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5 days ago
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Quotes of the Week: Hacks, Last of Us, Cleaning Lady, Better Sister and More
The days just keep getting longer, meaning you have even more time to peruse TVLine's Quotes of the Week. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including Hacks, The Last of Us, Leverage: Redemption, The Cleaning Lady, Rick and Morty, The Handmaid's Tale, Doctor Who and more. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: Nine Perfect Strangers examines religion through a glamorous lens, The Better Sister drops a sick burn and Family Guy gets a taste of Lois' absence. Plus, we've got a double dose of Criminal Minds: Evolution. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Rebecca Luther, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift) 'Do I look like a fun and flirty vacation girl?' 'You look like Ace Ventura, pet detective.' '[Thinks it over] Both are sexually viable — let's rock!' Josefina (Rose Abdoo) tells Ava (Hannah Einbinder) that she looks more like a '90s Jim Carrey than a sexy twenty-something 'Come on, look who you've become. You don't need some cliché makeover.' 'I meant for both of us. Do you just buy your shirts from Target, or do you also work there?' Now that Summer (Spencer Grammer) has pointed it out, we'll never look at Beth's (Sarah Chalke) red polo the same way again 'I let you live. I let you live, and you wasted it.' Abby (Kaitlyn Dever) makes some good points near the end of the finale 'This used to be an ice cream place. They had the most amazing salted caramel. It'd be cool if they reopened, wouldn't it? Blessed be the fruit.' 'Oh my f—king God.' 'That's blasphemy.' Emily (Alexis Bledel) surprises June (Elisabeth Moss) by reappearing in Boston after the fall of Gilead 'She just got out of surgery a little while ago.' 'And?' 'And when she woke up, she insisted on speaking with her least favorite son.' 'So you two had a nice talk?' 'Shut up, jackass.' Elliot (Chris Meloni) and Randall (Dean Norris) won't let their mother's health crisis get in the way of some standard brotherly ribbing 'I do wonder: What were you after in here?' 'Only what you owed us.' 'What I owe you is what my father used to call 'diddly-squat.'' 'Was that the official currency in your trailer park?' Thony (Élodie Yung) with the zinger! 'So, what is the canonization process like? Are there luncheons? Do the cardinals campaign?' 'It's the Vatican, Mother, not the Golden Globes.' 'Darling, they're both just money laundering schemes with fabulous wardrobes.' We just know Victoria (Christine Baranski) watched the heck out of Conclave last fall 'Congratulations — it's a boy!' A shellshocked Gio (Giovanni Mazza) reveals to Tracy that she's his great grandmother 'What a mess. You can just tell these eggs weren't scrambled by a woman doing a thousand-yard stare out the kitchen window.' 'Agreed. A bit low on malaise.' With Lois gone, Stewie (Seth MacFarlane) and Chris (Seth Green) are forced to cook their own breakfast, and they're not happy about it 'About 50% of the investments on Galactica are in anonymous crypto, so we all know what that means….' '[Sophie, shaking her head] Hmm?' '[Eliot, sheepishly] I don't know what that means.' 'We literally take down corporate bad guys all day and you don't know what anonymous…? OK!' Breanna (Aleyse Shannon) stumbles upon her teammates' blind spot 'Can you look into an Arizona-based paramedic with any negative history named Brad?' ''Please'….?' 'What?' ''Can I look into an Arizona-based paramedic with any negative history named Brad, please?' When you put that at the end, it's like rocket fuel to my synapses.' 'Pretty please.' 'Mm, with some flair!' Penelope (Kirsten Vangsness) teaches Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka) the magic word 'You're stuck with me, you piece of s—t.' A fierce JJ (A.J. Cook) tells Voit he does not get to die '[Chloe, handing a burner phone over to detectives] I found this in my apartment. Just, you know, get the metadata.' 'Um, this isn't the Genius Bar, ma'am.' 'Clearly.' Chloe (Jessica Biel) doesn't think the detectives working her husband's murder case possess the brilliance of an Apple Store employee 'Can I punch him?' Ruby (Millie Gibson) is more than ready for her reunion with reality-warping ex-boyfriend Conrad 'I just work in hospitality.' 'I'm in the hotel industry.' 'I'm just a hotelier, really.' Anita (Steph de Whalley) repeatedly undersells her role as the Time Hotel manager Best of TVLine Young Sheldon Easter Eggs: Every Nod to The Big Bang Theory (and Every Future Reveal) Across 7 Seasons Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More ER Turns 30: See the Original County General Crew, Then and Now
