16-05-2025
The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (May 10-16)
The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
Each week, HuffPost Women round up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups.
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Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) May 13, 2025
Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
i turn 27 today and i keep telling people 'it's my last cube for a while…' and they don't seem to think it's as big a deal as i do
— sophia (@pastoralcomical) May 12, 2025
i turn 27 today and i keep telling people 'it's my last cube for a while…' and they don't seem to think it's as big a deal as i do
it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life
— ً (@sonohoor) May 11, 2025
it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life
just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential"
— largest rodent (@capybaroness) May 12, 2025
just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential"
Searched 'mother of the bride dress' and I think something went very, very wrong.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 13, 2025
Searched 'mother of the bride dress' and I think something went very, very wrong.
my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by "acting completely normal" at my brother's wedding
— meeka (@MeekyBlinders) May 11, 2025
my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by "acting completely normal" at my brother's wedding
Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said 'Oh that's funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.' My mom's mouth dropped. And that's how I found out I dated a murderer.
— Iris West-Allen (@model_type_bre) May 12, 2025
Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said 'Oh that's funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.' My mom's mouth dropped. And that's how I found out I dated a murderer.
me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons
— Jenni (@hashjenni) May 14, 2025
me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons
hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS
— meg (@casual_meg) May 12, 2025
hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS
Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you
— bailey (@baytato) May 14, 2025
Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you
it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world
— lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) May 11, 2025
it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world
sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry
— tia ✩ (@tiadeeznuts) May 12, 2025
sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry
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I literally JUST went through something…and now I'm going through something else….what's next??
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 14, 2025
I literally JUST went through something…and now I'm going through something else….what's next??
I'd love to be in the meetings they keep having
— harriet (@bequietharriet) May 14, 2025
I'd love to be in the meetings they keep having
my bf works insane hours and we aren't getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we've been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say 'under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street' and he says 'week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown'
— Grace (@gracecamille_) May 14, 2025
my bf works insane hours and we aren't getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we've been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say 'under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street' and he says 'week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown'
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
— Jenni (@hashjenni) May 12, 2025
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
My plan for handling AI in the classroom is to tell my students I have the soft, tender heart of a newborn deer, and reading a poem written by ChatGPT would be like shooting me point-blank
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 12, 2025
My plan for handling AI in the classroom is to tell my students I have the soft, tender heart of a newborn deer, and reading a poem written by ChatGPT would be like shooting me point-blank
so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head & the other person doesn't follow the script? like??? learn your lines next time
— ً (@sonohoor) May 12, 2025
so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head & the other person doesn't follow the script? like??? learn your lines next time
My gym has new clothing policies and I'm not exactly sure what it's based on
— Dee (@figgled) May 12, 2025
My gym has new clothing policies and I'm not exactly sure what it's based on
i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said 'mixed women are so beautiful'
— roo (@rootemperature) May 13, 2025
i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said 'mixed women are so beautiful'
my harsh iphone alarm waking up my beautiful sleepy wife feels like i start every morning by bludgeoning a baby deer to death
— lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) May 13, 2025
my harsh iphone alarm waking up my beautiful sleepy wife feels like i start every morning by bludgeoning a baby deer to death
babe would it fucking kill you to meow back
— mariana (@pastapilled) May 14, 2025
babe would it fucking kill you to meow back
last year i got in a huge fight with my sister even though i normally never lose my cool + i later realized it happened right after i read her copy of In Cold Blood where she'd underlined 'high wheat plains' and written 'imagery' next to it. i think i thought her less than human
— a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 (@full_legal_name) May 14, 2025
last year i got in a huge fight with my sister even though i normally never lose my cool + i later realized it happened right after i read her copy of In Cold Blood where she'd underlined 'high wheat plains' and written 'imagery' next to it. i think i thought her less than human
when im broke i have flashbacks of money i spent unnecessarily
— ً (@kateinwords) May 11, 2025
when im broke i have flashbacks of money i spent unnecessarily
The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
