
Gallery wars! Are you a selfie fan or a silent snob?
You might have imagined that the biggest security threat to the world's great artworks these days came from environmental activists intent on chucking soup, paint or powder at priceless treasures. Last week a Picasso in Montreal's Museum of Fine Arts became the latest target, splashed with pink paint.
But two recent incidents in Italy suggest that the stupidity of ordinary visitors can be just as destructive as the wilful vandalism of protesters. At the renowned Uffizi Gallery in Florence an early 18th-century painting of Ferdinando de' Medici by Anton Gabbiani had to be removed for repairs, and an entire exhibition temporarily closed, after a visitor apparently fell backwards into it, tearing the canvas while trying to create a meme with a phone.
The Uffizi's director, Simone Verde, says that the museum will now 'set very precise limits' on visitors intent on taking selfies that are 'not compatible with respect for cultural heritage'. I'm not sure what the Italian is for 'shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted', but you have to wonder why such an esteemed institution didn't have 'precise limits' in place already.
Especially as, earlier this summer, two tourists at another Italian gallery — Verona's Palazzo Maffei — managed to shatter a crystal-covered chair by the artist Nicola Bolla by pretending to sit on it (then, inevitably, falling on it) while taking selfies of each other.
But such crass behaviour is not confined to Italy. Whether it's the British Museum, the Louvre, the Prado or the Metropolitan Museum in New York, the world's great art repositories are packed with visitors who seem far more intent on taking selfies — with a glimpse of the Mona Lisa, an Egyptian mummy or a Van Gogh sunflower in the background — than on looking at the masterpiece itself.
And the selfie mania is just one example of a whole range of behaviours that exasperate those who still cling to the belief that the most important thing in an art gallery is the art — which should be studied in as near to a reverential silence as is possible in these crowded public spaces.
The trouble is that the people who cling to this old-fashioned belief don't seem to include many of those who run the UK's main galleries. In The Times last weekend Maria Balshaw, the director of the Tate museums, welcomed an influx of under-35 visitors 'who didn't used to come to museums' and who now apparently come because 'they like the artist-led experience but they also want nice wine, and they want to be seen in a crowd with other people'.
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In other words, they are there precisely because they are being offered a socially pleasurable experience, with some interesting stuff on the walls that they may or may not glance at in passing.
In the 1980s the Victoria and Albert Museum was ridiculed for marketing itself with the infamous slogan 'an ace caff with quite a nice museum attached'. We can see now that it was simply ahead of the curve.
Today it's not just the Tate trying to woo young punters by promoting itself as a place where you can have a nice chat with your mates and take a few pics for your social media account in congenial surroundings. It's nearly every museum and gallery in Britain.
Cases in point? This week we learn who has won the Art Fund's Museum of the Year award. When I talked a few weeks ago to the directors of the five contenders I was struck by how much each of them emphasised one aim above all others: to widen their museum's appeal by making their institutions as welcoming to newcomers as possible.
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Laudable, you may say. But should that strategy include permitting, or even encouraging, new visitors — unaware of any museum etiquette — to behave as they would in a theme park? Or to feel that they haven't properly validated their experience of a great artwork unless they spend their whole time in its company setting up the perfect meme to amuse their followers on Insta?
There are wider currents at work here, of course. We live in a mad age where we happily devalue every significant moment in life — from birth to marriage to your kid's first bike ride — by turning it into an amateur photoshoot. We also live at a time when, culturally, every experience must be reduced to its lowest common denominator lest it be labelled with the dread word 'elitist'. Which seems to mean tolerating behaviour that, even 20 years ago, would have been regarded as unacceptably antisocial.
That's why, at certain West End shows on Friday and Saturday nights, drunken theatregoers now regularly heckle the performers — imagining that they have a licence to behave boorishly because they have paid for a ticket. Or why distinguished symphony orchestras have got into trouble with their longstanding supporters and indeed their musicians by tolerating audience members who film concerts illicitly on their phones.
At a time when every arts institution is still trying to get its ticket sales back to pre-Covid levels, you can understand why arts leaders are reluctant to set rules that might deter new punters. But would a little etiquette really put them off?
When people step inside the National Gallery they surely don't want to experience the same hubbub as outside in Trafalgar Square. They want to escape from that. Learning to look at art — really look at it, not just glance in passing — is a skill best nurtured in an atmosphere of tranquillity. There's also the matter of behaving in a way that shows respect — respect both for other visitors and for the magnitude of the artistic genius arrayed all around you.
'Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life,' Picasso said. Well, it can do if we give it the time and concentration to work its magic on us. But for that to happen you have to accept that, when you step into a room with great art in it, the most important thing in that room isn't you. Sounds obvious, until you watch someone fall onto a 300-year-old painting while trying to take a selfie.
by Blanca SchofieldSchoolboys damage the Elgin Marbles, British Museum, London, 1961The British government's case in the back and forth with the Greeks about the future of the 2,500-year-old sculptures can't have been helped by the two rowdy students who had a fight and fell into the artwork, knocking off part of a centaur's hind leg. Worse, the damage was irrevocable as archivists couldn't replace the missing chips. Always keep an eye on the kids: this year a child made headlines by scratching a £42 million Rothko in Rotterdam.
A man falls into three Qing dynasty vases, Fitzwilliam Museum, Cambridge, 2006Always double-knot your shoes. Nick Flynn, 42, tripped over his untied laces when walking down a staircase and ended up falling into three 400-year-old Chinese vases, worth £100,000. He blamed the absence of a handrail but even so, he was banned from the museum. The Metropolitan Museum of Art was kinder to the woman who lost her balance at an art class in 2010 and ripped the £80 million Picasso work The Actor — refusing to give her name to the press and reassuring her it would be fixed in a couple of months.
Pauline Bonaparte loses her toes, Antonio Canova Museum, Possagno, 2020Antique chairs in museums often bear a sign saying 'please do not sit here', but you'd think that might go without saying for sculptures. Not so for one Austrian tourist who decided to lie on Antonio Canova's sculpture of Napoleon's sister, looking to replicate her pose for a photo. He broke off her toes in the process, but promised to pay for damages. He wasn't the only one to damage a digit: in 2013 an American tourist held the hand of a 14th-century statue in Florence and broke off its little finger.
The display banana is eaten … twice, Leeum Museum of Art, Seoul, 2023Maurizio Cattelan is the artist behind the golden toilet that was sensationally stolen from Blenheim Palace in 2019. In the same year he taped a banana to a wall and gave it the title Comedian. It was also stolen — or, rather, eaten. The first time the perpetrator was a fellow artist, David Datuna, at Art Basel, Miami, and Cattelan may have been in on the joke. In 2023, however, the incident occurred in South Korea at the hands of an art student. His excuse? He was hungry.
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Daily Mail
42 minutes ago
- Daily Mail
'Newly single' Orlando Bloom kisses Kim Kardashian in first outing since Katy Perry split - as they mingle in Venice ahead of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's $20 million wedding
Orlando Bloom enjoyed a friendly reunion with Kim Kardashian as they mingled in Venice ahead of of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez 's $20 million wedding. The actor is said to have split from fiancée Katy Perry and is preparing to make his debut as a single man at the star-studded ceremony on Friday. Orlando, 48, wasted no time reaching in for several air kisses with Kim, 44, as the pair joined Khloe Kardashian and friends for a catch up before the ceremony. The Lord Of The Rings star kept things casual in a black vest that displayed his muscular arms and shorts. Kim - who recently spent time in Paris with Lauren on her hen do - looked incredible in a tiny Balenciaga bandeau top, which also featured a ribbed maxi skirt. She teamed the garment with snakeskin boots and oversized shades while she shrugged a black hoodie off her shoulders. The Lord Of The Rings star kept things casual in a black vest that displayed his muscular arms and Nike shorts By her side was Khloe, who exuded glamour in a skintight leopard print catsuit that showcased her famous curves. The siblings were joined by mother Kris Jenner on the outing, who was also dressed in black, showcasing her figure in a low-cut dress. While across town, bride-to-be Lauren and fiancé Jeff looked in good spirits as they left their hotel the day before their extravagant wedding - no doubt keen to greet the new arrivals. Following on from the Kardashians, Oprah Winfrey was seen making more of a low-key arrival as she stepped out in a white ribbed jumper and trousers. The couple began their wedding celebrations with a drinks reception with a playlist of romantic music, blasting More Than A Woman by the Bee Gees. They then continued to play tunes like Nina Simone's I'm Feeling Good, Lovely Day by Bill Withers and Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. Jeff and