORTS. Who wants a world without lollies? What do we have to look forward to? With this Budget, Mr Speaker, Nicola Willis and the coalition Government have done more than taken away our right to enjoy a sweet treat. They have taken away our hope. Night has fallen. We are lost and cold in the dark, children who have never been happy or good. I do not wish to exaggerate or play on our fears when I say this Budget is a crime against humanity. Thank you, Mr Speaker. SHANE JONES Mr Speaker, the leader of the New Zealand Party, the Rt Hon Winston Peters, has had to leave for elsewhere and given me very little notice to respond to the Budget but I shall try my best and what I want to say, Mr Speaker, is that we all have prosperity within us. It is sent down like a thunderbolt from Zeus and illuminates our path forward through the mighty forest and across the arid plains towards a better tomorrow. Each of us are lanterns of wealth. The Budget is but a wick. Night has fallen. Woke-riddled snowflakes are afraid of the dark. Too bad. Winter is coming. Thank you, Mr Speaker. THE LANDLORDS OF NEW ZEALAND Thank you, Nicola Willis. We can see daylight.

The secret diary of . . . the Budget
The secret diary of . . . the Budget

Otago Daily Times

time23-05-2025

  • Business
  • Otago Daily Times

The secret diary of . . . the Budget

Nicola Willis presenting the budget in Parliament on Thursday. PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES Nicola Willis People think of the Budget as an economic response to the state of the nation. And traditionally that has been the case. But this government is not bound by tradition. This government, Mr Speaker, is an exciting government. The Prime Minister is exciting. You only have to spend five seconds with him to know that. Six seconds might be pushing it. But I want to return to my original point which is to deny that the 2025 Budget is an economic response to the state of the nation. The 2025 Budget is in fact an economic response to the stain of the nation. Because it is a stain on the nation when you have young people age at 18, 19 on the sofa playing PlayStation when we want to see them in training or in work. And that is why are making benefits means-tested for 18- and 19-year-olds. We need to address the stain. We need to wipe up the stain. We are going to soak the stain in means-testing, and then well be able to see what comes out in the wash. I want to see them in training. They may not be able to get a job, but they can go to a polytech. They can get into an apprenticeship, and they wouldn't be tested for that. The parents wouldn't be. They will become eligible for student allowances and the full range of student support, and that's the whole point of the policy. And at the end they still may not be able to get a job, because unemployment is at record levels and looks set to get even worse. Then, and only then, can they return to the sofa and play PlayStation. Grand Theft Auto VI is due in 2026 and it promises swamp chases and helicopter fights. It will provide hours of fun to fill in the vacant days. Thank you, Mr Speaker. Chris Hipkins Mr Speaker, this is a scramble without the lollies. There are no super gummy snakes. There are no sour bananas. There are no milk bottles. There are no jersey caramels. There are no tangy fruit sticks. There are no sour cola bottles. There are no wine gums. There are no jetplanes. There are no spearmint leaves. Mr Speaker, and excuse me for shouting, BUT THERE ARE NO LICORICE ALLSORTS. Who wants a world without lollies? What do we have to look forward to? With this Budget, Mr Speaker, Nicola Willis and the coalition government have taken away our right to enjoy a sweet treat. They have taken away our hope. Night has fallen. We are lost and cold in the dark, children who have never been happy or good. I do not wish to exaggerate or play on our fears when I say this Budget is a crime against humanity. Thank you, Mr Speaker. Shane Jones Mr Speaker, the leader of the New Zealand Party, the Rt Hon Winston Peters, has had to leave for elsewhere and given me very little notice to respond to the Budget but I shall try my best and what I want to say, Mr Speaker, is that we all have prosperity within us. It is sent down like a thunderbolt from Zeus and illuminates our path forward through the mighty forest and across the arid plans towards a better tomorrow. Each of us are lanterns of wealth. The Budget is but a wick. Night has fallen. Woke-riddled snowflakes are afraid of the dark. Too bad. Winter is coming. Thank you, Mr Speaker. The landlords of New Zealand Thank you, Nicola Willis. We can see daylight. — Steve Braunias

Five Big Things That Happened Today: Friday, May 2
Five Big Things That Happened Today: Friday, May 2

