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13-07-2025
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Quotes of the Week: Dexter, Love Island USA, The Buccaneers, Ballard and More
Love Island USA's Amaya Papaya may be winning over America with her words of wisdom, but she isn't the only TV character who's been delivering noteworthy lines. In our latest Quotes of the Week column below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find a dozen shows represented, including The Buccaneers, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Snake and The Chi. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: The Quiz With Balls gives Steve Martin a shoutout he'll never hear, Destination X's Jeffrey Dean Morgan sends a contestant packing with a dad joke and, of course, Amaya Papaya serves up a double dose of confessional realness. Plus, we've got quotable moments from Beyond the Gates, Ballard, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Sandman. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich and Kimberly Roots) 'I'm going to leave you with this: You, my dear, have put the 'gone' in 'gondola.'' Inspired by his Venetian surroundings, Jeffrey Dean Morgan gently kicks JaNa off his bus 'This place is a paradise.' 'It's when you know you can't go home, it starts to feel like a prison.' Ginny (Imogen Waterhouse) is second-guessing her escape to Italy 'You got shot in the foot, Grandma. I'm sorry, but it's not like you're gonna die.' As best she can, loco Luna (Lisa Yamada) expresses remorse for shooting Sheila 'Steve Martin — I'm sure you're watching The Quiz With Balls, so we apologize to you, brother.' Excuuuuse me! Jay Pharoah cannot believe a player has no idea who Steve Martin is 'And I'm trying to keep a straight face now. I'm sorry, I'm just smiling right now. But… now I'm getting all kitty and jiggly about it, which is good.' Amaya Papaya once again proves why she's the Shakespeare of our generation 'I feel free! I feel like I could fly like the pigeons back in New York City — like, but I'll be a really pretty, clean pigeon — but I feel free!' Amaya Papaya is happy as a… a sky rat? 'You going in the field today?' 'I wasn't planning to. Why?' 'Lot of hardware for a guy riding a desk. Look like you're about to go into battle.' Samira (Courtney Taylor) calls out private business owner Ted's (Michael Mosley)… overcompensation 'So, what are you and Temu Shaft over here going to do to me now?' Randy (Maurice P. Kerry) may not be a very good hitman, but he's a hilarious hostage 'Maybe that's why you ran off to someone so basic she makes vanilla seem spicy.' It's pretty audacious of Dani (Karla Mosley) to say this about a kind, lovely nurse who did absolutely nothing to her — but we're still laughing 'Surprise, motherf—ker!' 'Isn't there some rule about these things ending after the third ghost?' Dexter (Michael C. Hall) cracks a mid-dream funny after he's haunted by three faces from his past, including Sgt. Doakes (Erik King) 'Well, she shouldn't be allowed out off a leash, but I'll do what I can.' Barnabas the dog (voiced by Steve Coogan) reluctantly agrees to Destruction's request that he be Delirium's new best friend 'You look like you sell vapes.' Newcomer and 'politician' John is slow to get Jack's vote 'Marry me?' Emmett (Jacob Latimore) has one request for Kiesha upon waking up from his near-death experience 'I actually agree with the president. There should be a UFC fight at the White House, between Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Right? It'll be Golf Clubber Lang versus the Ketamine Machine.' Guest host Anthony Anderson on Trump's recent UFC proposal Best of TVLine 90+ TV Shows That Switched Networks — And How Long They Ran After They Relocated TV's 30+ Best Cliffhangers of All Time From Buffy, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Twin Peaks, Severance, Soap and More 20+ Age-Defying Parent-Child Castings From Blue Bloods, ER, Ginny & Georgia, Golden Girls, Supernatural and More
Yahoo
06-07-2025
- Entertainment
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Quotes of the Week: Destination X, Criminal Minds, Sandman and More
