Quotes of the Week: Tonys, Resident Alien, Criminal Minds and More
In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including Next Gen NYC, The Snake, and Criminal Minds: Evolution.
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Also featured in this week's roundup: Jimmy Kimmel comments on Trump's recent attendance at the Kennedy Center's production of Les Misérables, Stephen Colbert marks this moment in history and Dakota Johnson admits her Madame Web shortcomings in Hot Ones. Plus, we've got doubles doses of the 78th Annual Tony Awards, Resident Alien and Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)
'The balcony's also the best and safest place to see Jonathan Groff sing… without getting spit on, if that's not your thing. So please welcome a man who makes everyone wet: From Just in Time, as Bobby Darrin, my friend, the incredible, Jonathan Groff.'
Host Cynthia Erivo introduces a live performance in the cheekiest manner possible
'… and if there are any queer people watching tonight, Happy Pride!'
Best director winner Michael Arden knows his audience
'I think I deserve an Oscar for that performance…. I will push you in front of a moving truck to win $100,000.'
Kethryn sheds no tears over faking tears while choosing the first elimination
'I'm sharing in the experience with you, and I'm no superhero. I feel it all the same.'
'I'm also not a superhero. Tried, failed.'
Self-deprecating Dakota Johnson knows Madame Web wasn't up to snuff
'Could you help me check my body for any Grey trackers or inhibitors? This monkey body will not bend to let me see all of my nooks and crannies!'
'Keep your nooks to yourself!'
A paranoid Harry (Alan Tudyk) strips down for Asta (Sara Tomko) and D'arcy (Alice Wetterlund), much to their major shock and dismay
'Don't you die on me! Not before I finish betraying you!'
Harry (Tudyk) feels at least a little bit sad and guilty when Bruce (voiced by Jinkx Monsoon) meets his unfortunate end
'Let's do a guilt trip speed round, OK? Did you compromise SOAR, my gorgeous app I spent years building? Yeah. Did you plant kill kits all over the country, which forced me to go back to work at the FBI, completely trashing my self-care routine? Yeah. Did you absolutely funkify my workspace at Quantico — so hard, in fact, that I set off the fire alarm at the FBI twice trying to sage away your olfactory evils…?'
'Uh… yes, to all of that?'
Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) recaps Voit's not-so-greatest hits
'Now, as we speak, Trump has sent thousands of troops into downtown L.A. to quell what historians will remember as the Battle of That Video of a Burning Waymo Car They Kept Showing on Cable News.'
'There's more filler in that crab cake than in Simon Cowell's left cheek.'
Gordon Ramsay fires a shot at Fox's previous reality-TV titan
'That crab was from Vietnam! And then we jump over to China to get the lump crab meat, via Ecuador for the shrimp. It's like the United Nations of Shellfish!'
Gordon Ramsay marvels at the origins of the seafood from a restaurant sitting on Chesapeake Bay
'Brooks asked, 'How do you deal with the backlash?' I literally ignore it. When I see a hate comment, I don't even read it. I just delete them. I don't block them. That's going to lower my following count.'
Gia, daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice, shares her secrets to living in the reality-TV limelight
'Trump going to see Les Misérables right now is like Kanye going to Fiddler on the Roof.'
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