1News

time06-05-2025

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  • 1News

Five Big Things That Happened Today: Friday, May 2

Sir Bob Jones dies, wild weather continues across the country, and New Zealand's best cheese named. New Zealand businessman and former political party leader Sir Bob Jones has died. He was 85. Sir Bob earned his wealth through property investments, holding a $2 billion portfolio of commercial buildings in Auckland, Wellington and Glasgow. In 1983, Sir Bob launched the short-lived New Zealand Party in an attempt to oust then-Prime Minister Robert Muldoon from Parliament. In 1985, Sir Bob was involved in one of New Zealand's most famous television moments, when journalist Rod Vaughan emerged from the bush with a bloody nose following a confrontation between the two on the banks of the Tongariro River. Read More Large parts of the country were again hammered by wild weather today, as torrential rain and gale-force winds set in. Flooding from heavy rain has led to states of emergency being declared in Christchurch, Banks Peninsula, and Selwyn District. Around 50 properties were impacted by flooding in the Selwyn District. Read More President Donald Trump said he's nominating his national security adviser Mike Waltz to serve as United Nations ambassador in a major shake-up of his national security team. Trump announced the moves shortly after news broke that Waltz was leaving the administration. Weeks ago, it was revealed that he had added a journalist to a Signal chat being used to discuss military plans. Read More One of the country's largest banks has been ordered to pay a penalty of $3.25 million for misleading and overcharging customers. Westpac admitted the breaches in a case brought against it by the Financial Markets Authority at the Auckland High Court in December last year. The historical breaches resulted in $6.35 million of overcharging and impacted more than 24,500 customers Read More Changes to the food and drink policy at Nelson's Trafalgar Centre could end the city's basketball club, its manager has warned. Nelson City Council last year gave its contractor for the Trafalgar Centre – CLM (Community Leisure Management) – exclusive food and beverage rights for events at the stadium. But revenue from food and beverage sales from 11 home games each season account for about 14% of the NBS Nelson Giants' income. Read More A sheep milk cheddar has taken out the top prize at the NZ Champions of Cheese Awards this year. "Complex, waxy, balanced with a beautiful ivory paste. Delicious. Favourite of the day," judges said about the about the Whitestone Cheese winner. The sheep milk cheddar also bagged two other awards - best original cheese and best-in-class. Read More

Sir Bob Jones' death 'huge loss for New Zealand', Prime Minister says
Sir Bob Jones' death 'huge loss for New Zealand', Prime Minister says

RNZ News

time02-05-2025

  • Politics
  • RNZ News

Sir Bob Jones' death 'huge loss for New Zealand', Prime Minister says

Sir Bob Jones has died aged 85. Photo: Penguin Books New Zealand Sir Bob Jones is being remembered for his intellect, humour and as a complex character in tributes following his death. The businessman and politician died in his home at the age of 85, the general manager of Robert Jones Holdings confirmed on Friday. Prime Minister Christopher Luxon said Sir Bob was "a living legend of New Zealand". "To think, a guy who started off in a state house became one of our most successful business leaders, had an interlude and had a massive impact on a 1984 election with the New Zealand Party. "He had just an acerbic wit and just a very, very quick and clever and highly intelligent man, so he's a huge loss for New Zealand and I really just wish him and his family nothing but the very, very best from all of us in New Zealand. "He was just someone I admired hugely, because I came through a period in time where he was really at the forefront of New Zealand business in the late '80s and as a young kid learning economics and accounting, he was one of our sort of great business leaders, going off and doing quite bold things." He said he had read some of Sir Bob's books, and recommended people read Wowser Whacking and Letters . ️ Sir Bob Jones has died. A provocateur for liberty, a generous supporter of the Taxpayers' Union, and the man behind some of Wellington's finest quirks — from the 'Save the krill, kill the whales' billboard to the 'Toilet in 100m' signs pointing dutifully toward Parliament. He… On social media the New Zealand Taxpayers' Union posted "Rest in mischief, Sir Bob" saying New Zealand was duller without him. Sir Bob "championed free speech, smaller government, and good humour in public life", as well as being "a generous supporter of the Taxpayers' Union", it said. ACT Party leader David Seymour posted "RIP Sir Bob. The world is a duller place without you". Blogger, pollster and political commentator David Farrar told RNZ's Afternoons he began reading Sir Bob's books when he was at school and thought they were hilarious. "His book on travel in India, his books of letters where he would have a 18 month letter exchange with the secretary of transport over various parking or speeding tickets etc. He didn't dislike anyone in life except possibly traffic officers." Sir Bob was known as an author, a businessman and as one of former prime minister Sir Robert Muldoon's greatest supporters. Farrar said he met Sir Bob in person in 2005 when fighting the Electoral Finance Bill in an attempt to get him to reform the New Zealand Party on a one issue policy to get rid of the proposed law. Sir Bob's stamina was incredible, Farrar said, and he would still be happily telling stories late into the night when those around him were flagging. Farrar said after that he got to know Sir Bob quite well and set up a blog for him about eight years ago which allowed him to publish his thoughts himself as he said Sir Bob often got annoyed that the media were trying to censor his columns. Sir Bob gave money to causes and helped fund about 150 refugee girls to go to university, Farrar said. Some of the letters that were in books that he wrote in the 1980s were about people who were asking him for money, he said. Usually he would say no to with humour. "But sometimes you know, he had had these nuns write to him and he would tease the nuns for weeks and months mercilessly about their belief in God etc. But he'd then also say 'well yup send me the bill, I'll cover it'." Sir Bob was a complex character who really liked to push people, Farrar said. But Farrar said he did not believe it was done with cruelty. "He had this huge irreverence for everything and he actually liked to offend people." His support for Sir Robert Muldoon did not last. "He was great mates with Muldoon and then he turned on him on policy reasons and he helped get Muldoon out of office, [Sir Bob's] New Zealand Party didn't get in to Parliament but won 12 percent of the vote, and Muldoon and Bob Jones pretty much hated each other after that." By the time Sir Robert left Parliament no one wanted to organise anything for him as he was seen as a relic of the past, Farrar said. But Farrar said despite the acrimony between the two men it was Sir Bob who "organised a surprise party for Muldoon with a who's who of New Zealand there" because Sir Bob did not think it was right that someone who had given their life to politics should fail to be recognised. Despite never being in Parliament Sir Bob Jones had an impact on the political landscape, Farrar said. He said the New Zealand Party was "unashamedly free market liberal democracy", but Sir Bob was also a pacifist and saw defence spending as a waste of time. The one thing that could sum up Sir Bob Jones was his sense of humour, Farrar said. One of the first books Sir Bob published was in 1973, a book called The First 12 Months, A Study of the Achievements of the Third Labour Government. "It was 100 blank pages, beautifully bound though," Farrar said. Broadcaster Anna Thomas posted one of her memories regarding Sir Bob Jones on Facebook. Photo: Supplied / Screenshot Broadcaster Anna Thomas posted one of her memories regarding Sir Bob Jones on Facebook. Broadcaster Anna Thomas also remembers Sir Bob's sense of humour. In a social media post Thomas said she was probably the only journalist to punch Sir Bob in the face - making reference to the infamous incident where Sir Bob punched journalist Rod Vaughan . Thomas said she was asked to film Sir Bob giving Vaughan a message for his 50th birthday saying the pair had not spoken since the infamous event. Sir Bob came up "with the bright idea that I should punch him, as payback on Rod's behalf", she said. So armed with fake blood, she knocked at his door and did just that. "He was a natural actor, got fake blood down his face and shirt, and apparently the message went down a treat at Rod's birthday party. They became friends after that," Thomas said. Sign up for Ngā Pitopito Kōrero, a daily newsletter curated by our editors and delivered straight to your inbox every weekday.