Lauren mixed the hits with a selection of traditional Italian music as they prepared for their big day. Earlier in the day, in the private garden of the hotel, which is surrounded by a 10ft brick wall, staff could be heard working to erect marquees, ready for a weekend of celebrations. They also put a VIP jetty up outside the venue for guests to use when they arrived. Huge security staff also surrounded the property, around five or six men at each entrance. The tech magnate and journalist have reportedly invited about 200 guests to their multi-million dollar nuptials in the Italian city. Around 90 private jets are set to land in local airports this week, bringing A-listers from show business, politics and finance to the widely-dubbed 'wedding of the century'. The celebrations are expected to kick off on Thursday and end on Saturday. But the historic venue that Bezos and Sanchez chose for part of their $20 million bash is covered in scaffolding, MailOnline can reveal. Kim ensured she would turn heads as she arrived at her Venice hotel in a tiny ab-flashing bandeau top on Thursday By her side was Khloe Kardashian, who exuded glamour in a skintight leopard print catsuit that showcased her famous curves Kim, was joined by her mother Kris Jenner on the outing, who was also dressed in black, showcasing her figure in a low-cut dress While across town, bride-to-be Lauren and fiancé Jeff looked in good spirits as they left their hotel the day before their extravagant wedding The mother-of-four was dressed to impress as she sashayed along the dock and jumped into a river taxi as she made her way to check into her hotel Kim was flanked by security as she left the airport and headed to greet the wedding couple The lavish three-day event will feature a party held within the fabulous 15th-century Madonna dell'Orto church in Venice's quaint Cannareggio district tomorrow night. Venice City Hall issued a directive on Wednesday cordoning off the area, isolating guests from activists who have been protesting for weeks that the celebrations will turn the city of gondolas and palazzi into a private amusement park for the rich. Bezos, who remains the executive chair of e-commerce giant Amazon and sits at number 4 on Forbes' billionaires list, got engaged to Sanchez in 2023, four years after the collapse of his 25-year marriage to Mackenzie Scott. In preparation, security guards have now blocked off entrances to the closure where the party will be held, but what guests will first see when they arrive is the iconic bell tower covered in scaffolding. This has left locals speculating that Bezos may have booked the venue based on seeing pictures on Google without realising it is being repaired. The revelation comes just a day after MailOnline revealed how a careless wedding organiser had unwittingly leaked sensitive details of the VIP event to the media by being photographed carrying a printed guest list. Meanwhile, the fact that the huge wedding is taking place in one of the world's most vulnerable heritage sites has become so controversial that it is being angrily discussed in Italian parliament. This controversy intensified overnight as council chiefs ordered the blocking off of the canal running in front of the church for around 200 metres, with a landing point for boats closed off with red and white tape. Khloe looked incredible in her figure-hugging one piece as she jumped into a river taxi Khloe's assistants dealt with her luggage as she got herself settled on the boat Access from the Brazzo and Dei Muti canals blocked as well from 6pm tonight - when the wedding festivities kick off with a pyjama party at a secret location - until midnight tomorrow. Dozens of electrical cables, threading along the ground like spaghetti, are being run from a noisy generator boat moored in the Madonna dell 'Orto canal, which is creating a noisy din. The venue for the party is the cloister next door to the church, which is where the famous Renaissance artist Tintoretto is buried. The website for the cloister describes the venue, which is used for the famous Biennale art exhibition in Venice, as 'simple, yet elegant'. Pictures from previous events show tables beneath the vaulted ceilings, atmospherically lit by candlelight – but this week the scaffolding on the church tower will be clearly visible. The cloister extends to three sides and is supported by ornate columns with a beautiful herringbone floor. When MailOnline approached a guard and asked if the cloister was open, we were told: 'No, it's closed, there is a private function.' The Aman hotel has built a private jetty for the lucky 48 guests who will be staying there for the Bezos wedding. Sat on the Grand Canal, the hotel has constructed a small pier covered in a blue tent for those who will be arriving by boat and require