Fireworks may have lit up the sky this holiday weekend, but our Quotes of the Week column is always delivering dazzling dialogue. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including The Buccaneers, Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, Below Deck and Days of Our Lives. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Squid Game, and a rare triple dose (!) of Ironheart. Plus, we've got quotable moments from The Sandman, Destination X and Countdown. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift) 'No luck with the necklace, huh?' 'None. It's like trying to find a straight guy at a Kylie Minogue concert… unless he's wearing cargo shorts and is very deep in the closet.' If there's a tiny shred of hope in any situation, Leo Stark (Greg Rikaart) will find it 'I don't do haunted castles. The only ghost I believe in is the Holy Ghost. Amen.' Blessed are those among JaNa 'It's not a bad look, right?' 'It's giving store-brand Jason Statham.' Zeke's (Alden Ehrenreich) bionic upgrade comes with a free haircut! 'You're telling me this puffy-ass cloud with eyes holds apocalyptic power…? I've seen pigeons on the South Side scarier than this.' Zelma's Dormammu sketch doesn't scare Riri (Dominique Thorne) 'Great. Another magic a–hole.' With a wave of his hand, 'Dormammu' yanks Riri (Dominique Thorne) out of her suit 'The White House recently said that [Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill] will deliver a 'Blue-Collar BOOM,' all caps, which sounds like a new special at IHOP tied to the Smurfs movie that'll make you immediately s—t yourself.' 'What do you know about romance? You're a married woman.' 'Miss Merrigan, I may be a married woman, and I may be a teeny bit older than you, but I am at least a million times more experienced in love, life and not being an ungrateful, rude, spoiled baby!' '…Is this because I said I didn't like mustaches?' 'Nobody does! But you might like the man beneath one!' Conchita (Alisha Boe) may not have the temperament for matchmaking 'Your lawyers die faster than the drummers from Spinal Tap.' 'I'm not sure if it's the amnesia or you're just old, but I don't get that joke.' 1. Don't worry, Rossi (Joe Mantegna), we got the joke — good one! 2. Voit (Zach Gilford), you're not that young 'See that mirror behind me…? Behind that mirror is a little room with four people who say they haven't seen a performance that sh-tty since Jar Jar ruined Star Wars.' Meachum (Jensen Ackles) advises a POI to put a plug in the crocodile tears 'Get up. We've only killed half a person each.' Myung-gi (Yim Si-wan) teaches 'Squid Game math' to Nam-gyu 'Who knows, this might turn [Player] 222 into some kind of Marvel superhero!' 'Like Wonder Woman?' 'That's actually a DC superhero, but anyways….' For a brief instant, the VIPs appeared to be actual humans from our actual world 'St. Barts is known to be one of the most glamorous, ritzy islands in the Caribbean, which makes me think I'm probably not going to fit in that well… but, f—k it. I don't need to dress like a wanker to be a wanker.' And a wanker you are, Damo! 'Well, that's just a lot of words smooshed together.' Delirium (Esme Creed-Miles) isn't impressed by the Three Fates' ponderous (and vague) warning 'I hesitate to pull rank, but my great-grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence. What were your ancestors doing then, I wonder?' Congratulations to Mrs. Carlton (Victoria Clark) for destroying Bertha with the most 1880s-appropriate shade we've ever heard Best of TVLine 90+ TV Shows That Switched Networks — And How Long They Ran After They Relocated TV's 30+ Best Cliffhangers of All Time From Buffy, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Twin Peaks, Severance, Soap and More 20+ Age-Defying Parent-Child Castings From Blue Bloods, ER, Ginny & Georgia, Golden Girls, Supernatural and More
Yahoo
29-06-2025
- Entertainment
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Quotes of the Week: Ironheart, The Bear, Countdown, Yes, Chef! and More
