Here Are 25 Absolutely Hysterical Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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First ever dinner w coworker and she was like 'I'm going to go cruising tonight' and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like 'im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public'. Like ok that's my b pic.twitter.com/O4WUD8kqbz
— Grace (@gracecamille_) July 12, 2025
@gracecamille_ / Nardwuar / Via Twitter: @gracecamille_
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going to a cvs where everything is locked up pic.twitter.com/FpNrnQscQE
— sliccmic 𖤐 (@sliccmic) July 12, 2025
@sliccmic / Animal Crossing / Via Twitter: @sliccmic
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Why they got the robot dressed like Adam Sandler https://t.co/QKiZxaT2Oe
— Your Hair Shorter Than Mines (@_StillTheShawn) July 12, 2025
@_StillTheShawn / ZM / Via Twitter: @_StillTheShawn
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when i'm watching porn and win a iphone 16 pic.twitter.com/1ontLdkyVx
— Eren 💋 (@erenfromtargets) July 12, 2025
@erenfromtargets / VH1 / Via Twitter: @erenfromtargets
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The first 2 weeks of seeing after getting a new glasses prescription:pic.twitter.com/Zi2HIesGuT
— expiredkirspies (@beyoncesspamacc) July 11, 2025
@beyoncesspamacc / DreamWorks Animation / Via Twitter: @beyoncesspamacc
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card just declined on a $0.00 free trial pic.twitter.com/2wz3jyPLFw
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) July 12, 2025
@invis4yo / DreamWorks Animation / Via Twitter: @invis4yo
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'So when are you releasing the Epstein files?'Trump: pic.twitter.com/NPCYpRsV7m
— Keith (@nagy_minaj) July 12, 2025
@nagy_minaj / Soft White Underbelly / Via Twitter: @nagy_minaj
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this gif is actually killingMe im crying pic.twitter.com/EqTZqd1xdz
— lina 🧯 (@ijbollina) July 12, 2025
@ijbollina / Netflix / Via Twitter: @ijbollina
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a man should put the woman he is in love with before his male friends and a woman should put her girlfriends over the man she is in love with pic.twitter.com/5Bzt1WcnJN
— luna (@promiscrinq) July 11, 2025
@promiscrinq / Disney Channel / Via Twitter: @promiscrinq
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pressing 'stop sharing location' pic.twitter.com/FqzeCxsCyX
— Timmy :) (@Timmyd124) July 12, 2025
@Timmyd124 / Netflix / Via Twitter: @Timmyd124
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