privacy. The couple have booked out all 24 grand rooms at the hotel from Wednesday. Kris looked incredible in her floor length gown that was adorned with ruffle detailing Extra police and added safety measures have been brought in for the wedding, and local authorities have been holding a series of daily meetings to discuss how to protect the expected 200 VIPs. According to local media reports, the city will pay overtime to an unspecified number of police officers involved in security for the wedding organisers. Among the assorted billionaires and millionaires on the guest list, there is also Ivanka Trump, who as the US president's daughter has an extra added level of security. All of this has prompted questions in parliament from furious MPs - mostly from opposition centre left and environmental parties - wanting to know just how much Italian taxpayers' money was being spent. Angelo Bonelli, an MP with the Italian Green and Left Alliance, angrily demanded that Interior Minister Matteo Piantedosi from the ruling Brothers of Italy right-wing party provide cost details. Mr Bonelli said: 'We need information because from Wednesday until Saturday night the city of Venice will be in a virtual lockdown to allow the Amazon magnate's wedding to go ahead. 'It will be locked down, but it will also be a city bought for three days in a sort of unbridled celebration of luxury that will limit the movement of citizens. 'I am here to ask the Ministry of the Interior to guarantee the freedom to express dissent. How is it possible to buy a city for three days creating a series of inconveniences?' He added: 'I remember that Amazon is under investigation for the exploitation of workers, Bezos' wealth comes from this. If they can buy Venice for three days, these super rich can pay taxes.' Oprah kept things casual in a ribbed white jumper as she made her way to her hotel Bonelli's request was echoed by opposition M5S deputy Antonio Iaria, who said: 'We too, as the Five Star Movement, ask Piantedosi for information. 'In the Senate as M5S we also proposed an increase in the web tax not to go against a sector but to address a problem of the future. 'This government immediately bows to billionaires, it does not ask itself if in a historical moment like this a public order problem is not created. 'The government shows that Venice must not be a playground for billionaires, tourism is welcome but not to those who rent a city to the detriment of the citizens themselves.' He added: 'Bezos is getting married. Venice is blocked. And how much does it cost the Italian State? 'We asked Interior Minister Piantedosi. We pay, certainly, for security, for public order, to lock down an entire city and protect a cover wedding. 'But how much does all this cost Italy? Who guarantees security? Who coordinates traffic? 'Who manages the inconveniences for citizens and workers? The answer is always the same: the public machine, with public money. 'And in exchange? Selfies and luxury, while those struggling to pay the rent watch from afar.' Campaign group No Space For Bezos have already said they plan to disrupt the wedding by blocking canals and have asked activists to 'turn up with snorkels and masks', They have also been encouraged to bring inflatable crocodiles or other toys to scatter along the canals to impede the dozens of water taxis hired to ferry guests between venues. Ruling Brothers of Italy MP Salvatore Caiata hit back and said:'We do not agree that Piantedosi should report to the Chamber on this topic also because the Minister of the Interior is not a wedding planner, we cannot ask that the government come to report to the Chamber on every topic, it is paradoxical that every situation is used to exploit.' No-one from the organisers or Venice town hall who cover the local police budget was immediately available for comment.


Telegraph
an hour ago
- Telegraph
How Italian men look effortlessly smart – even in sweltering heat
It's a scene so arrestingly beautiful that Michelangelo himself could have painted it (or the 21st-century equivalent – turned it into a cracking Instagram shot): a candlelight palazzo in the hills above Firenze, the city putting on a show in all her terracotta-roofed majesty below as the sky streaks lilac and coral and the well-heeled nobility pick their way through a jasmine-scented giardino to put on il ritz. Welcome to Pitti Uomo, the Florentine men's fashion fair that occurs twice a year in the spellbinding city, where its frescoed backdrops are matched only by the exceptional clothes on display at various showcases. What's also interesting to note – as yours truly arrived at said soiree puce-faced with a grimy, delightful film of sweat in the 36-degree heat – is just how immaculate the Italian man looks even in the searing temperatures. Take that