Best fantasy football team names 2025: 13 funniest (that we can print)
That's right, it's fantasy football prep season. And as usual, you're already hard at work on the research for your upcoming draft and season. You've got fantasy questions every team needs to answer. You've got to pick out that perfect punishment for last place.
The only thing missing? You need the perfect team name as the season approaches and you need help.
And that's where we come in for our annual roundup that we've been doing since 2016. This is the TENTH annual team name list! Here's last year's list of awesome names, in case you want to double up on research.
The concept, as always, is simple: We find a bunch of winning, witty names from around the internet, with links that credit the sites and tweets that display them. We know you read the headline, but in case you need a reminder: These are the team names we can actually print!
Here they are, in no particular order:
Achane in the Membrane
For the Cypress Hill fans out there.
Love Thy Nabers
Simple and related to a star.
The Maye-trix
I like this one a lot.
Livin' LaPorta Loca
You and your league will have Ricky Martin stuck in your head the whole season.
Let's Cold Play Ball
Relevant to the latest news.
McConkey Kong
YES! Mad I didn't think of this first.
Teenage Mutant Njigba Turtles
So good.
Block City Battle Buddies
Brilliant.
Jeanty in a Bottle
For Christina Aguilera fans.
Kittles and Blitz
Clear Eyes, Full Hurts, Can't Lose
Seems like a classic that hasn't gone out of style.
McBridesmaids
For the league with movie fans.
Darn Tuten
For the Bhayshul Tuten die-hards. It's just too perfect.
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