The best times to go for a toilet break during Oasis' Dublin gigs at Croke Park
But with just one toilet for every 35 people, according to a survey from Victorian Plumbing's research, they probably should be.
That's why researchers have analysed Oasis' tour setlist to help you plan the best times to head for a loo break without missing the 'mad fer it' moments.
Victorian Plumbing have revealed the longest and least streamed songs that Oasis are expected to perform, which could be the perfect chance for an opportune loo break at GAA headquarters.
Alex Woods, Bathroom Expert at Victorian Plumbing, said: 'D'You Know What I Mean? is Oasis's longest track, clocking in at over seven minutes, it's a perfect moment for a quick toilet break - especially during the extended guitar solo and instrumental sections. It gives listeners a natural pause without missing any key lyrics or vocals.
'Noel's acoustic ballad Talk Tonight is Oasis' least streamed song, so it's a safe option to take a break without missing a crowd favourite. Plus, based on previous Oasis gigs, it is usually played in the middle of the gig, meaning it's prime time for a quick toilet break.'
Alex also revealed the most efficient way to get the toilet during the Oasis gig.
'During these large scale gigs, toilets away from the stage and main entrances, like those behind stands or on upper levels, typically have shorter queues, so use facilities on your level to save time. Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher of Oasis (Image: Getty Images)
'It is best to go early before doors open or during opening acts to ensure you don't end up missing your favourite song. Queues are shortest before the show, longer during popular songs and busiest at the end. Scout toilets early and combine breaks with when you're picking up your bucket hat merch. Planning ahead means less stress and no missed moments.'
Based on the average person needing to urinate six-seven times per day, Victorian Plumbing has estimated that the average person needs to urinate every two hours and eight minutes.
So far in their reunion tour, Oasis' setlist has included a total of 23 songs, with a gig typically lasting two hours and 15 minutes, meaning that you very well may need the loo during the setlist depending on your timings.
Another factor to consider when knowing how frequently you will need to go to the toilet is how much liquid you consume.
Staying hydrated is really important, but too much liquid - especially alcohol - will have you missing songs for toilet runs. Pace yourself - sip steadily and plan ahead so you're not stuck in a queue.
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