The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (May 10-16)
The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
Each week, HuffPost Women round up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups.
Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter.
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Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) May 13, 2025
Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
i turn 27 today and i keep telling people 'it's my last cube for a while…' and they don't seem to think it's as big a deal as i do
— sophia (@pastoralcomical) May 12, 2025
i turn 27 today and i keep telling people 'it's my last cube for a while…' and they don't seem to think it's as big a deal as i do
it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life
— ً (@sonohoor) May 11, 2025
it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life
just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential"
— largest rodent (@capybaroness) May 12, 2025
just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential"
Searched 'mother of the bride dress' and I think something went very, very wrong. pic.twitter.com/SPd55FUsJ2
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 13, 2025
Searched 'mother of the bride dress' and I think something went very, very wrong. pic.twitter.com/SPd55FUsJ2
my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by "acting completely normal" at my brother's wedding
— meeka (@MeekyBlinders) May 11, 2025
my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by "acting completely normal" at my brother's wedding
Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said 'Oh that's funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.' My mom's mouth dropped. And that's how I found out I dated a murderer.
— Iris West-Allen (@model_type_bre) May 12, 2025
Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said 'Oh that's funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.' My mom's mouth dropped. And that's how I found out I dated a murderer.
me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons pic.twitter.com/LzziCmk9YD
— Jenni (@hashjenni) May 14, 2025
me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons pic.twitter.com/LzziCmk9YD
hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS
— meg (@casual_meg) May 12, 2025
hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS
Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you https://t.co/HhcSGL3CMY
— bailey (@baytato) May 14, 2025
Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you https://t.co/HhcSGL3CMY
it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world
— lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) May 11, 2025
it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world
sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry
— tia ✩ (@tiadeeznuts) May 12, 2025
sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry
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I literally JUST went through something…and now I'm going through something else….what's next??
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 14, 2025
I literally JUST went through something…and now I'm going through something else….what's next??
I'd love to be in the meetings they keep having https://t.co/FiU4kTEX64
— harriet (@bequietharriet) May 14, 2025
I'd love to be in the meetings they keep having https://t.co/FiU4kTEX64
my bf works insane hours and we aren't getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we've been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say 'under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street' and he says 'week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown'
— Grace (@gracecamille_) May 14, 2025
my bf works insane hours and we aren't getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we've been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say 'under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street' and he says 'week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown'
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows" pic.twitter.com/nJ6JvmRZFw
— Jenni (@hashjenni) May 12, 2025
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows" pic.twitter.com/nJ6JvmRZFw
My plan for handling AI in the classroom is to tell my students I have the soft, tender heart of a newborn deer, and reading a poem written by ChatGPT would be like shooting me point-blank
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 12, 2025
My plan for handling AI in the classroom is to tell my students I have the soft, tender heart of a newborn deer, and reading a poem written by ChatGPT would be like shooting me point-blank
so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head & the other person doesn't follow the script? like??? learn your lines next time
— ً (@sonohoor) May 12, 2025
so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head & the other person doesn't follow the script? like??? learn your lines next time
My gym has new clothing policies and I'm not exactly sure what it's based on pic.twitter.com/shQ3Yk0kXU
— Dee (@figgled) May 12, 2025
My gym has new clothing policies and I'm not exactly sure what it's based on pic.twitter.com/shQ3Yk0kXU
i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said 'mixed women are so beautiful'
— roo (@rootemperature) May 13, 2025
i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said 'mixed women are so beautiful'
my harsh iphone alarm waking up my beautiful sleepy wife feels like i start every morning by bludgeoning a baby deer to death
— lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) May 13, 2025
my harsh iphone alarm waking up my beautiful sleepy wife feels like i start every morning by bludgeoning a baby deer to death
babe would it fucking kill you to meow back
— mariana (@pastapilled) May 14, 2025
babe would it fucking kill you to meow back
last year i got in a huge fight with my sister even though i normally never lose my cool + i later realized it happened right after i read her copy of In Cold Blood where she'd underlined 'high wheat plains' and written 'imagery' next to it. i think i thought her less than human https://t.co/Xm1MNNug3R
— a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 (@full_legal_name) May 14, 2025
last year i got in a huge fight with my sister even though i normally never lose my cool + i later realized it happened right after i read her copy of In Cold Blood where she'd underlined 'high wheat plains' and written 'imagery' next to it. i think i thought her less than human https://t.co/Xm1MNNug3R
when im broke i have flashbacks of money i spent unnecessarily
