20 Hilarious Gift Ideas That Make the Best Funny Office Gifts
Why Go for Funny Office Gifts?
Humor is one of the best ways to break the ice, bond with coworkers, and make your workplace a bit more enjoyable. A well-timed joke gift can lighten the mood, improve team morale, and even become the highlight of the office party. With that in mind, let's dive into some hilarious ideas your coworkers will love.
1. Desktop Punching Bag
Perfect for those stressful workdays. Just stick it on a desk and let the rage out — quietly and professionally, of course.
2. 'Meeting That Could Have Been an Email' Mug
Because we've all sat through one. This mug is passive-aggressive humor at its finest.
3. Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Straight out of a car dealership ad, but in miniature. It dances, it waves, and it cracks everyone up.
4. Toilet Golf Set
Why not multitask during bathroom breaks? A weirdly popular gift and a true conversation starter.
5. Fake Mold Sandwich Bags
Great for protecting your lunch — nobody's stealing that old-looking sandwich.
Funny Coworker Gifts That Will Win You 'Most Fun Colleague' Award
If you're shopping specifically for a teammate or buddy at work, these funny coworker gifts are ideal for birthdays, farewells, or just-because moments.
6. Decision-Making Dice
Let your coworker roll their fate—options include 'Ask Again,' 'Take a Break,' or 'Panic.'
7. Memo Pads with Sarcastic Phrases
Because 'ASAP' and 'I need this yesterday' don't always cut it.
8. Tiny Hands Set
Hand over reports with these and see how long it takes for HR to notice.
9. 'I Survived Another Meeting' Award Ribbon
Perfect for your overachieving office buddy who bravely attends all those endless Zoom calls.
10. Custom Bobblehead
Send in a picture and get your coworker immortalized — with an oversized wobbling head.
Best Funny White Elephant Gifts to Steal the Show
For chaotic and fun gift swaps, nothing beats a good funny white elephant gift. These are supposed to be weird, unexpected, and hilarious.
11. Taco Cat Jigsaw Puzzle
It's random, it's colorful, and it's confusing — everything a white elephant gift should be.
12. Bathroom Guest Book
Let your guests (or coworkers) reflect deeply during their bathroom breaks.
13. Emergency Underpants Tin
Yes, it's real. Yes, someone will definitely steal this gift during the swap.
14. Fart Machine
A classic gag. Hide it under a desk or chair and let the laughter begin.
15. Miniature Desktop Dumpster Fire
The most relatable 2020+ themed gift ever created. Ideal for anyone who says, 'It's fine, I'm fine.'
Bonus: 5 More Funny Office Gifts That Everyone Secretly Wants
16. USB-Powered Coffee Warmer (because lukewarm coffee = sad worker)
17. Sarcastic Ball (like a Magic 8-Ball with attitude)
18. Canned Air from Another City (like NYC air, now in a can!)
19. Cubicle Guestbook (for all your 'visitors')
20. 'Out of Office' Desk Bell (ring it and walk away dramatically)
Final Thoughts
Whether you're shopping for a hilarious Secret Santa exchange, a coworker's birthday, or just to spice up the office vibe, these funny office gifts, funny coworker gifts, and funny white elephant gifts will make sure you're remembered for all the right (and ridiculous) reasons.
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If you're on the hunt for the funniest office gifts that will have your coworkers talking long after the party ends, you're in the right place. Whether you need a last-minute item for a workplace celebration, a holiday exchange, or a Secret Santa surprise, this list of funny office gifts, funny coworker gifts, and funny white elephant gifts has you covered. Why Go for Funny Office Gifts? Humor is one of the best ways to break the ice, bond with coworkers, and make your workplace a bit more enjoyable. A well-timed joke gift can lighten the mood, improve team morale, and even become the highlight of the office party. With that in mind, let's dive into some hilarious ideas your coworkers will love. 1. Desktop Punching Bag Perfect for those stressful workdays. Just stick it on a desk and let the rage out — quietly and professionally, of course. 2. 'Meeting That Could Have Been an Email' Mug Because we've all sat through one. This mug is passive-aggressive humor at its finest. 3. Mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Straight out of a car dealership ad, but in miniature. It dances, it waves, and it cracks everyone up. 4. Toilet Golf Set Why not multitask during bathroom breaks? A weirdly popular gift and a true conversation starter. 5. Fake Mold Sandwich Bags Great for protecting your lunch — nobody's stealing that old-looking sandwich. Funny Coworker Gifts That Will Win You 'Most Fun Colleague' Award If you're shopping specifically for a teammate or buddy at work, these funny coworker gifts are ideal for birthdays, farewells, or just-because moments. 6. Decision-Making Dice Let your coworker roll their fate—options include 'Ask Again,' 'Take a Break,' or 'Panic.' 7. Memo Pads with Sarcastic Phrases Because 'ASAP' and 'I need this yesterday' don't always cut it. 8. Tiny Hands Set Hand over reports with these and see how long it takes for HR to notice. 9. 'I Survived Another Meeting' Award Ribbon Perfect for your overachieving office buddy who bravely attends all those endless Zoom calls. 10. Custom Bobblehead Send in a picture and get your coworker immortalized — with an oversized wobbling head. Best Funny White Elephant Gifts to Steal the Show For chaotic and fun gift swaps, nothing beats a good funny white elephant gift. These are supposed to be weird, unexpected, and hilarious. 11. Taco Cat Jigsaw Puzzle It's random, it's colorful, and it's confusing — everything a white elephant gift should be. 12. Bathroom Guest Book Let your guests (or coworkers) reflect deeply during their bathroom breaks. 13. Emergency Underpants Tin Yes, it's real. Yes, someone will definitely steal this gift during the swap. 14. Fart Machine A classic gag. Hide it under a desk or chair and let the laughter begin. 15. Miniature Desktop Dumpster Fire The most relatable 2020+ themed gift ever created. Ideal for anyone who says, 'It's fine, I'm fine.' Bonus: 5 More Funny Office Gifts That Everyone Secretly Wants 16. USB-Powered Coffee Warmer (because lukewarm coffee = sad worker) 17. Sarcastic Ball (like a Magic 8-Ball with attitude) 18. Canned Air from Another City (like NYC air, now in a can!) 19. Cubicle Guestbook (for all your 'visitors') 20. 'Out of Office' Desk Bell (ring it and walk away dramatically) Final Thoughts Whether you're shopping for a hilarious Secret Santa exchange, a coworker's birthday, or just to spice up the office vibe, these funny office gifts, funny coworker gifts, and funny white elephant gifts will make sure you're remembered for all the right (and ridiculous) reasons. TIME BUSINESS NEWS
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