RIP Bob Jones
RIP Bob Jones

Kiwiblog

time02-05-2025

  • Politics
  • Kiwiblog

RIP Bob Jones

Bob (Sir Robert) Jones has died aged 85. Bob was one of my favourite authors growing up, and I was fortunate enough to get to know him quite well in recent times. His larrikin sense of humour will be sadly missed – we need more in his mould. In 1973 he published a book called 'The first twelve months : a study of the achievements of the third Labour government in 1973'. It was 100 blank pages. Later on he put up a pole in Wellington measuring the credibility of the Government. Every few weeks he would lower it. Then he started digging a hole. Finally he wrote to the Mayor of a city in Spain that is opposite Wellington and asked them to put up a pole there as the credibility had dropped so much, it had burrowed through the planet. Other stunts includes the many humorous billboards such as 'Mat Rata reads comics' and gatecrashing an interview with Bill Rowling with a human sized mouse. He was a supporter of Muldoon but then became an implacable opponent as Muldoon went interventionist. His New Zealand Party in 1984 played a role in defeating the Muldoon Government. Later on though Bob organised a surprise farewell dinner for Muldoon as he was preparing to leave Parliament, as he was outraged no one else was doing anything. I have read every single one of his books (and have many signed editions). My favourites by far were his 'Letters' which were sidesplittingly funny as he dealt out humour and generosity to nuns and others. His letters to Sir Ron Brierley as a 'gravely concerned shareholder' (he had one share) were especially great. Also great were his letters with the Secretary of Transport over his speeding tickets and his reference to various officers as 'Moustached dwarves of indeterminate gender'. The Secretary made the mistake of asking if he could just refer to them as Officer X, and Bob replied that he doesn't called the garbage collector 'Garbage Collector X' and as that his a similar status to a traffic officer, why would he call them Office X. I first met Bob in person in 2005. I was involved with the campaign against the Electoral Finance Bill that could have criminalised sending an e-mail that discussed policy. A colleague was meeting Bob to see if he was interested in relaunching the New Zealand Party with the sole purpose of repealing the law. Bob had some questions on the proposed law, and I was the expert on it so around 2 pm I got a phone call asking if I could pop over and join the meeting. 14 hours later at 4 am I staggered out of his building, having drunk more wine than I thought was possible. I lurched into the nearby petrol station and wolfed down a pie, as the 14 hours of talking and drinking with Bob involved much wine but little food. Since then I've been a guest at his house (his parties are legendary – as is the view), and even helped him set up his own blog. I managed to hide from him that I was once a scout leader (he viewed them all as clones of Bill Rowling) but he still managed to find many things to hassle me about over the years. In recent years I would often see him at the Taxpayers' Union office as he was their landlord. He would often sit down for drinks with the staff, and provoke various degrees of outrage and amusement from them. He loved to be provocative, but it was never in a nasty way. It was always with humour. New Zealand is the better for Bob Jones. He contributed so much in business, in politics, in sports (boxing) in literature and in humour. He will be greatly missed, and I hope his style of irreverent humour will not pass away with him.

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