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'We can't allow President Trump to alienate our dead voters like this,' Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi said. READ MORE
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At publishing time, an impartial coalition of Middle Eastern countries that are Islamic dictatorships presented a solution to solve tensions in the region by wiping Israel off the map. READ MORE
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Once the deal was struck between the two Presidents, Putin reportedly ordered the Russian military to begin the process of clearing celebrities out of Hollywood to make California more inhabitable. READ MORE
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