Summer solstice came and went, but there's still plenty of time in the day to catch up on our latest edition of Quotes of the Week. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including The Bear, The Buccaneers, The Walking Dead: Dead City, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Yes, Chef! and Beyond the Gates. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: quotable moments from America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, The Chi, And Just Like That…,Criminal Minds: Evolution, and double doses of Destination X and Countdown. Plus, we've got a rare triple dose of Ironheart. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift) 'I think I'm in love with her. I feel like I'm in a f—king Disney Channel original movie, dawg.' 'Wow. That's great. Which one?' 'Like, Motocrossed.' 'That's beautiful.' Ted Fak (Ricky Staffieri) is clearly a connoisseur of only the finest films, as he shares with Carmy (Jeremy Allen White) 'I can set up a meet.' 'Take Meachum with you, he can be your muscle.' 'I… I just usually work solo.' 'This isn't a 'task individual.'' There is no 'I' in task force, Blythe (Eric Dane) reminds Oliveras (Jessica Camacho) 'Pig feed! Oof, can you imagine working with that smell all day?' 'I can, actually.' 'Oh, I heard it soon as it came out of my mouth.' Meachum (Jensen Ackles) stepped right in that one 'We're gonna get the kids together for a playdate and us moms are gonna talk strategy.' Bruegel (Kim Coates) finds a unique way to tell Perlie that Negan is coming by 'Are you following me, Miss Elmsworth?' 'No. I'm not ruling out following you, but on this occasion, I came to see Nan.' Lizzy (Aubri Ibrag) and Hector (Jacob Ifan) are getting a little flirtatious! 'I mean, he's hot. His strategy sucks, but he's pretty hot.' Kim sings Peter's praises… sort of 'I would not have Shayne on my trivia team and that's OK. He knows his strengths, so I don't mean that as an attack on his character… just on his intellect.' Mack takes a page out of Kim's book of insults 'He's an incel, I had to kick him off the network.' 'Why? Killing's fun, misogyny isn't?' Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka) learns that even The Man Formerly Known as Sicarius (Zach Gilford) has his limits 'You can't go in there. Hayley might be having a miscarriage.' 'This is a miscarriage of justice!' We know poor Ashley (Jen Jacob) is just doing her job, but we still have to side with Dani (Karla Mosley) — this is an exquisite response 'My goal was to recreate a very sophisticated Wakandan A.I. called Griot, but somehow I'm looking at a hologram of my dead best friend instead!' 'Hmm…. Well, that's only weird if you make it weird…?' Riri (Dominique Thorne) explains why N.A.T.A.L.I.E. (Lyric Ross) must be deleted 'Do I really look middle-aged…? 'It's the khakis.' Riri's mom was puzzled why a 'sweaty, middle-aged white man' (Alden Ehrenreich) is at their door 'Do you have this in, like, a Cocoa Sunrise?' Riri (Dominique Thorne) tries on Joe's very beige bio-mesh skin sample 'Look, sometimes you just gotta throw it on the porch and see if the cat licks it up.' Chef Lee describes his plan for taking on Indian cuisine 'Whoa! Son of a run. You need a seatbelt for this thing!' Victoria's mom tackles the New York subway system with grace 'Mamdani won decisively in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens, while Andrew Cuomo won Staten Island, the Bronx and the secret sixth borough of Groper's Island.' 'He needs to be behind bars.' 'Says who?' 'Says me.' 'Well, you ain't God.' 'Says who?' While discussing Reg, Alicia (Lynn Greenfield) and Shaad (Jason Weaver) have differing opinions about her divinity 'Have you ever tried yoga?' 'You're asking a South Asian woman if she's ever tried yoga?' 'Well, I don't like to profile.' Seema (Sarita Choudhury) lets Carrie's landscaper Adam (Logan Marshall-Green) know that she knows her way around a downward dog Best of TVLine TV's 30+ Best Cliffhangers of All Time From Buffy, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Twin Peaks, Severance, Soap and More 20+ Age-Defying Parent-Child Castings From Blue Bloods, ER, Ginny & Georgia, Golden Girls, Supernatural and More Young Sheldon Easter Eggs: Every Nod to The Big Bang Theory (and Every Future Reveal) Across 7 Seasons
Yahoo
22-06-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
Quotes of the Week: Destination X, Buccaneers, The Daily Show and More