sumptuous dinner, for instance; thrown by Italian luxury titan Brunello Cucinelli, it demonstrated oh-so-deftly that even on a balmy June evening, formality was the order of the day, yet doing so without looking painfully hot and bothered. It's a particularly timely conundrum as we weigh up summer weddings, particularly those in continental locations. Of course, we also have the Italian wedding to end them all (perhaps literally, if WW3 erupts as the corks pop) – the Bezos/Sanchez spectacle taking over Venice imminently. How do Italian men do it so elegantly as the mercury rises? Mr Cucinelli, the maestro who coordinates much of Pitti Uomo's more rarefied events, and who unveiled his new men's collection in the city, has some insight. 'There's a real comeback, particularly amongst young men, towards a youthful sense of refinement. It's traditional, but done in a very modern, relevant way for today.' What does that translate to in real terms? 'Men want to be elegant again. For our collection, that means that everything is softer, wider, easier, blazers are longer and elongated. There must be ease to how men dress.' He also points out that, when it comes to dressing for formal occasions, it's a matter of respect and national pride in Italy. 'If you attend my funeral and are not well dressed, you will be turned away,' he says (jokingly, although a state occasion it will no doubt be). Cucinelli also points to the double-pleated trousers which allow for a more airy stance, and the fact that the cut allows movement. It's something us Brits could take to heart; the culture of painfully tight suiting, some of it suspiciously shiny and squeezed over hefty thighs and gym-bro biceps, looks about as comfortable as a skin condition. There are other lessons to take away from our Italian fratelli; one thing for which Pitti Uomo is excellent is people watching, allowing one to sip a potent espresso and watch the parade of peacocks shake their tail feathers in passing. Little details make all the difference in terms of tailoring: a roped shoulder is softer and lighter than one that's stiffly peaked, and a jacket created in a 'half canvas' style means the body of the back is essentially removed to create a sense of lightness. Likewise a double vent. The old guard of Jermyn Street have a great deal to say on correct vents, but the fact remains that two vents in the jacket will feel looser. That longer seat trick at Cucinelli is a smart move that recalls the Neapolitan tailoring of the 1950s, designed to sit loosely in those sweltering southern climes. See also the movement towards overshirts in place of jackets, a trend across the Florentine cobbles and also at Italian brands such as Caruso and Nappa Dora, proposing heavyweight shirts or even safari shirt styles over a proper blazer. If you've got the Italianate brio, pair with a lighter shirt underneath and perhaps a little neck scarf for extra 'Pitti points'. There's also the question of what to wear under your tailoring. In the intensity of Italian heat, a tie feels out of the question, even amongst those who remain steadfast in their classicism. There's a particularly continental affectation for wearing a foulard with undone collar in its place, which is less restrictive but still looks as if you've made an effort. There's a more daring interpretation from the men that sip negronis at the city's bustling Gilli Bar: going shirtless. I know, something for the oiks, and it's certainly a flex that comes with caveats; it only works on the lithe of frame and in relatively good shape, and it's only a viable option with a silk scarf underneath, so that just a triangular slither of chest is revealed rather than some brutish posturing. The other sartorial flourish that Italians get so right in warmer weather is how to finesse accessories. Shoes, for instance, are always light and less painfully heavy than the traditional British Oxfords. Brunello Cucinelli proposes sleek white trainers with pinstriped suits, and elsewhere there's a focus on driving shoes that allow for better breathability. Wear with invisible socks – traditionalists might recoil at the idea of bare ankles, but I'd wager they haven't climbed up cobbled Florentine streets in heady 30-degree heat. For the braver still, espadrilles can look on point with a suit, particularly if they're in a buttery taupe suede or leather. There's also an emphasis on hats in how Italians dress to keep cool; adding a hat might seem entirely counterintuitive, and it's by no means for every occasion, but a light straw panama can provide shade without feeling too claggy and unpleasant. Will Bezos and his ilk follow suit – quite literally – for his operatically-scaled Italian nuptials? Whatever the approach, it's unlikely he'll hit the high notes of Florence's leading men.