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25-05-2025
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Quotes of the Week: Handmaid's Tale, The Studio, FBI, Hacks, Sirens and More
Three-day weekend or no three-day weekend, our Quotes of the Week column will make an appearance on your screens. (The fact that it is a three-day weekend is just the cherry on top.) In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than 15 series represented, including bon mots and zingers from Criminal Minds: Evolution, Family Guy, Sirens, FBI, Nine Perfect Strangers, Law & Order: Organized Crime and more. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of no fewer than six shows, including Overcompensating, The Handmaid's Tale, Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, Survivor, The Studio and the (admittedly disappointing) series finale of FBI: International. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Claire Franken, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift) 'Grief is like a bespoke suit.' 'That's true.' 'Yeah, everybody wears it differently.' 'That's what Tyler said just now, but he was poetic.' Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka), Luke (Adam Rodriguez) and Penelope (Kirsten Vangsness) discuss JJ's loss 'I'm Great Gatsby. Have you read it? For me personally, it's gotta be, like, top book.' 'Um, yeah. It's like saying your favorite band is The Beatles.' 'They are!' Peter (Adam DiMarco) is the kind of man who could really haunt a girl's dreams 'Kids, we got a divorce before we came back together and had you two.' 'Anything else you want to discuss tonight, Kathryn?' 'Yes. You would stop getting vertigo if you hadn't spent my money on a TV that distorts every episode of Criminal Minds!' We hear you, Kathryn (Connie Britton), but in John's (Kyle MacLachlan) defense, those episodes are hard to see anyway! 'My pronouns are 'icon' and 'legend.'' Oh, how we've missed Nicole Paige Brooks 'Maybe next year we'll go to The White Lotus in Thailand.' 'Eh, I hear it's not as good.' Brian (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) has zero interest in visiting The White Lotus' southeast Asia location (shots fired!) 'Dear Lord, forgive me. And please forgive them, my precious girls. Have mercy for what they've done, for they have been prisoners of wicked, godless men!' Aunt Lydia (Ann Dowd) uses what she thinks will be her final words to condemn Gilead's commanders. Better late than never, eh? 'I heard you had quite a day.' 'Sore throat. I'll survive.' Commander Lawrence (Bradley Whitford) and June (Elisabeth Moss) engage in a little literal gallows humor 'So what you're saying is, this is organized crime, and you'd like our help on the task force.' 'I did not say any of those things.' 'We accept.' Det. Stabler (Chris Meloni) won't let what Det. Tanner (Olivia Thirlby) actually said get in the way of what he wants to make happen 'I'm Peter, by the way. Peter Sharpe.' 'Imogen O'Claire. Sounds like a made-up name, but it's not.' Imogen (Annie Murphy) is well aware of how her first and last names pair together 'You're gonna sit on your hands? We need to move on this guy. We need search warrants, we need a surveillance team—' 'Japan is an island — Google it. He's not going anywhere.' Superintendent Kubo (Shintaro Kanaoya) gives Wes (Jesse Lee Soffer) a crash lesson in geography 'What did he call me?' 'A soft-shell tortoise. It means once you latch on, you don't let go.' 'That sounds awesome.' Reiko (Yoriko Haraguchi) translates for Wes (Jesse Lee Soffer) her boss' Japanese insult 'Remember, this is a newsroom. Tea spillage is not so much a brunchtime bonding activity as much as it is a job requirement.' We could get on our high horse about journalistic integrity here, but it's easier to just admit that Leo (Greg Rikaart) is completely right 'I am the f—ked-up one. OK?' 'I think we're both kinda f—ked-up.' 'No, it's me! It really is me. I am super f—ked-up.' 'Oh, yeah? Well, quadruple your f—ked-up and then climb to the top of F—ked-Up Mountain, and that's how f—ked-up I am!' Devon (Meghann Fahy) and Simone (Milly Alcock) take sibling rivalry to new heights 'As of this taping, they still haven't renewed Doctor Odyssey for Season 2. What the f—k are you doing, ABC? It's sexy ER on a boat! It's The Pitt with sharks! It's got — and I'm not even going to try and beat their tagline on this — 'big deck energy.' How is ABC renewing shows called The Rookie and Will Trent — whose premise is apparently just, 'despite being dyslexic, he's become a Special Agent in the Georgia Bureau of Investigation' — but they haven't renewed the only show brave enough to answer the question, 'What if sick, but boat?' I shouldn't complain about the other shows. I shouldn't care that a show called and about a rookie is returning for its premise-defying eighth season, and I don't begrudge any audience members for sticking around to find out if their favorite characters will or won't Trent. All I'm saying is, ABC's The View has been on since 1997, and Doctor Hot Boat is still in limbo. You're a disgrace, ABC! Your network is a disaster!' 