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08-05-2025
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39 Products You'll Crave After Your Workday Ends
A PhoneSoap UV sanitizer you can toss your phone into for a quick 10 minutes after you get home to get rid of the grime that's surely lurking everywhere we go. A doctor-recommended Squatty Potty you probably wish you had access to in your office when your first cup of coffee hits (if you know, you KNOW). Alas, you'll have to wait until you return to your humble abode to reap the benefits of this bathroom accessory. A pack of AirPods-cleaning putty for when your pinky nail simply won't do the trick. Break out one of these babies, remove the accumulated gunk from your earbuds, and get back to enjoying the sweet sound of My Chemical Romance's "Welcome to the Black Parade" on repeat. Jergens Natural Glow Firming Self Tanner Body Lotion you'll likely add to your cart after staring enviously at Karen from the finance department and her fabulous, fresh-from-a-beach-vacay tan. A spooktacular popcorn maker and bowl that'll pair perfectly with your it's-finally-the-end-of-the-work-week horror movie fest — who says you can only indulge in the month of October?! All you have to do is pour your kernels into the "skull" and let the microwave do its thing for three minutes. Then, voilà! You'll have eight cups of popcorn to toss all over your couch when a jumpscare gets the best of ya. A mini Bob Ross paint-by-numbers kit for anyone who insists on watching The Joy of Painting every night to soothe themselves to sleep after a day of replying to stressful emails. It comes with three pre-printed canvases, seven paint pots, a mini brush, and a mini easel (how cuuuuuute) to display your work of art when you're done. Murdle, Volume 1, a compilation of murder mystery–themed logic puzzles that are reminiscent of the ever-popular Wordle game. This version will encourage you to use powers of deduction and a variety of clues to solve the mysteries throughout the book. Sherlock Holmes, who? A "Grievance Journal," aka a "burn book for the discerning misanthrope," that anyone with dark humor will find especially satisfying thanks to 52 prompts to express irritations over what's bothering you the most. Finally, a safe space to vent about your work cubicle mate who smacks gum loudly all day!!! A Taylor Swift lyric–inspired coloring book which will have your brain screaming "Drop everything now!" a la "Sparks Fly." It has 45 intricate pages to color that are loosely designed to follow the Eras tour in order (genius!). Put on your carefully curated Swiftie playlist, break out your coloring pencils, and unwind from a rough day at the office. Self-heating soothing foot masks made with Epsom salts, lavender, and peppermint (ooh, la, la!) that'll transform any ol' day into a spa day — they'll get you *back on your feet* and feeling refreshed in no time. A deep exfoliating shower back scrubber that'll become the most cherished part of your post-work routine — no more awkwardly stretching to try and scrub your back in the shower! It's super soothing and gently scrubs away dead skin. A Lego flower bouquet you'll enjoy assembling and appreciate much more than a vase filled with living florals that you'd actually have to try and keep alive (who has the mental capacity for that these days?). When you've finished the set, you can display it proudly for all your colleagues to see (whether in IRL or in the background of your video calls). A Gray Malin 1,000-piece puzzle that'll give you a nice way to unwind (without your many screens) *and* decorate your home without paying for a *very* pricey art print from the brand. Truly a win-win. The Pink Stuff's "Sqeezy" sponge set to break out when you need to do some cathartic post-workday cleaning — it's a fan-favorite miracle cleaning paste with over 155,000 5-star reviews and a game-changing sponge that gets soft in warm water but hardens up in the cold. Ahem, putting on my deep, booming announcer voice to tell you dramatically that it can clean EVERYTHING from pots and pans, stove tops, sinks, shower doors, tiles of all kinds, kitchen appliances, grout, outdoor furniture, AND your car!!! A Ninja Crispi Air Fryer system that'll have you feeling like you've just become an American Ninja Kitchen Warrior. Throw your go-to lazy day meal of nuggets and fries into the glass container, attach it to the air fryer, then enjoy the fruits of your labor straight out of the same container. A moisturizing body wash inspired by the fancy (and not quite as affordable) Baccarat Rouge 540 perfume — body wash is filled with scents of white jasmine, red currant, and sweet amber and will make every shower feel like a luxury (which you totally deserve after a day of fielding exasperating questions at work every day). An instant foot-peeling spray that'll have you saying, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Was this concocted by a witch in the woods?" because it works so incredibly well you won't believe your eyes as it renews your poor feet (I know, you've been standing on them at work ALL day) and leaves all of your dead skin in its wake. A compact Kindle for any lit lover who loves nothing more than getting lost in a good story after a loooooong work week — fill it to the brim with all the books on your "to-read" list and crack it open as soon as you get home. No need to head out to the library or bookstore after the office. (Save that as a relaxing weekend activity!) Plus, a Bluetooth scrolling remote that'll take your after-work relaxation/scrolling (they're one and the same these days) to the next level AND leave you feeling smug at the same time for working smarter, not harder. You can set this bad boy