The Sun
an hour ago
- The Sun
Kardashians lead world's A-listers flocking to Venice for Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez's ultra-lux wedding of the century
THE Kardashians are leading the world's A-listers flocking to Venice for Jeff Bezos and his bride Lauren Sanchez's ultra-rich wedding of the century. Private jets have been landing in Italy as some of the globe's most famous faces fill grand hotels on the city built on water - ready for the celebrations. 15 15 15 15 Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe and their momager Kris have already been seen boarding taxi boats to reach the city ahead of the anticipated wedding. Kim is a good pal to bride Lauren, 55, and attended her mega hen do weekend in Paris alongside pop sensation Katy Perry in May - costing roughly £500,000. Other extremely high-profile guests including Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka are to be pouring into the city of love for the occassion. Oprah Winfrey has already been seen departing from Marco Polo Airport, with other famous faces believed to be checking into one of Venice's most luxurious hotels include Bill Gates, Eva Longoria and Leonardo DiCaprio. At least 95 private planes have requested permission to land at Venice's Marco Polo airport, local media reports. Tonight roughly 200 of the world's wealthiest and most famous faces will gather at the 15th-century Madonna dell'Orto church in Venice for the wedding's first day. They will then head to the Venetian island of San Giovanni Evangelista for a sumptuous banquet. And that is just a slice of what is to come. The five-star Aman Venice, where Jeff and Lauren will be staying and where suites cost as much as £10,000 a night, has been fully booked out for the occasion, as have several other high-end hotels. And they are not the only businesses profiting from the Bezos bonanza, with around 80 per cent of provisions for the wedding apparently being sourced locally. Today may be the official start to proceedings, but celebrations have already been taking place 160 miles away, on board Jeff's £370million superyacht Koru, which is anchored off the Croatian island of Cres. $500m superyacht, $32k-night-hotels & a $2m ring… inside the Bezos wedding of the century in world's most beautiful city The yacht was supposed to be a focal point for the three-day event in Venice, but thanks to heightened security measures, it is staying put in Croatia. According to insiders, there had to be last-minute changes to some wedding plans following the US bombing raid on Iran and the threat of the war in the Middle East escalating. Bezos, 61, who is worth £165billion, and his billionaire friends are potential American targets, making his over-exposed yacht too much of a risk. The ceremony tomorrow promises to be a spectacular and sumptuous affair fit for the third richest man in the world. Earlier this week, construction workers were seen building a white cover above the breathtaking amphitheatre at San Giorgio Maggiore, guaranteeing privacy from drones. Once Mr and Mrs Bezos have made things official there, the party will dine out in style, with the requisite fireworks launched to seal the deal. Closing the epic three-day event will be a grand ball on Saturday at the Arsenale, the city's ancient shipyard. The original plan was to end up at the city's majestic Scuola Grande della Misericordia building in the centre, but the site has been deemed 'logistically unfeasible' given the need for high security. 15 15 15 15 The Arsenale will see a performance by opera singer Matteo Bocelli, son of Andrea Bocelli. As for the dress, it is widely believed that previously married mum-of-three Lauren will plump for Dolce & Gabbana for the ceremony itself. She is close friends with the sartorial duo, who even featured her son Nikko, 24, in a fashion show last year. She and Jeff were then spotted visiting their iconic store in Milan during March for an apparent dress fitting. Nevertheless, multiple events call for multiple outfits and, according to insiders, designers Versace and Oscar de la Renta are also on the docket. The latter was responsible for Lauren's line of Blue Origin spacesuits that she and her all-female space-mates wore for their 11-minute rocket trip in May. Lauren had intended that adventure to empower women by gathering a gaggle of girls, including singer Katy Perry and TV anchor Gayle King, and launching into space on a flight funded by Jeff's space exploration firm. But the journey was slammed for being just a self-congratulatory vanity project, not least because Katy Perry took the chance to announce her latest tour's setlist while in zero gravity. Needless to say, Lauren will this time be keen to strike that fine balance between ex- travagant and modest, proving that despite their love for rockets and superyachts, she and Jeff do have their feet firmly planted on the ground. Still, the couple have survived rockier terrain. After all, news of their relationship came out in 2019 while they were both still married to other people. Indeed, it was Lauren's then husband, Hollywood agent Patrick Whitesell, who introduced the pair. Both Jeff and Lauren say their respective marriages had secretly ended before they got together. 15 15 15 15 They both then divorced their spouses, with Jeff's ex-wife MacKenzie Scott — with whom he has four children — walking away with Amazon stock worth £36billion, making her one of the richest women in the world. Since getting together with Lauren — and proposing to her with a 30-carat ring worth a reported £3.6million in 2023 — Jeff has transformed from a so-called nerd to a buffed-up tech guy. He now seems happier hobnobbing with celebrities than he is chairing board meetings. Lauren, for her part, has always lived a starry existence. Her mega hen do weekend in Paris in May, which cost around £500,000 and gathered besties including Kim K and Eva Longoria, was a lesson in camera-ready luxury. So, despite nerves surrounding security and an emphasis on discretion, it is only a matter of time before we see a gym-buffed Jeff and his designer-clad missus smiling broadly in their bridal best — either in the pages of Vanity Fair or Vogue. In the meantime, it is safe to say that over the next few days they will be putting the more in amore. 15 15 15