As you seek refuge from the summer heat this Sunday, take a dip in our latest edition of Quotes of the Week. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including The Buccaneers, The Daily Show, Resident Alien and Beyond the Gates. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: quotable moments from Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Criminal Minds: Evolution, plus double doses of Destination X and America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich and Kimberly Roots) 'She's still so young, really only a child.' 'Nan is a year older than I was when your husband took me to his bed.' Nelle (Leighton Meester) isn't going easy on her estranged sister (Christina Hendricks) 'I grew up all over the world: Korea, Philippines, Turkey. You'd think I'd want to join the military and make my dad proud. Problem is, look at these nails.' Military brat JaNa knows a good manicure must be protected at all costs 'Have you guys been around Europe a lot?' 'Not at all. I've been to all seven continents, but none of Europe.' Considering this is a geography competition of sorts, Ally is doomed 'When you show footage of the world's chillest zebra, looking bored in a flying hammock, you don't call that 'being hoisted in a helicopter harness,' you call that what it is: 'Last Week Tonight bait.' And in case it wasn't clear, you got me. Because look at me right now. I'm squawking zebra news at you and Disney isn't even paying me to do it.' 'Never mentioned me? Not once?' 'No, that is not accurate. I always called you Asta's useless appendage.' D'arcy (Alice Wetterlund) is insulted that Harry (Alan Tudyk) never mentioned her to McCallister 'You are a sexier, younger Pedro Pascal.' Jon Stewart marvels at the handsomeness of the show's lighting designer, George Gountas, who won the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest in New York 'OK, why is there a neurologist here?' 'Because she's Chelsea's new girlfriend.' 'Oh. That's… that's… wonderful. I, I, I had, um… had no idea that Chelsea was… or that Madison was… seeing each other.' 'That's a lovely sentiment, sissy. Grammatically torturous but lovely.' Dani (Karla Mosley) gives Nicole (Daphnée Duplaix) credit for trying to absorb her niece's romance with her Garland Memorial colleague 'Don't take it personally, Evan. Tara has some trouble letting her guard down. Sometimes I even have to check her for weapons before we go to bed.' Rebecca (Nicole Pacent) jokes to her ex about loving a Leo 'Hi, I'm Madie. I'm 18 years old, from La Porte, Texas. This fall I will be an incoming freshman at Texas Women's University in Denton. An interesting fact about me is I've never eaten a raw vegetable before.' Interesting! 'And then can I get a Sprite?' 'Starry?' 'A Sprite.' 'Starry?' '… Starry? Oh, I thought you said, 'Sorry? Sorry?'' Abby is a rookie at training camp — and the Taco Bell drive-thru 'I'm pretty certain that, deep down, Hamish prefers men.' 'No, no. No, he doesn't. Why does everyone say that? He doesn't. We discussed it. He assures me not.' 'Of course he doesn't admit it. Bloody hell, a man could be thrown in jail for that. But I was in school with him. I've witnessed him in action.' 'You've actually seen him in bed with another boy?' 'I've been in bed with him.' Tom (Toby Regbo) has an awkward, yet necessary, conversation with his sister Nancy (Bessie Carter) about her longtime boyfriend 'Drinking gross things somehow made me miss prison.' Ex-con Bryan made quick work of a glass of curdled ricotta cheese mixed with cow heart puree 'Trump did post about Juneteenth. He wrote, 'Too many non-working holidays in America. Soon, we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year.' Says the guy who just had a birthday parade for himself. Says the guy who has been in office for 150 days and has golfed 37 times that we know of.' Best of TVLine 20+ Age-Defying Parent-Child Castings From Blue Bloods, ER, Ginny & Georgia, Golden Girls, Supernatural and More Young Sheldon Easter Eggs: Every Nod to The Big Bang Theory (and Every Future Reveal) Across 7 Seasons Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More
Yahoo
15-06-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
