Quotes of the Week: Ironheart, The Bear, Countdown, Yes, Chef! and More

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Summer solstice came and went, but there's still plenty of time in the day to catch up on our latest edition of Quotes of the Week.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including The Bear, The Buccaneers, The Walking Dead: Dead City, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Yes, Chef! and Beyond the Gates.
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Also featured in this week's roundup: quotable moments from America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, The Chi, And Just Like That…,Criminal Minds: Evolution, and double doses of Destination X and Countdown. Plus, we've got a rare triple dose of Ironheart.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
'I think I'm in love with her. I feel like I'm in a f—king Disney Channel original movie, dawg.'
'Wow. That's great. Which one?'
'Like, Motocrossed.'
'That's beautiful.'
Ted Fak (Ricky Staffieri) is clearly a connoisseur of only the finest films, as he shares with Carmy (Jeremy Allen White)
'I can set up a meet.'
'Take Meachum with you, he can be your muscle.'
'I… I just usually work solo.'
'This isn't a 'task individual.''
There is no 'I' in task force, Blythe (Eric Dane) reminds Oliveras (Jessica Camacho)
'Pig feed! Oof, can you imagine working with that smell all day?'
'I can, actually.'
'Oh, I heard it soon as it came out of my mouth.'
Meachum (Jensen Ackles) stepped right in that one
'We're gonna get the kids together for a playdate and us moms are gonna talk strategy.'
Bruegel (Kim Coates) finds a unique way to tell Perlie that Negan is coming by
'Are you following me, Miss Elmsworth?'
'No. I'm not ruling out following you, but on this occasion, I came to see Nan.'
Lizzy (Aubri Ibrag) and Hector (Jacob Ifan) are getting a little flirtatious!
'I mean, he's hot. His strategy sucks, but he's pretty hot.'
Kim sings Peter's praises… sort of
'I would not have Shayne on my trivia team and that's OK. He knows his strengths, so I don't mean that as an attack on his character… just on his intellect.'
Mack takes a page out of Kim's book of insults
'He's an incel, I had to kick him off the network.'
'Why? Killing's fun, misogyny isn't?'
Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka) learns that even The Man Formerly Known as Sicarius (Zach Gilford) has his limits
'You can't go in there. Hayley might be having a miscarriage.'
'This is a miscarriage of justice!'
We know poor Ashley (Jen Jacob) is just doing her job, but we still have to side with Dani (Karla Mosley) — this is an exquisite response
'My goal was to recreate a very sophisticated Wakandan A.I. called Griot, but somehow I'm looking at a hologram of my dead best friend instead!'
'Hmm…. Well, that's only weird if you make it weird…?'
Riri (Dominique Thorne) explains why N.A.T.A.L.I.E. (Lyric Ross) must be deleted
'Do I really look middle-aged…?
'It's the khakis.'
Riri's mom was puzzled why a 'sweaty, middle-aged white man' (Alden Ehrenreich) is at their door
'Do you have this in, like, a Cocoa Sunrise?'
Riri (Dominique Thorne) tries on Joe's very beige bio-mesh skin sample
'Look, sometimes you just gotta throw it on the porch and see if the cat licks it up.'
Chef Lee describes his plan for taking on Indian cuisine
'Whoa! Son of a run. You need a seatbelt for this thing!'
Victoria's mom tackles the New York subway system with grace
'Mamdani won decisively in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens, while Andrew Cuomo won Staten Island, the Bronx and the secret sixth borough of Groper's Island.'
'He needs to be behind bars.'
'Says who?'
'Says me.'
'Well, you ain't God.'
'Says who?'
While discussing Reg, Alicia (Lynn Greenfield) and Shaad (Jason Weaver) have differing opinions about her divinity
'Have you ever tried yoga?'
'You're asking a South Asian woman if she's ever tried yoga?'
'Well, I don't like to profile.'
Seema (Sarita Choudhury) lets Carrie's landscaper Adam (Logan Marshall-Green) know that she knows her way around a downward dog
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