'Earlier this week, my parent company apparently said they cannot wait for my 'hot take' on this whole rebrand, believing that whatever I say about this change was going to be 'pretty hot,' so please look me in the eyes when I say this: F—k you! Don't tell me what to do! I'm not going to do it because you want it — unless, hold on! Maybe you thought baiting me like that would be a good way to stop me from doing it. But on the other hand, how could a company be that smart when they're the same people that came up with so many stupid f—king names?!' 'We all know the plan: Split up, force them to fight where we control the terrain.' 'Yeah, I just want to say that splitting up sounds a lot less safe than not splitting up.' Moran (Taylor Anthony Miller) gets an unexpected taste of life out in the field 'Now, listen, I've gotta hit the tables and win tons of f—king money because I can count cards and s—t from those magic movies I was in, so enjoy the f—king episode. Vegas, baby!' An inebriated Dave Franco brings this week's 'Previously on…' segment to a hilariously meta close 'You just got to go out there and read the teleprompter for, like, 20 seconds and then we're home free, OK?' 'No, we don't have to do that anymore because it doesn't matter.' 'It does very much matter!' 'No, it doesn't matter. We're skin sausages. No, it's OK, it's OK… we're skin sausages!' Zoë Kravitz is off her rocker after accidentally overdoing it on Matt's (Seth Rogen) 'old school Hollywood buffet' (aka, drugs — lots and lots of drugs) 'So yes, this is goodbye. I loved going to bed with you every night. Sorry I'm finishing too quickly! This was my dream, and I'm so happy I got it. But the dream changed… and so did I.' Deborah (Jean Smart) quits her late-night show after refusing to fire head writer Ava 'I had come into this game wanting to play a super physical game and I had these high hopes. We watched Maria, who is an old woman, almost break the female record…' 'Hey, hey, hey, hey!' Chrissy Sarnowsky defends Season 46 queen Maria Shrime Gonzalez after finalist Eva Erickson absentmindedly takes a dig at her age 'Hello beautiful, trifling-ass bitches!' Star Toomey makes everyone at Tribal Council laugh by beginning her jury question as only Star Toomey can 'If somehow, I had a second chance at that moment? I would do it all over again.' 'Because you're selfish.' 'Because I love you.' Joel (Pedro Pascal) breaks down as he finally explains to Ellie (Bella Ramsey) why he killed the Fireflies in Salt Lake City Best of TVLine Young Sheldon Easter Eggs: Every Nod to The Big Bang Theory (and Every Future Reveal) Across 7 Seasons Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More ER Turns 30: See the Original County General Crew, Then and Now
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18-05-2025
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Quotes of the Week: Doctor Odyssey, Last of Us, Criminal Minds and More
Can we interest you in another edition of Quotes of the Week? In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including The Valley, FBI, Doctor Odyssey, The Rehearsal, Criminal Minds: Evolution, Will Trent, Law & Order, Beyond the Gates and more. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: The Last of Us' Joel makes us swoon, a Grey's Anatomy relationship runs its course and The Handmaid's Tale delivers a sly message. Plus, we've got double doses of The Rookie, Overcompensating, Andor and Survivor. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz) 'Hey, kiddo.' Joel (Pedro Pascal) unexpectedly pops up (via flashback) just when we needed him most 'God, stalkers must wake up every day and thank God that a bunch of nerds invented this thing called 'social media.'' 'Yeah, it definitely makes it easier for them, right?' Riley (Reid Scott) and Shaw (Mehcad Brooks) make a really great case for all of us getting off the apps 'Plumage is some sort of social media app that has a hidden encrypted messaging feature.' 'Yep. Should have known – that app can't tell the difference between a blue warbler and a house finch.' And just like that, we and Jubal (Jeremy Sisto) learn a bit more about Moran (Taylor Anthony Miller) 'Love the new piercing.' 'Got it my last day abroad. God, it felt so good to be in a totally foreign place. You would've loved Montreal.' Mimi (Julia Shiplett) reminisces on the unfamiliar terrain of… Canada 'You don't even know these bitches and you're gonna give them a ticket over your roomie? I'm like your one real friend.' 