up, get under your covers, and enjoy some seriously cozy, hands-free scrolling. A longline sports bra that'll function as a shirt or a bra — yes, she's a two-for-one special you'll daydream about throwing on the second you walk in the door after work. See ya later, business casual blazer! This beauty comes in 29 colors (SHEESH!), so you can truly load up and make it your post-workday uniform. Or a spaghetti strap sundress with built-in shorts because you and I both know all you want after a day in "dress clothes" is to slip into something comfortable but practical enough that you can still run some errands if needed. Excuse me while I order this in all 20 colors. Eos' Shea Butter Vanilla Cashmere body lotion will shockingly cost you less than a Grande iced latte at Starbucks (wowza!). Reviewers rave about how it's not greasy at all, sinks right in, leaves skin feeling (and smelling) amazing *and* will likely remind you of the ever-popular Bath & Body Works Vanilla Bean Noel la la! A robotic vacuum, because you and I both know you don't want to spend your evening trying to conquer all of the pet hair, debris, and other unexplainable messes that have found their way into your home. Kick your feet up, put on a podcast, and let this lil' gadget do its thing. A dazzling candle warmer with a lampshade reminiscent of a high-end crystal chandelier you'd likely see in the middle of a ballroom on Bridgerton. More importantly, you won't need to keep a stash of matches on hand *and* your fave candle will last basically forever since it won't actually be burning down when you pair it with this gadget. And a "Touch Grass" candle designed with the sole purpose of helping you reconnect with nature (a must after a screen-filled day). Except it's allergy season, and none of us actually want to lie down in a field, so inhaling the earthy vibes of this candle will do the trick. A two-piece pajama set you'll wish was appropriate to wear to work — it's so soft and will make you feel like royalty the second you slip into 'em (instead of someone who works a 9 to 5). A standing weeder (without the chemicals!) in case you find plucking the plethora of dandelions that seem to be taking over your lawn therapeutic. Unwind *and* conquer a chore after a busy day at the office with some weeding that won't hurt your back. 👍 Pruning shears, for anyone who has successfully created their own magical rose garden in their yard and typically feels most calm when tending to it. Better get yourself a glass jar to display it like in Beauty and the Beast. A garden colander, because I can't think of a better way to disconnect from a chaotic workday than collecting the literal fruits (and vegetables) of your labor. A weighted eye mask to give your tired eyes the relaxing treat they deserve after a long day of staring at a medium screen, then unwinding with a tiny screen while *also* looking at a big screen. Sweet dreams, eyeballs. You've earned a break. A Biodance Bio-Collagen Real Deep Mask with such incredible results it'll leave you thinking about nothing else but getting home to apply it again. Put it on before you hit the hay to reap the benefits (firmer skin, more elasticity, minimized pores) while you dream. Or a selfie-worthy Elizabeth Mott's Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask to exfoliate blackheads and fight other skin impurities while it bubbles up and looks downright hilarious. Let's be honest, you could use the laugh. Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum Cream features scent notes of vanilla, pistachio, and salted caramel you'll enjoy applying to your skin just as much as you'd like it as an ice cream sundae. It's also filled with vitamin E, caffeine, coconut oil, and guarana extract to help smooth, firm, and hydrate your skin. I wouldn't be surprised if you count the minutes to 5 p.m. to get home and lather your legs. CeraVe Eye Repair Cream that'll become your most cherished beauty product — it'll help you fight the good fight against the under-eye bags you've acquired thanks to the cup of coffee you too late in the day when you couldn't stop yawning during your afternoon meeting. A heated eye massager complete with five different massage modes and Bluetooth music so you can fully indulge and relax while relieving pain from eye strain and headaches. Pop on that Lo-Fi playlist you've been reserving for a moment of calm, turn on this gadget, and breeeeathe. A Nintendo Switch OLED with a 7-inch screen, a wide adjustable stand, enhanced audio, and an overall pleasant gaming experience you'll be thrilled to crack open after a day of tending to little minds, working on cars, answering phones, or typing up emails (whatever it is you do for a living!). Purchase a low-stakes game like Hello Kitty Island Adventure or take a more ambitious approach with The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom to leave the lingering stressors of your day behind. Espresso Martini Instant Cocktail Tea Bags that can be used to take *~tini time~* to the next level with minimal effort (and for wayyyy cheaper than a bar tab). All you'll need to do is steep the bag in cold water and a spirit of your choice (vodka is recommended, but it can also be made as mocktails) until the majority of the bag dissolves. Cheers to that! Motorized custom shades, so even though the sun is hanging out way later you can end a crap day whenever you want and shut the lights out — all you'll have to do is click your remote or ask Alexa or Google to lower them for you! And Beckham Hotel Collection Bed Pillows because if there's anything I can be certain about, it's that we're all daydreaming about during our work day, it's definitely crawling back into bed and laying our heads on a plush pillow.
