Jeremy Clarkson jokes about fears he's raised a 'transgender pig' and spent £5,500 on a 'gay bull' in the new series of Clarkson's Farm
Jeremy Clarkson fears he may have raised a transgender pig and and spent £5,500 on a breeding bull which could be gay in the new series of Clarkson's Farm.
Fans were at last given an insight into Diddly Squat Farm once again last Friday with the first few episodes of the new series released on Prime Video.
'Navigating new challenges and ambitious projects', season four of the popular show sees Jeremy, 65, tasked with manning his farm alone.
Viewers are also given an insight into the car-fanatic-turned-farmer's health scare late last year in which he came 'days from death'.
But as avid Clarkson's Farm viewers would expect, the show's serious moments come with a host of 'hilarious' scenes - including one where Jeremy fears he may raised a gay bull.
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The Sun report that the scene, which will be aired on Friday when the latest episodes release, shows Clarkson's prize bull being introduced to seven females on Diddly Squat farm.
When Endgame, the bull, ignores his potential suitors, Jeremy cries: 'He's gone the wrong way!
'Seven ladies and he's not even bothered. Now they're chasing him! Why are they chasing him?'
The 65-year-old later questioned: 'Do you get gay cows?', before co-star Kaleb Cooper affirmed that cows can indeed be gay.
Another amusing scene shows the former Top Gear presenter visit his favourite pig, Richard Ham - named after his former colleague Richard Hammond.
Jeremy is left stunned nevertheless when he spots Richard Ham mounted by another male having been enticed by some tail wagging.
Kaleb says: 'That little boy there moved its tail to one side thinking it was a girl, so I wonder if it could actually be trans?'
To which Jeremy jokes: 'What, we've got trans pigs? This is like being in a Labour Party Executive committee meeting now.'
The first two episodes of the show were released last week, with two additional set to be released this Friday and the final couple on June 6.
Life on the farm this time around is massively different to previous seasons, with viewers introduced to farmland newcomer Harriet Cowan, 24.
Full-time farmer and nurse Harriet, 24, stepped in to help the former Top Gear presenter while Kaleb Cooper was away, temporarily, on a nationwide talking tour.
Despite the newest instalment only just gracing our screens, Harriet has already been well received by fans who have begged Jeremy to 'find a way of keeping her'.
Many took to social media to rave about the newcomer on Diddly Squat Farm.
One posted on X: '30 minutes in and I'm calling it already Harriet is going to be massively famous and she could be worth bringing back #clarksonsfarm.'
Another chimed in: 'And a 'Star' is born Harriet Cowen! #clarksonsfarm #amazonprimevideo.'
'#clarksonsfarm S4 and I already love Harriet '4000 years old' 'That's as old as you?',' another penned, followed by laughing emojis.
While one viewer said: 'And I'm already rooting for Harriet... she's brilliant.'
'I love Harriet. And I love that she calls the Lambo 'she',' someone else commented.
It's hardly surprising that Harriet was a natural on the farm, having grown up helping her father Eddy tend to his land
It's hardly surprising that Harriet was a natural on the farm, having grown up helping her father Eddy tend to his land.
She revealed on social media that her mother wanted her to become a nurse but her father wanted her to follow in his footsteps - so she opted to do both.
Harriet has a healthy social media following, boasting 35,000 TikTok followers, while her Instagram bio encourages her fans to 'come and watch the craziness'.
She also has a brand deal with Country Moos, a sock company dedicated to cow-print designs.
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