'I have other friends… These girls, these girls are my future sisters.' 'They're your sisters? Great, how about you buy a pair of pants and send it around? You're pissing me off!' Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is collateral damage in Hailee's (Holmes) face-off with Carmen (Wally Baram) over a Charli XCX ticket 'Well, you set a goal and work toward it. Keep your eyes on the prize, ladies.' When Serena railroads her into giving an inspirational speech about forgiveness, Rita (Amanda Brugel) slyly sends the murder-plotting handmaids a timely message 'They're playing our song… You know, you're lucky. I was maybe going to sing it.' Avery (played by Broadway star Phillipa Soo) is such a tease! 'I am going to be very, very, very mad if it's another arm-based challenge… I work so hard on these. I want to use legs. Look at these things. These things are incredible! They should be in a museum. Museum-worthy. Didn't get to use them once? Come on, bro.' Shauhin apparently never skips leg day, but unfortunately, all that work hasn't been put to good use in Season 48 'This should be the fun part of Survivor. You're acting like I s—t in your pancakes.' Well, that's an image we'll never get out of our heads, Shauhin 'Look at this f—king view. It literally looks like Monet.' 'I've never been to Monet, but it is gorgeous.' Aw, Luke doesn't seem to realize that Monet is a 'who' and not a 'where' 'I'm turned on by intelligence. Like, when I was a little kid, Einstein was a guy I thought was so sexy.' One of Nathan Fielder's actors explains what she finds attractive in a man (wild white hair be damned) 'From the moment I met you, it made my world feel whole. I changed my career. I moved continents because being without you felt impossible. But sometimes what we think is impossible… it's just failure of imagination. There is no invisible force keeping us together. It was a choice — picking you every time — and I'm not sure I want to make that choice again.' 'You're giving up on us?' 'I'm choosing me.' And so it ends at last for Teddy (Kim Raver) and Owen (Kevin McKidd) 'Oh my God.' 'Well, think of it this way: At least you already know I'm good. Right?' Simone (Alexis Floyd) discovers that the new class of interns includes her one-night stand (Trevor Jackson) 'I bet every pair of glasses I own that this is not going to be a cute cat video.' Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) prepares to open The Zookeeper's encrypted file 'Good morning!' 'For you. For me, it's wine o'clock.' That first night shift did a real number on Sergeant Chen (Melissa O'Neil) 'You know, you could have just taken a photo of the tattoo.' Nolan (Nathan Fillion) is up in arms over Oscar's decision to amputate a friend 'No shade, I never pictured you as a poker-playing type.' 'Funny, I never thought you'd be the type to play a backstabbing heifer — yet here we are.' We've always liked Mona (Karan Kendrick), but after watching her read Eva (Ambyr Michelle) for filth, we're officially in love 'You're finished.' 'And you're too late. The rebellion isn't here anymore. It's flown away. It's everywhere now. There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you.' Dedra (Denise Gough) corners 'Axis' (Stellan Skarsgård) a little too late 'Even discounting the volume of revnog ingested, the chances of you making a bid of that scale are not statistically measurable.' '[Cassian to Melshi] Be careful, he's trying to droid you.' ''Droid you'?' K-2SO (voiced by Alan Tudyk) doesn't care to be profiled! 'You have a brain tumor?' 'Yeah. Tina Tumor.' 'It was either that or Justin Tumorlake.' 'I'm sorry, there is a brain tumor pun runner that I'm not a part of?' 'We have our own private jokes now.' 'Tumor Willis.' 'Too obscure.' 'Oh, OK. Well I'll think of something… tumor or later.' Franklin (Kevin Daniels) is beside himself when he learns that Ormewood (Jake McLaughlin) and Faith (Iantha Richardson) have their own inside jokes 'Kenzo is also whats considered a soshoku-kei danshi — an herbivore man. Someone who consciously disengages from sex and romantic relationships.' ''Herbivore man.' Wow, what a term. You guys really nailed it on that one.' Tyler (Jay Hayden) and the Fly Team get the 411 on their Japanese suspect 'I picked the wrong day to clear out my locker, huh?' Oakland-bound Gamble (Annie Ilonzeh) finds herself in the middle of an armed assault on HQ Best of TVLine Young Sheldon Easter Eggs: Every Nod to The Big Bang Theory (and Every Future Reveal) Across 7 Seasons Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More ER Turns 30: See the Original County General Crew, Then and Now
