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Champagne, carpaccio and some football: my day in Fulham's posh stand

Champagne, carpaccio and some football: my day in Fulham's posh stand

Times12-05-2025
I sit down, holding a glass of Veuve Clicquot. The Thames shimmers below. A smiling waiter appears with a tray of plump scallops. They are warm and unctuous, so I have several. If I wanted, I could have had 30, but there is delicate sea bream on the next tray. Then I wolf down a plate of rare roast beef, only to realise it was venison. Silly me. The only beef is carpaccio.
And so it continues until my belly hurts so that walking the 20ft to my seat to watch Fulham take on Everton on Saturday feels a blessed relief. You cannot take your champagne with you to watch the football, thank goodness, or I might have toppled down the tiers of the new
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