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06-04-2025
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Jack Black Channels My Chemical Romance In ‘SNL' Musical Sketch ‘Goth Kid on Vacation'
In a major throwback to 2006, Jack Black returned to host Saturday Night Live this weekend, and he brought a My Chemical Romance tribute with him. The 3x Golden Globe nominee channeled Gerard Way in the sketch 'Goth Kid on Vacation', which parodied the '06 single 'Welcome to the Black Parade' with a Jamaican reggae medley featuring Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim. More from Deadline 'SNL' Promo: Jack Black And Elton John Aren't Getting Along Jack Black Lights Up 'SNL' Stage With Lively Opening Song Featuring Marching Band: 'I'm Back' 'A Minecraft Movie' Takes Over World With $301M Global Opening - International Box Office 'When I was a young boy, my parents took me down to Jamaica for my high school spring break / they said 'come to the pool,' but I stayed in the room with my graphic novels so I could masturbate,' sang Black as he rode a Black Parade float on the beach decked out with the Jamaican flag. The sketch starred Michael Longfellow as the titular goth kid, awkwardly following his family around the tropical locale in his layered black Hot Topic gear. Just like 'Welcome to the Black Parade', Black's last appearance on SNL was in 2006, when he served as musical guest with Tenacious D. He also hosted the show in 2002, 2003 and 2005. Although Black relinquished his musical duties this time to Elton John and Brandi Carlile, he graced the audience with a few performances, including an opening monologue number, an airborne satin pajama love song and a redneck bass jam sesh. Best of Deadline '1923' Season 2 Release Schedule: When Do New Episodes Come Out? Everything We Know About 'Nine Perfect Strangers' Season 2 So Far Everything We Know About 'Hacks' Season 4 So Far
Yahoo
06-04-2025
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Jack Black Sings My Chemical Romance Parody About a Goth Kid on Vacation on ‘SNL': ‘I Stayed in the Room With My Graphic Novels So I Could Masturbate'
Jack Black, Kenan Thompson and Ego Nwodim smashed together a reggae track with a parody of the My Chemical Romance song 'Welcome to the Black Parade' on 'Saturday Night Live' to joke about how goth kids act on vacation. Dressed in exaggerated goth attire, complete with bold eyeliner and a black wig, Black sang, 'When I was a young boy / My parents took me down to Jamaica / For my high school spring break / They said, 'Come to the pool' but / I stayed in the room with my graphic novels / So I could masturbate.' More from Variety Jack Black Somersaults and Sings About 'SNL' Return in Opening Monologue: '20 Years Ago I Hosted This Freakin' Show' Mike Myers Plays Elon Musk in 'SNL' Cold Open, Jokes About Making 'Self-Vandalizing' Teslas With 'Swastikas Made of Penises' 'A Minecraft Movie' Stars and Director Unpack Its Songs and 'Napoleon Dynamite' References The song started with the reggae beat alone, with Thompson and Nwodim playing Jamaicans and singing, 'When there is war and struggle and pain / How do we fill our souls with joy again? / We look and we laugh at / Goth kid on vacation.' More to come… Best of Variety New Movies Out Now in Theaters: What to See This Week What's Coming to Disney+ in April 2025 The Best Celebrity Memoirs to Read This Year: From Chelsea Handler to Anthony Hopkins