Quotes of the Week: Tonys, Resident Alien, Criminal Minds and More
It's grilling season, so we've cooked up another Quotes of the Week column. In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including Next Gen NYC, The Snake, and Criminal Minds: Evolution. More from TVLine Quotes of the Week: I May Destroy You, Greenleaf, Yellowstone and More Quotes of the Week: Stargirl, Blindspot, Penny Dreadful, S.H.I.E.L.D. and More Quotes of the Week: The Twilight Zone, Search Party, Yellowstone and More Also featured in this week's roundup: Jimmy Kimmel comments on Trump's recent attendance at the Kennedy Center's production of Les Misérables, Stephen Colbert marks this moment in history and Dakota Johnson admits her Madame Web shortcomings in Hot Ones. Plus, we've got doubles doses of the 78th Annual Tony Awards, Resident Alien and Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service. Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Matt Webb Mitovich, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz) 'The balcony's also the best and safest place to see Jonathan Groff sing… without getting spit on, if that's not your thing. So please welcome a man who makes everyone wet: From Just in Time, as Bobby Darrin, my friend, the incredible, Jonathan Groff.' Host Cynthia Erivo introduces a live performance in the cheekiest manner possible '… and if there are any queer people watching tonight, Happy Pride!' Best director winner Michael Arden knows his audience 'I think I deserve an Oscar for that performance…. I will push you in front of a moving truck to win $100,000.' Kethryn sheds no tears over faking tears while choosing the first elimination 'I'm sharing in the experience with you, and I'm no superhero. I feel it all the same.' 'I'm also not a superhero. Tried, failed.' Self-deprecating Dakota Johnson knows Madame Web wasn't up to snuff 'Could you help me check my body for any Grey trackers or inhibitors? This monkey body will not bend to let me see all of my nooks and crannies!' 'Keep your nooks to yourself!' A paranoid Harry (Alan Tudyk) strips down for Asta (Sara Tomko) and D'arcy (Alice Wetterlund), much to their major shock and dismay 'Don't you die on me! Not before I finish betraying you!' Harry (Tudyk) feels at least a little bit sad and guilty when Bruce (voiced by Jinkx Monsoon) meets his unfortunate end 'Let's do a guilt trip speed round, OK? Did you compromise SOAR, my gorgeous app I spent years building? Yeah. Did you plant kill kits all over the country, which forced me to go back to work at the FBI, completely trashing my self-care routine? Yeah. Did you absolutely funkify my workspace at Quantico — so hard, in fact, that I set off the fire alarm at the FBI twice trying to sage away your olfactory evils…?' 'Uh… yes, to all of that?' Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) recaps Voit's not-so-greatest hits 'Now, as we speak, Trump has sent thousands of troops into downtown L.A. to quell what historians will remember as the Battle of That Video of a Burning Waymo Car They Kept Showing on Cable News.' 'There's more filler in that crab cake than in Simon Cowell's left cheek.' Gordon Ramsay fires a shot at Fox's previous reality-TV titan 'That crab was from Vietnam! And then we jump over to China to get the lump crab meat, via Ecuador for the shrimp. It's like the United Nations of Shellfish!' Gordon Ramsay marvels at the origins of the seafood from a restaurant sitting on Chesapeake Bay 'Brooks asked, 'How do you deal with the backlash?' I literally ignore it. When I see a hate comment, I don't even read it. I just delete them. I don't block them. That's going to lower my following count.' Gia, daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice, shares her secrets to living in the reality-TV limelight 'Trump going to see Les Misérables right now is like Kanye going to Fiddler on the Roof.' Best of TVLine Young Sheldon Easter Eggs: Every Nod to The Big Bang Theory (and Every Future Reveal) Across 7 Seasons Weirdest TV Crossovers: Always Sunny Meets Abbott, Family Guy vs. Simpsons, Nine-Nine Recruits New Girl and More ER Turns 30: See the Original County General Crew, Then and Now
