Gwyneth Paltrow 'Marry, Fuck, Kill:' Jude Law, Timothée Chalamet, RDJ
During an appearance on The Goop Podcast (via Just Jared), Gwyneth said "This is impossible...there's no way I can answer this," when asked to to categorize Robert Downey, Jr., Timothée Chalamet, and Jude Law.
"I would marry Robert because we would just laugh so much and have such a fun, weird life and travel," she ended up revealing. "And, anyway, I'm already, basically, I am married to him in movies, so what's the difference? ...Who am I gonna fuck you guys—Jude or Timothée Chalamet? That's very tough."
Gwyneth ended up picking Jude for "fuck," explaining "only because it's like robbing the cradle, really, if I do it with Timothée. I think my children would kill me if I did that." She concluded with "I'm gonna marry and fuck all three, how's that?"
Before we go, Gwyneth's answers for Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, and Chris Martin during Call Her Daddy a few months back were: marry Chris and fuck Brad.
Sorry Ben! But on the plus side, according to Amy Odell's new book Gwyneth: The Biography (via Page Six), "She told Kevyn Aucoin in his London hotel room one day after lunch that she loved when Affleck 'tea-bagged' her."
So...at least Ben has that going for him.
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