— ً (@kateinwords) May 11, 2025
when im broke i have flashbacks of money i spent unnecessarily
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The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women round up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups. Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter. maddy_macrae_/Threads asmalllife/Threads aparnapkin/Threads dory__._._/Threads aunt_tori/Threads hannahlyter/Threads elazbireanu/Threads sammymowrey/Threads aristielle/Threads pattimurin/Threads raxkingisdead/Bluesky prufrockluvsong/Bluesky Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man — Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) May 13, 2025 Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man i turn 27 today and i keep telling people 'it's my last cube for a while…' and they don't seem to think it's as big a deal as i do — sophia (@pastoralcomical) May 12, 2025 i turn 27 today and i keep telling people 'it's my last cube for a while…' and they don't seem to think it's as big a deal as i do it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life — ً (@sonohoor) May 11, 2025 it can be sooooo healing to stay up until 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential" — largest rodent (@capybaroness) May 12, 2025 just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential" Searched 'mother of the bride dress' and I think something went very, very wrong. — Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 13, 2025 Searched 'mother of the bride dress' and I think something went very, very wrong. my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by "acting completely normal" at my brother's wedding — meeka (@MeekyBlinders) May 11, 2025 my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by "acting completely normal" at my brother's wedding Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said 'Oh that's funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.' My mom's mouth dropped. And that's how I found out I dated a murderer. — Iris West-Allen (@model_type_bre) May 12, 2025 Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said 'Oh that's funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.' My mom's mouth dropped. And that's how I found out I dated a murderer. me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons — Jenni (@hashjenni) May 14, 2025 me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS — meg (@casual_meg) May 12, 2025 hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you — bailey (@baytato) May 14, 2025 Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world — lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) May 11, 2025 it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry — tia ✩ (@tiadeeznuts) May 12, 2025 sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry delicatewatkins/Threads iambeatrizbraga/Threads sambearcomedy/Threads janelcomeau/Threads teewatterss/Threads tialise_/Threads chandaspov/Threads kristenarnett/Bluesky ennuidoofen/Bluesky I literally JUST went through something…and now I'm going through something else….what's next?? — Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 14, 2025 I literally JUST went through something…and now I'm going through something else….what's next?? I'd love to be in the meetings they keep having — harriet (@bequietharriet) May 14, 2025 I'd love to be in the meetings they keep having my bf works insane hours and we aren't getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we've been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say 'under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street' and he says 'week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown' — Grace (@gracecamille_) May 14, 2025 my bf works insane hours and we aren't getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we've been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say 'under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street' and he says 'week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown' Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows" — Jenni (@hashjenni) May 12, 2025 Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows" My plan for handling AI in the classroom is to tell my students I have the soft, tender heart of a newborn deer, and reading a poem written by ChatGPT would be like shooting me point-blank — Meg (@megannn_lynne) May 12, 2025 My plan for handling AI in the classroom is to tell my students I have the soft, tender heart of a newborn deer, and reading a poem written by ChatGPT would be like shooting me point-blank so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head & the other person doesn't follow the script? like??? learn your lines next time — ً (@sonohoor) May 12, 2025 so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head & the other person doesn't follow the script? like??? learn your lines next time My gym has new clothing policies and I'm not exactly sure what it's based on — Dee (@figgled) May 12, 2025 My gym has new clothing policies and I'm not exactly sure what it's based on i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said 'mixed women are so beautiful' — roo (@rootemperature) May 13, 2025 i told this guy i was italian & irish and he said 'mixed women are so beautiful' my harsh iphone alarm waking up my beautiful sleepy wife feels like i start every morning by bludgeoning a baby deer to death — lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) May 13, 2025 my harsh iphone alarm waking up my beautiful sleepy wife feels like i start every morning by bludgeoning a baby deer to death babe would it fucking kill you to meow back — mariana (@pastapilled) May 14, 2025 babe would it fucking kill you to meow back last year i got in a huge fight with my sister even though i normally never lose my cool + i later realized it happened right after i read her copy of In Cold Blood where she'd underlined 'high wheat plains' and written 'imagery' next to it. i think i thought her less than human — a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 (@full_legal_name) May 14, 2025 last year i got in a huge fight with my sister even though i normally never lose my cool + i later realized it happened right after i read her copy of In Cold Blood where she'd underlined 'high wheat plains' and written 'imagery' next to it. i think i thought her less than human when im broke i have flashbacks of money i spent unnecessarily — ً (@kateinwords) May 11, 2025 when im broke i have flashbacks of money i spent unnecessarily The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
